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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
probably a lot of people not going to the hospital right now

not because of the coronavirus but because they cant loving afford to pay for anything

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Hospitals earn $10,000 per corona death

Time to count the money i earned from cornoa death.
Im rich b*tch

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/GoldenQFairie/status/1247308357482020865?s=20
https://twitter.com/HalfhillShannon/status/1247289621869989889?s=20
https://twitter.com/salis333/status/1246994951436730369?s=20

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Someone please ask this person about every possible cause of death individually and see how long it takes them to catch on.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

I'm just so angry all the time now

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
<holds gun to head> "I'll do it, I'LL DO IT."
"It's too late Mr. Chud. You already tested positive so no matter what you do, you will be listed as a COVID-19 casualty. <evil laughter>"
"NOoooooooOOoOoooOOOO!"

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Gonna be a real loving doozy if I end up being right in principle but wrong in practice

https://mobile.twitter.com/yishan/status/1244717172871409666

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




There's a covid lunging it outside my window send rescue

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Imagine being extremely pissed off at the doctor for attributing the death of your sickly Grandfather to the disease he just got, and not to his other comorbidities

"BUT HE HAD HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE" you yell at the over worked medical professional, who is just trying to get through another day of this hell which is his life now.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Trixie Hardcore posted:

Is anyone in the DNC leadership concerned about this guy? I can’t tell if he’s been rapidly declining over the past year or I just hadn’t noticed until then. Like I remember him being a real bumbling dipshit but he seems more like sad grandpa dementia now. Is anyone with any actual power worried about him being their nominee?

The Democrats are controlled opposition. The point was to defeat Bernie, not Trump.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Rye cures covid right?

TowerofOil
May 22, 2007

You don't need a doctor, I'm a christian scientist.

Bread Liar

snoo posted:

bold of you to misgender me

My bad sorry


RandomBlue posted:

:rip: TowerofOil, they were consumed by the Rat Queen's hordes...

I accept my penance

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/Harribo891/status/1247366105078870022?s=20
https://twitter.com/JohnsomSheila/status/1247364749286932481?s=20
https://twitter.com/mike_r_/status/1247338036410580992?s=20
https://twitter.com/mjsalz/status/1247290053421871104?s=20

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Atrocious Joe posted:

the new conspiracy is that everyone has the roni so all the regular deaths form heart attacks and strokes are being coded as COVID deaths. The hospitals are doing it to make money

edit: PROOF in the New York Times
https://www.nytimes.com./2020/04/06/well/live/coronavirus-doctors-hospitals-emergency-care-heart-attack-stroke.html

lol

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Steve Yun posted:

I used my other toilet that doesn’t have a bidet for the first time in years and I’ve never felt more violated by my own butthole

miss moneybags here with 2 toilets ~

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


broke: heart attacks, cancer, heart disease, diabetes, traffic accidents cause more deaths than covid
woke: covid is only all those things and it is actually less than the experts are saying checkmate libs

TowerofOil
May 22, 2007

You don't need a doctor, I'm a christian scientist.

Bread Liar
Has any other prime minister accomplished so much and soared so high as quickly as boris has?

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

People are saying, not me though, people.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




TowerofOil posted:

My bad sorry


I accept my penance

all is forgiven

:crnasickos:

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


My husband came through his laparoscopic appendectomy great, and will be sleeping at home in his own bed tonight. YAAAAY!

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
dis that cool doctor write another essay itt today?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i shall defeat the virus by denying it existence

i am as a god

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
I'm not saying it I want to remove liability from myself by stating it's not my opinion.
Because even as a poo poo sucking souless golem I still have some self preservation and underlying notion that what I am doing us wrong.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
all these people dying from heart failure or cancer and pinning it on covid are doing it to make the virus look bad, and they're STEALING from the covid funeral fund :argh:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Arsenic Lupin posted:

My husband came through his laparoscopic appendectomy great, and will be sleeping at home in his own bed tonight. YAAAAY!

:peanut:

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Arsenic Lupin posted:

My husband came through his laparoscopic appendectomy great, and will be sleeping at home in his own bed tonight. YAAAAY!

protect yourself, make him sleep on the porch for at least three weeks

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Time to count the money i earned from cornoa death.
Im rich b*tch

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
imagine getting mad at the prospect of hospitals wanting more funding

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I personally can't wait for "Coronavirus isn't real" meme to merge with the sort of legit skepticism of Bill Gates's vaccine plan that I'm seeing in conservative media. It's definitely going to turn into a story about how Bill Gates is the AntiChrist and the vaccine is the Mark of the Beast, which will produce some rad political cartoons at least.

gently caress Bill Gates, but because he's a capitalist. I don't care if he's working for Satan.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

apatheticman posted:

I'm not saying it I want to remove liability from myself by stating it's not my opinion.
Because even as a poo poo sucking souless golem I still have some self preservation and underlying notion that what I am doing us wrong.

your posts aren't that bad

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

eric ciaramella posted:

all these people dying from heart failure or cancer and pinning it on covid are doing it to make the virus look bad, and they're STEALING from the covid funeral fund :argh:

Scroungers are FAKING deaths from COVID to get into FREE MASS GRAVES!

Is your TAX PAYER MONEY going to LIARS who only died of cancer?

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Arsenic Lupin posted:

My husband came through his laparoscopic appendectomy great, and will be sleeping at home in his own bed tonight. YAAAAY!

glad youre not spending the night in the parking lot

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
it's really funny seeing people draw redlines where it's acceptable for people to get free healthcare/government service.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lol @ tying-in reporting with funding.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
a bunch of angels at the covid gate to heaven beating up some guy because he only died of heart failure

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

striving to have a coronary explosion from eating arby's for every meal, while these scroungers lick door handles so they can spend a couple weeks not sleeping rough

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

New York is just having to bring refrigerated trucks to hospitals because lots of people are dying for an unknown reason, completely unrelated to COVID19.

This is less concerning to me than if they were dying from a disease I've at least heard of before.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
a paperpusher wielding a big red No Covid rubberstamp as orderlies use wheelbarrows to dump undeserving patients off hospital grounds

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Ruggan posted:

Gonna be a real loving doozy if I end up being right in principle but wrong in practice

https://mobile.twitter.com/yishan/status/1244717172871409666

seeing papers on an arxiv site not typeset in latex is disgusting.

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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Atrocious Joe posted:

New York is just having to bring refrigerated trucks to hospitals because lots of people are dying for an unknown reason, completely unrelated to COVID19.

This is less concerning to me than if they were dying from a disease I've at least heard of before.

ive heard theyre actually ice cream trucks but no ones allowed inside, hospitals just sucking up all the ice cream strategic reserve with their fake covid flu codes

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