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nooneofconsequence posted:is he dead yet Some would say he was never truly alive.
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Randler posted:Naming Pericles as his idol does not seem like a smart idea now, does it? When the tributes are paid, there will be no doubt that we lost a Prime Minister who knew the meaning of the word Hubris
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I can't believe Boris Johnson Is loving Dead
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Hmm yes the hospitals could easily handle a sudden influx of sunbathers in running gear with gunshot wounds right now
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bojo's bizarre adventure
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I want BoJo! I want BoJo! BoJo! BOJO!
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Oh man today is world health day too, imagine if he carks it...
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Oh man today is world health day too, imagine if he carks it... This would be final proof that we are living in a simulation and the parameters are set for the funniest conclusions possible.
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THE BAR posted:BORIS' ALIVE?! He's dead
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boris exists in a superposition, both alive and dead, until it suits dominic raab's purpose to collapse the waveform by allowing an independent observer into the room
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I gotta admit, I'm kind of torn. On the one hand, Bojo shuffling off immediately upon dismissing the 'roni and ordering people to just suck it up and die for his investment portfolio is a picture perfect modern version of the ol' "follow your leader" Hitler meme. On the other hand, what if he makes a partial recovery and has to live with what he's done? Is a world where Bojo is dead and another ghoul takes his place really better than one where Bojo is around, but too weak to walk away and hide in a fridge when someone is showing him pictures of children sleeping on hospital floors?
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I gotta admit, I'm kind of torn. On the one hand, Bojo shuffling off immediately upon dismissing the 'roni and ordering people to just suck it up and die for his investment portfolio is a picture perfect modern version of the ol' "follow your leader" Hitler meme. On the other hand, what if he makes a partial recovery and has to live with what he's done? Is a world where Bojo is dead and another ghoul takes his place really better than one where Bojo is around, but too weak to walk away and hide in a fridge when someone is showing him pictures of children sleeping on hospital floors? I'm sorry, it appears that you're trying to envision a future that is less poo poo than any other, and in all good conscience I can't not tell you that none of them are. Pick the one that brings you, personally, the most joy or at least the least amount of unhappiness, whether that's dead bojo or permanent lung damage bojo or, indeed, newly reinvigorated bojo prime
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The best outcome for the UK rn is bojo makes a swift recovery after a nasty scare. Basically any other option just results in adding another 2-4 weeks to the timer before the government starts actually getting its poo poo together. They basically declared the fake lockdown and so far have done absolutely nothing else apart from blame the public for the spread.
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it never really mattered how monstrous an act bojo perpetrated against the british public. he was never going to face any consequences from the system which exists to coddle pudgy posh sociopaths like himself. surviving the sole consequence from outside the system he has ever had to face won't suddenly make him or any of his wretched ilk accountable for their actions.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it never really mattered how monstrous an act bojo perpetrated against the british public. he was never going to face any consequences from the system which exists to coddle pudgy posh sociopaths like himself. surviving the sole consequence from outside the system he has ever had to face won't suddenly make him or any of his wretched ilk accountable for their actions. no, but a month or two of headless chicken knife fighting mode from the tories will kill even more people. since we still appear to be at least a month away from anything happening anyway e: especially once Raab starts coughing in a week or so
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I gotta admit, I'm kind of torn. On the one hand, Bojo shuffling off immediately upon dismissing the 'roni and ordering people to just suck it up and die for his investment portfolio is a picture perfect modern version of the ol' "follow your leader" Hitler meme. On the other hand, what if he makes a partial recovery and has to live with what he's done? Is a world where Bojo is dead and another ghoul takes his place really better than one where Bojo is around, but too weak to walk away and hide in a fridge when someone is showing him pictures of children sleeping on hospital floors? Boris will never have a Road to Damascus conversion and become a good person. And his replacement will be as poo poo or worse. So it won't really matter if he recovers or gets buried in a mass grave. gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it never really mattered how monstrous an act bojo perpetrated against the british public. he was never going to face any consequences from the system which exists to coddle pudgy posh sociopaths like himself. surviving the sole consequence from outside the system he has ever had to face won't suddenly make him or any of his wretched ilk accountable for their actions.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it never really mattered how monstrous an act bojo perpetrated against the british public. he was never going to face any consequences from the system which exists to coddle pudgy posh sociopaths like himself. surviving the sole consequence from outside the system he has ever had to face won't suddenly make him or any of his wretched ilk accountable for their actions.
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the best outcome is that the virus takes over and puppets bojo's corpse, and guides us into a new world of gathering in large groups and coughing on each other HELLO FELLOW HUMAN VOTERS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US VOTERS TO HANG OUT IS ｂｉｇ ｃｒｏｗｄ ｏｆ ｓｎｅｅｚｉｎｇ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS
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Communist Thoughts posted:The best outcome for the UK rn is bojo makes a swift recovery after a nasty scare. I have been told by a doctor friend that there's no such thing as a full recovery from intubation and ventilation at his age.
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gonadic io posted:I have been told by a doctor friend that there's no such thing as a full recovery from intubation and ventilation at his age. yeah, to be fair i think he probably is on vent already and is therefore hosed but theres a chance he just needs oxygen and close care... lol no there isn't i've got BBC brain
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Stoatbringer posted:Doesn't go far enough. Try these:  
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Oh, I know Bojo will never grow a conscience, I'm just really rooting for that journalist who tried to get up in his face, and want them to get another shot. Like how one of the few joys of the Trump presidency is when an actual journalist is accidentally allowed to ask him a question, and he throws a tantrum because anything short of fellatio bruises his ego.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Oh, I know Bojo will never grow a conscience, I'm just really rooting for that journalist who tried to get up in his face, and want them to get another shot. Like how one of the few joys of the Trump presidency is when an actual journalist is accidentally allowed to ask him a question, and he throws a tantrum because anything short of fellatio bruises his ego. and now you seem to be exhibiting faith in the british press. are you doing okay?
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it's me. The codes are NUKEPASSWD1234.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:and now you seem to be exhibiting faith in the british press. are you doing okay? https://twitter.com/michaeljswalker/status/1247490191658496001
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I saw this just before it was deleted and lmfao good tweet
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Communist Thoughts posted:no, but a month or two of headless chicken knife fighting mode from the tories will kill even more people. wait a sec, your argument is that boris johnson needs to quickly recover so he can lead the country and resolve the crisis. because if he wasn't around, no decisions would be made nor policies enacted. boris johnson. that guy.
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I’m sorry but a world leader who insisted on touching plague victims with his bare hands then dying from the plague would be good, at the very least, for morale
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we mneed boris back becauase dom cumings, who actually runs th country, will only work throuh him. he is afraid rab will steal his soul and has actuallym et gove.
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