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Solarin posted:wonder how much they'll charge for the exhumation lmao Likely a lot, depending on how long they are in the ground for and if they require specialists to do the exhumations.
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Bearjew posted:more like pooday
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twoday posted:more like uh bear poo! 
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Telsa Cola posted:Likely a lot, depending on how long they are in the ground for and if they require specialists to do the exhumations. corpses as a service
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twoday posted:more like uh bear poo! fcukin ethered
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was thinking about jade helm a while ago and decided to loom up rex 84. i didn't realize that directive 51 is a real loving thing, nor did i realize the fbi once had a "rabble rouser index" and classified howard zinn and paul robeson as threats to national security. just lmao
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Boris not only helped make Brexit and COVID a reality in the UK, he also gave the gift of "herd immunity" to the world, which still was a cornerstone of the Dutch COVID response philosophy last time I checked, and it's going to be hilarious watching the Dutch Prime Minister backpedal at full speed on that idea as a result of this
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Ruggan posted:yeah well I pissed her off bc I basically told her that her bullshit detector sucks - she’s like, yeah - now I regret bringing it up to you. good. Yeah there is a certain type that need to be in control of their worldview and will latch onto anything that fits together in their brain so it can finally stop going "oh gently caress oh gently caress I don't know what's going on". Just look her in the eye and said you caused this with your impure thoughts. Or idk say scrambling to find unverifiable info during the oh gently caress stage probably causes more anxiety and sharing that information could get people hurt.
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Serf posted:was thinking about jade helm a while ago and decided to loom up rex 84. i didn't realize that directive 51 is a real loving thing, nor did i realize the fbi once had a "rabble rouser index" and classified howard zinn and paul robeson as threats to national security. just lmao getting detained as a dissident when COG plans are implemented is actually my short term employment plan
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Apr 7, 2020 05:49
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Solarin posted:corpses as a service If they bury them nice and neatly and with clear identification then we should be good but if it gets messy you are going to want forensic specialists basically slowly excavating the mass grave and ensuring that families get all of their lost ones and not a rando. Which is going to take forever and cost a poo poo ton.
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Solarin posted:wonder how much they'll charge for the exhumation lmao Nothing. That's what PFCs are for
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Solarin posted:wonder how much they'll charge for the exhumation lmao 6 days of intensive care: $165,950 burial in a mass grave in a park: $1,000 exhumation from mass grave in park: $2,500 15 minute zoom funeral service and burial: $5,500 someone who is good at pandemics help me budget this, my family is dead
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Telsa Cola posted:Likely a lot, depending on how long they are in the ground for and if they require specialists to do the exhumations. Since the graves are only temporary couldn’t you just wait until they cleared out the hole and then just sort through the unclaimed pile for your loved one in order to avoid paying an exhumation fee? If not, could they arrange maybe a Groupon where you pay a lower fee for a single large exhumation? What kind of discount if you skip the id and claim a rando?
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TowerofOil posted:Look we all miss kissing that guys wife, it's great, but let's get back to what matters. bojo is losing the big one to the roni
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Apr 7, 2020 05:51
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Spoondick posted:6 days of intensive care: $165,950 spend less on capitalism
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TowerofOil posted:Look we all miss kissing that guys wife, it's great, but let's get back to what matters. bojo is losing the big one to the roni bold of you to misgender me
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/sandygrains/status/1247070096851263493?s=20 lol yeah. it's just a cold everyone. but worse. because it's overwhelming us. it's a really bad cold. hm. what's the word for that....oh yeah... plague. ;_; it's really reassuring to know that the plague is more widespread that everyone thinks it is and that thousands of people are going to be dropping every day for the next few weeks. ignorance is bliss, i guess. i feel like everything is completely different, but people don't realize it yet because it's so different and so sudden. these few months are going to be talked about for hundreds if not thousands of years if civilization survives. these very posts will be in the tomes of history. anyway, i'm not exactly looking forward to going back to work as a delivery driver. i've become accustomed to the chance that i could die every single night that i get behind the wheel and drive around the east bay but, somehow, the stakes feel higher now. the people need their weed, though. i guess i'm lower middle class now that i have a job. i was actually told i'd be getting a raise, too. yeehaw.
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Inceltown posted:Australia is handling roni quite well but fire season starts in June ah poo poo June? Doesnt it end in May?
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Since the graves are only temporary couldn’t you just wait until they cleared out the hole and then just sort through the unclaimed pile for your loved one in order to avoid paying an exhumation fee? If not, could they arrange maybe a Groupon where you pay a lower fee for a single large exhumation? What kind of discount if you skip the id and claim a rando? Look, these are premium transitional resting spaces, you can't just go mucking around in them without buying the Diamond Deluxe Reunification package.
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Funion posted:spend less on capitalism no *cough*
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the new conspiracy is that everyone has the roni so all the regular deaths form heart attacks and strokes are being coded as COVID deaths. The hospitals are doing it to make money edit: PROOF in the New York Times https://www.nytimes.com./2020/04/06/well/live/coronavirus-doctors-hospitals-emergency-care-heart-attack-stroke.html
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snoo posted:bold of you to misgender me  TowerofOil, they were consumed by the Rat Queen's hordes...
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Atrocious Joe posted:the new conspiracy is that everyone has the roni so all the regular deaths form heart attacks and strokes are being coded as COVID deaths. The hospitals are doing it to make money right on cant wait to die of a heart attackeroni
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I’m just realizing that the way things are going someone is going to buy up full lots of bodies and make you buy them back at a markup.
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Atrocious Joe posted:the new conspiracy is that everyone has the roni so all the regular deaths form heart attacks and strokes are being coded as COVID deaths. The hospitals are doing it to make money the hospitals that are going broke preparing for roni patients are lying about everyone being a roni patient to make money
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these island mass graves are very scenic and historic and i would welcome the chance to be buried in the same field as 200 year old typhoid victims and every single homeless guy ever
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Atrocious Joe posted:the new conspiracy is that everyone has the roni so all the regular deaths form heart attacks and strokes are being coded as COVID deaths. The hospitals are doing it to make money I get $20k for every Republican I assassinate with my Roni-Blade.
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Bojo: Hey Andy sweetie... huh? What's this you're drawing? Andy: I'm drawing a map.
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twoday posted:more like uh bear poo! its a shitception
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Spoondick posted:6 days of intensive care: $165,950 Lucky Ducky!!!
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I’m just realizing that the way things are going someone is going to buy up full lots of bodies and make you buy them back at a markup. It worked in Altered Carbon, so why not here?
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Loved Brexit so much he dug a six foot hole for himself just to prove it.
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Hospitals earn $10,000 per corona death
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so when is every county in every state going to do the same thing though
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:Hospitals earn $10,000 per corona death Someone make a gif of a nurse strangling a patient with the roni instead of a pillow.
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Atrocious Joe posted:the new conspiracy is that everyone has the roni so all the regular deaths form heart attacks and strokes are being coded as COVID deaths. The hospitals are doing it to make money There’s a phenomenon where if elective surgeries across the board decrease, it actually improves life expectancy temporarily because major surgeries have a 2+% risk of heart attack and strokes.
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:Hospitals earn $10,000 per corona death Soros is really cheaping out these days
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