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Sneak Lemming posted:but the finest doctors are keeping him in good spirirts! And Not On A Ventilator Generally you'd embalm with formaldehyde and methanol, but I guess ethanol will work.
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Former UK Prime Minister David Cameron has described Boris Johnson as a "tough and resilient guy". "He is pretty fit. I have faced him on the tennis court and am sure he will be fine," he said.
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euphronius posted:
well they can't be sure which of his mistresses is pregnant so they have to be as vague as possible
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Prime Minister Raab is Practical.... Pragmatic... and Potentially Sexy??? Now those are three "Ps" I want to invoke!
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 15:40 |
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also probably infected with coronavirus
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 15:41 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:"He is pretty fit. cameron has a type
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 15:42 |
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he loves gammon
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 15:47 |
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https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ClapForBoris
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 15:52 |
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if I go foamer on the roner don't put me on the lifeglug I don't wanna go out being airjizzed
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 15:58 |
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lmao, people are terrible https://twitter.com/HKesvani/status/1247537867959615489?s=19
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 15:58 |
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the boris, the
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 16:33 |
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He's not dead, he's resting.
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 16:33 |
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like three or four times since i saw the post itt, ive remembered the pericles thing and laughed
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 16:35 |
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Has anyone said The Rona'd Honourable Gentleman yet?
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 16:36 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:no like apparently we don't have a US-style nuclear football; there's no authorisation from boris thinking 'gently caress, we need to finish off those people we deported wrongfully to jamaica', there's pre-written orders For a very long time, the Royal Navy refused to have permissive action links [PALs - the stuff that keeps nuclear weapons from being used without correct authorization] on its nuclear weapons because the RN found the implication that a RN officer would do something 'dishonorable' insulting When y'all had ground-based missiles, part of the launch system involved a bloke on a bicycle and something that was clearly bike locks
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Nebakenezzer posted:For a very long time, the Royal Navy refused to have permissive action links [PALs - the stuff that keeps nuclear weapons from being used without correct authorization] on its nuclear weapons because the RN found the implication that a RN officer would do something 'dishonorable' insulting Its still moot because the PALs are in a safe on each of the subs that the CO+XO can open.
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SelenicMartian posted:He's not dead, he's resting. Pining, even.
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 17:46 |
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Dont forget the dance shoes
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Squizzle posted:like three or four times since i saw the post itt, ive remembered the pericles thing and laughed
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 19:28 |
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Bung a Lung For BoJo
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 20:36 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Former UK Prime Minister David Cameron has described Boris Johnson as a "tough and resilient guy". “With a smirk”
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 20:47 |
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SelenicMartian posted:He's not dead, he's resting. “The British Prime Minister enjoys kipping in the ICU” “The only reason ‘e was sitting in that chair was he’d been nailed to it!”
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Bedtime for Boris: Backroom Backpedaling on Bungled Bioethics as Britain Battles Brutal Backlog - BoJo Basically Braindead
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# ? Apr 7, 2020 20:57 |
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I hope Osborne gets rona’d https://twitter.com/george_osborne/status/1247472871498231809?s=21 Hillary 2024 has issued a correction as of 21:22 on Apr 7, 2020 |
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twoday posted:Bedtime for Boris: Backroom Backpedaling on Bungled Bioethics as Britain Battles Brutal Backlog - BoJo Basically Braindead
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Hillary 2020 posted:I hope Osborne gets rona’d Vile Antisemitism: I stand by the comments made by my jewish colleague [which were labeled as antisemitism by Israeli media] Definitely not antisemitism: HaHaHa look at how this jewish man struggles with eating this BACON butty, stop him from making PIG'S BREAKFAST out of Britain! It breaks my brain. Private Speech has issued a correction as of 01:57 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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hobbesmaster posted:Its still moot because the PALs are in a safe on each of the subs that the CO+XO can open. Yeah, but that's just *their part* of the launch codes, without a broadcast from HQ with their part of the codes, nothing happens I mean what kinda idiot would just put the *complete code* in the safe? [...] [...] twoday posted:Bedtime for Boris: Backroom Backpedaling on Bungled Bioethics as Britain Battles Brutal Backlog - BoJo Basically Braindead People in the colonies know who to roll to when they want the British explained: Kate Balls Click denier: The file name for this image is balls_JUMBO.jpg quote:LONDON — Boris Johnson’s war with the coronavirus has turned personal. When the prime minister was admitted to intensive care with severe symptoms on Monday night, it was a reminder to Britons that like it or not, we are all in this together.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 01:55 |
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Bung a bob for Boris brexit breathing balloon banter
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 03:12 |
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I read that article ripped from the Guardian and I've got a bad feeling about this. If boris dies they are going to whitewash him. He will be considered a martyr and it looks like even the 'left wing' gaurdian will be on board. All the bad things he has done will be forgotten about. I can see it now, people talking about him like he is the hero of brexit that never got his chance to see it through. Don't believe me? Ian Duncan Smith got a knighthood for ffs and remember what the headlines were like when thatcher popped her clogs. There is a long history of this in britain. I don't care if I offend anyone but I'll even say that Churchill was every bit as bad as Stalin or Hitler. Look at the things he did in africa, the middle east and india.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:07 |
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Oh absolutely. When he dies he'll be canonised and anyone who calls him a lovely person will face a barrage of crocodile tears about how vicious the left / remoaners are for bringing up his alleged sins while his ex-wives and various bastard children are still in mourning. He'll still be dead though and no-one ever comes back from that.
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Another Bill posted:Hang in there Boris! Stiff upper lip and all that! Remember the Blitz! https://twitter.com/jazzemu_/status/1202582448711831553?lang=en
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:35 |
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Nebakenezzer posted:Yeah, but that's just *their part* of the launch codes, without a broadcast from HQ with their part of the codes, nothing happens
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:43 |
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*bugle* Covid is bad, bad and sad Makes me mad, never glad Worst flu I ever had *golf claps*
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 04:54 |
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In these dark times, my thoughts are with Boris Johnson's victims.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 07:04 |
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What use is the NHS if it can't be relied on to save the life of the most important man in the country?? Guess we'll have to defund it completely, this would never have happened in a free market
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 08:00 |
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big ben bongs for boris' buggered bronchioles
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 09:29 |
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https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1247776700986839041?s=20quote:Boris Johnson has spent a second night in intensive care, where doctors look after the sickest patients. But the latest news from Downing Street was fairly positive: The PM is "stable" and "in good spirits", but being monitored closely. I wonder if the tube in his throat is affecting his good spirits?
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Hillary 2020 posted:https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1247776700986839041?s=20 He's struggling because the tube down his throat is restricting his ability to say racist slurs.
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My wife's naivete is maddening. She is going on about how the PM is fine because the BBC are reporting him to be in good spirits with mild symptoms, despite being in the ICU for 2 days in a row with no pictures or comments from him released, yet in her church group one of the members has just been admitted to the ICU and is seriously ill and might not make it. I have not pointed out the double thinking to her because she would just sulk and then I would feel lovely for making her feel dumb, but come on wife, i'm starting to think she doesn't understand what the ICU is for. Edit: Although I did call her dumb yesterday for trying to tell me that 5G causes covid to spread cos someone in her whatsapp group said so and they must obviously be experts. She has a PHD but clearly was not taught critical thinking skills during that time. Dravs has issued a correction as of 10:16 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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