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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:wanna meet the zookeeper who was loving a tiger, according to Something Awful online forums look, when we first hired on ty gerfuckmann, i had some reservations. but i'll be damned if he doesn't get results.
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Funion posted:god please You do realize if he somehow gets better and is on chloroquine EVERYBODY is not got to shut up about it.
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Telsa Cola posted:You do realize if he somehow gets better and is on chloroquine EVERYBODY is not got to shut up about it. i dont care anymore just gently caress him up on unproven drugs
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Succbot Circlejerk posted:Bbc explicitly reporting that bojo is neither intubated nor on mechanical ventilation 55 y/o conscious patients get put in the ICU all the time.
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Failson posted:Peep them inflated lungs! (thank you for the informative posts). Peeps are terrible Easter candies and not breathing aids
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Telsa Cola posted:You do realize if he somehow gets better and is on chloroquine EVERYBODY is not got to shut up about it. give him like 1 million doses at once, should work even better
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Spoondick posted:give him like 1 million doses at once, should work even better let trump dose him
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ok my wife just woke me up to show me some deleted medium article about hemoglobin covid stuff and my this is bullshit alarm immediately went off hardcore then I google it and it’s a bunch of conservative websites and 4chan parroting this poo poo has this been going around? if yes, can someone point me to the debunk so I can go back to loving sleep
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Ruggan posted:ok my wife just woke me up to show me some deleted medium article about hemoglobin covid stuff and my this is bullshit alarm immediately went off hardcore 
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Here's some Japan DERR DERP DRR for a change:Japantimes posted:Eighteen residents at a Tokyo hospital have tested positive for the new coronavirus after around 40 trainees ignored repeated calls not to join large gatherings and attended a dinner party, the hospital said Monday. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/04/07/national/science-health/18-trainee-doctors-keio-university-hospital-tokyo-coronavirus/
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Spoondick posted:give him like 1 million doses at once, should work even better Oh no I mean if dies due to complications from it it would go a long way in shutting people up but god drat I dont want to risk it.
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Wangsbig posted:no one cares. the masks are off and its all a huge joke. past generations hosed up and didnt kill enough rich people Oh yeah, okay I guess that makes sense. Ruggan posted:ok my wife just woke me up to show me some deleted medium article about hemoglobin covid stuff and my this is bullshit alarm immediately went off hardcore I read a medium article that said fear is more dangerous than covid. Really makes you think.
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Apr 7, 2020 05:27
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so my friend tells me Steak Umm’s Twitter guy has been doing this schtick since 2018 and that it’s been a wild ride
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Apr 7, 2020 05:28
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I love how everyone is reading pre-prints of medical articles right now and acting like they know whats up. Just like, completely bullshitting themselves. Except twoday, they're legit
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Woofer posted:if we are gonna listen to anyone about where to put bodies it should be something awful poster human garbage bag "Ask a mortician" on youtube said something about mass burials, and for emergencies they bury people with identification, so that later exhumation can sort them out quickly Antifa Turkeesian posted:The conditions of the study don’t replicate real-world conditions. It was just a proof-of-concept that they could catch it. It didn’t produce the same symptoms in the cats and they weren’t as contagious to each other as humans are, although that poo poo about the tiger and lions in the Bronx Zoo catching it isn’t good. Quarantine your cats, no harm in doing so. Indoor cats stay indoors, and don't trust outdoor cats. With fuckers willing to cough and spit in grocery stores with other people, the idea that some rear end in a top hat is going to go around purposefully infecting outdoor cats is more expected than not. If you're wrong, your cat/cats are the ones with something to lose. Namely you. gh0stpinballa posted:"a shocking lie" lol Russia killed a spy in the UK, pretty sure they can get an eye or ear on hospital chatter about the PM Someone called it: profit motive
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Ruggan posted:ok my wife just woke me up to show me some deleted medium article about hemoglobin covid stuff and my this is bullshit alarm immediately went off hardcore my mother in law keeps doing this poo poo to me and every i look up dr. fuckface it turns out he's a doctor of education or economics or had his medical license revoked, there's a ton of grifters trying to cash in
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Steve Yun posted:so my friend tells me Steak Umm’s Twitter guy has been doing this schtick since 2018 and that it’s been a wild ride steak umms twitter saved moon pie twitter from committing suicide last year. i hate that i remember this so im passing it on to the world
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Atrocious Joe posted:I love how everyone is reading pre-prints of medical articles right now and acting like they know whats up. Just like, completely bullshitting themselves. The peer review process is not very happy with me! I don't care, I'll keep posting those preprints
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:wanna meet the zookeeper who was loving a tiger, according to Something Awful online forums B...Bigpeeler?
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slave to my cravings posted:your wife hates you lol Trixie Hardcore posted:Oh yeah, okay I guess that makes sense. yeah well I pissed her off bc I basically told her that her bullshit detector sucks - she’s like, yeah - now I regret bringing it up to you. good. she says well there’s no harm in asking the question is it possible? because it’s very curious to her and the pieces fit together in a weird way uh yes there is harm... there’s so much misinformation and spreading unsubstantiated claims from Facebook where someone linked a deleted medium post via web.archive is actively harmful
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Apr 7, 2020 05:34
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Moon pies are trash, Steak Umms twitter made the wrong call.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:It’s this gif but the pizza is the ghost of Corn Pop ACTING!!!
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Atrocious Joe posted:cause it's all made up by the liberal media Learn to talk, idiot.
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Woofer posted:if we are gonna listen to anyone about where to put bodies it should be something awful poster human garbage bag yes. there is no way for funeral homes or morgues to preserve all these bodies and prepare them for funerals. its a matter of public health that they be dealt with and crematoriums are too narrow a bottleneck to jam so many bodies per day through. as such the city is forced to bury them through the crisis, keeping records of who is in which 10 person hole and when asked later by families they will exhume the body of a loved one and let them transfer it to a funeral home for their preferred services.
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Plank Walker posted:oh no not a surplus of life saving equipment
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Malcolm XML posted:well, nevertheless, gently caress all yall anyway this guy fucks y'all
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Ruggan posted:ok my wife just woke me up to show me some deleted medium article about hemoglobin covid stuff and my this is bullshit alarm immediately went off hardcore medium, 4chan, conservative websites... your wife is already dead.
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Siljmonster posted:cloud strife i was thinking tidus personally
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Turdfuzz posted:i was thinking tidus personally nerd
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Ruggan posted:yeah well I pissed her off bc I basically told her that her bullshit detector sucks - she’s like, yeah - now I regret bringing it up to you. good. she's just asking questions here, why are you getting so upset?
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Turdfuzz posted:i was thinking tidus personally titus never wore a suit
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Real hurthling! posted:yes. there is no way for funeral homes or morgues to preserve all these bodies and prepare them for funerals. its a matter of public health that they be dealt with and crematoriums are too narrow a bottleneck to jam so many bodies per day through. wonder how much they'll charge for the exhumation lmao
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Bearjew posted:more like pooday more like uh bear poo!
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