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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Crusader posted:

quick note that it's an open question as to how much your initial exposure influences how severe your case progresses, but probably wasn't a good idea for him to expose himself on purpose to a lot of symptomatic patients

counterpoint: him catching the covids and conspicuously croaking may end up saving lives by Spreading Awareness that the poo poo you hear on fox news is loving dumb

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MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

D1Sergo posted:

My cat wants to be an outdoor cat but she's more scared of the outdoors than she is bored indoors so she'll only go out for an hour a day in warm weather. Anyways, she likes to bring home moles and leave them at the doorstep which is cute and all but one time she caught a full-grown mouse and I was like "good job kitty!" but then I had to watch in horror as she spent 20 minutes chewing on the drat thing's head because apparently mouse heads are loving tasty or some poo poo.

predators like to chew on other animals. I had a ferret that just loved doing all sorts of "that's nice, oh wow, I didn't know those colors existed inside, what's that on your head" moments if he got something.

murdering poo poo for the sake of murdering poo poo and just happy as could be

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

pancake rabbit posted:

what is the line of succession in the UK

Paddington Bear is now the King

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
my cat is as introverted as i am so she should be fine

my roommates cat luckily got his rear end kicked a few months ago by a neighborhood bully cat so he doesnt go outside nearly as much anymore

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

hobbesmaster posted:

the typical cat burns all their energy zooming around the house between 3:30am and 3:35am

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

sum posted:

I hope Boris lives but the ventilator gives him severe brain damage and he's still the PM somehow

how will we tell the diff

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

mods make cspam autoplay the ghana funeral song but it starts out really quiet and slowly gets louder until boris dies

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




pancake rabbit posted:

what is the line of succession in the UK

Whoever has the least people/most doubles in the family tree

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Poor Boris. If only he took personal responsibility.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Don't really give a poo poo whether Boris pulls through or not, but oh my gently caress if this was Trump...

trump would just disappear for a month and then maybe you would hear something in 6 months about how he almost died

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
My cat will go out on the balcony with me. She helped me plant my beans yesterday :3:

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
I saw my neighborhood's first group of baby goslings this afternoon and they were super cute and now BoJo is moving into new digs.

today is a good day

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

sum posted:

I hope Boris lives but the ventilator gives him severe brain damage and he's still the PM somehow

How would you tell the difference between brain worms & brain damage?

*edit*
beaten, poo poo moves fast!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Parity warning posted:

does this woman have brain damage shut the gently caress up about plans

Shes still hoping to be given the nom if Biden gets Covid

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
when was the last time a PM died in office

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I think the funnier option, and thus in 2020 the most likely, that people are sleeping on is that Boris makes a slow and torturous recovery and his ideology breaks as a result of his extreme ordeal that is in no small part a result of the reassurance tour he did to sell the public on a herd immunity plan, and becomes a communist

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
hey I just heard
lol

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

euphronius posted:

I don’t think a cat would hunt a rat anyway as they are huge.

cats will hunt literally anything they think they can take down, we occasionally get a confused bat that accidentally flies into the house (we're about a half mile from a small colony of them) and the cat has grounded them in mid-flight trying to play with and/or brutally murder them.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Iron Crowned posted:

My cat will go out on the balcony with me. She helped me plant my beans yesterday :3:

My cat is an indoor cat but will brave going out into my front garden only if I am there. She doesn't stray out of sight, or attempt to hunt anything, but just yells at me while I pot the tomatoes and herbs and runs inside if there are any noises :3:

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


pancake rabbit posted:

what is the line of succession in the UK

There's an acting PM and then the Conservative Party holds a leadership election. (Conservative party meaning the people who actually hold Conservative party membership which requires an annual fee to be a voting member, it isn't open, free, and you enroll at the DMV like in America. Roughly 200,000 people in a country of 60 million will decide who the next full PM is.)

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i hope they honor boris by making him the first person to be buried in the hyde park mass grave, they could even name it after him before he goes so he'll know he's made a difference in this world

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Epic High Five posted:

I think the funnier option, and thus in 2020 the most likely, that people are sleeping on is that Boris makes a slow and torturous recovery and his ideology breaks as a result of his extreme ordeal that is in no small part a result of the reassurance tour he did to sell the public on a herd immunity plan, and becomes a communist

or since we're in hell world he makes a full recovery, snaps back on to television jumping around and saying "see it was like the flu, not bad! now back to work!!"

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Epic High Five posted:

I think the funnier option, and thus in 2020 the most likely, that people are sleeping on is that Boris makes a slow and torturous recovery and his ideology breaks as a result of his extreme ordeal that is in no small part a result of the reassurance tour he did to sell the public on a herd immunity plan, and becomes a communist

The conservatives (and the lib dems and half of labour) will smother him with a pillow before they let this happen

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Epic High Five posted:

I think the funnier option, and thus in 2020 the most likely, that people are sleeping on is that Boris makes a slow and torturous recovery and his ideology breaks as a result of his extreme ordeal that is in no small part a result of the reassurance tour he did to sell the public on a herd immunity plan, and becomes a communist

this would own

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

also lol that warren plan is about 1/3 of what republicans already signed into law

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

The conservatives (and the lib dems and half of labour) will smother him with a pillow before they let this happen

Chairman Boris has plans for plague-spreading dissenters

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004


holy loving poo poo yall

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

Appreciate the congrats!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Lifexit

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Lum_ posted:

cats will hunt literally anything they think they can take down, we occasionally get a confused bat that accidentally flies into the house (we're about a half mile from a small colony of them) and the cat has grounded them in mid-flight trying to play with and/or brutally murder them.

lol poor bat is probably so god drat confused having never seen a cat before. it's just like "oh hey wow this is a neat cave to explore! wow i'mma fly over there... OH gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress!! WHAT THE gently caress JUST JUMPED OUT OF loving NOWHERE??? WHAT THE FUCKK>>!> FGhfjc chrcuch *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*..."

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

knox_harrington posted:

Wait didn't the Dutch only start telling people to stay at home a couple of days ago? Not sure these are the highest quality epidemiologists tbh

Well the old health Minister was pretty lax about it, and then

https://twitter.com/_Crypto_Maniac_/status/1240374561142685696?s=19

And then nobody ever heard from him again and there is now a new guy who is better. We've been in lockdown light for a few weeks already, and it seems to be working, the number of people going into intensive care is dropping and the death toll has been steady for almost a week

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

mod sassinator posted:

or since we're in hell world he makes a full recovery, snaps back on to television jumping around and saying "see it was like the flu, not bad! now back to work!!"

Preparing myself for this

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I cannot loving wait for Trump to give the eulogy

What and break Biden's streak?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Pussy Boss posted:

holy loving poo poo yall



triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




BR(eathing)EXIT

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




BoJohn about to BoGone

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Mr Hootington posted:

Lmao class traitor

haha totally

declining though. interviewing like that would get me instantly fired

speaking of, what's the podcast that rips into them for like 2 hours?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lol hes dead

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Warmachine posted:

BoJohn about to BoGone

lol that is a good one

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