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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


shovelbum posted:

say youre living in wherever that has a real coronavirus response and get welded into your apartment, how did it work in the places that ACTUALLY dropped R0

do chinese people have pet dogs in urban cores?

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Basic Poster posted:

ZERO PERCENT INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK
You fool, Infrastructure Week is not a destination, it's a journey.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


in_dustTree

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

the postal service is being killed by internet companies sending packages

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lmao my company is offering $500 bonus for people willing to continue going to onsite work.

We already had multiple positive CV cases this month.

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

shovelbum posted:

how the gently caress is walking your dog essential, how did they handle this in real lockdowns?

I have family in northern Italy and they told me about a week ago that dog walking is limited to 200 meters and I think only twice a day or something. this came after the city already banned running.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Trump sounding ver “brain damaged” today

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lol the pivot

"just like the flu. but i meant that bad flu!!"

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Starks posted:

I have family in northern Italy and they told me about a week ago that dog walking is limited to 200 meters and I think only twice a day or something. this came after they already banned running.

I was wondering if they didn't just destroy them all, people get super irrational about pets at the best of times and it's probably best not to have them when one common type is a carrier and the other requires numerous outdoor trips

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lmaoooooo


ahaha


it's nothing...to sneeze at :grin: :sniff:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
actually the flu is the worst disease

it's nothing to sneeze at!

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1247649901992980481
oh good, detective trump is on the case!

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
he gets the year of the Spanish flu pandemic wrong every single day, it's magnificent

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

he gets the year of the Spanish flu pandemic wrong every single day, it's magnificent

And it was called.... you know this

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

twoday posted:

actually the flu is the worst disease

it's nothing to sneeze at!

he seemed so proud :allears:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

sportsgenius86 posted:

the postal service is being killed by internet companies sending packages

Trump just hates Bezos because he's a real billionaire.

Nothing the American people would love right now more than ever is for everything they buy online to get way more expensive.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Bulgakov posted:

he seemed so proud :allears:

that was a pretty good zinger, I bet he was working on that for a while

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

shovelbum posted:

I was wondering if they didn't just destroy them all, people get super irrational about pets at the best of times and it's probably best not to have them when one common type is a carrier and the other requires numerous outdoor trips

I'd rather kill the people. they suck more

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

old beast lunatic posted:

I'd rather kill the people. they suck more

this is the worst socialist position possible and it comes up time and time again

B Squad Leader
Nov 1, 2009

Mail ballots are for cheaters, post office must be complicit

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

I've been watching this meme for 5 minutes and I still haven't seen the guys dancing with a casket??

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shovelbum posted:

this is the worst socialist position possible and it comes up time and time again

Who cares

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

breaking class solidarity to stand with *checks notes* property

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



etalian posted:

lmao my company is offering $500 bonus for people willing to continue going to onsite work.

We already had multiple positive CV cases this month.

I'm being asked to disinfect the portajohns on my construction jobsites at least once a day.
Also was threatened with termination because of performance (I missed 3 weeks recently, got sick, tested, results took 14 days to come back). Boss asked me what sort of construction training i was able to accomplish while I was on vacation (I was sick for like half that time)

My work is considered "essential" it isn't. I work for a company that builds and renovates homes for the local 1%ers. Nothing at all essential about it (other than stonks)

FML, fire me. I don't care.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shovelbum posted:

breaking class solidarity to stand with *checks notes* property

Your crying about internet posts loser

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’m not a dog go fan either bitch but good luck spending your free time trying to get negative attention crying about pets

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/STcom/status/1247497662439579648


Here's some good news I guess. Pandas humped under their own accord in captivity because no one was watching them in person

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Dreylad posted:

i love how the reporter has better PPE than the loving doctors and nurses

I mean, the bbc definitely made sure their reporter had the best hazmat poo poo available to really drive the point home that doctors here don't have the best hazmat poo poo

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Trump is gonna loving skate to reelection.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

ArmZ posted:

in_dustTree

I hate this map

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



I'm working from home but I don't have the TV on, any questions on him firing the Inspector overseeing Corona funds?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


The appropriate response would be to go out and start coughing on these fuckers' door handles and every exposed handrail in the capitol

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you want to complain about dog owners walking their dogs just make fun of them and call them fail and stupid rather than quoting Marxist scripture about it imo

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

shovelbum posted:

I was wondering if they didn't just destroy them all, people get super irrational about pets at the best of times and it's probably best not to have them when one common type is a carrier and the other requires numerous outdoor trips

I’m sorry are you advocating killing people’s pets or am I misreading this

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

6 very serious people with charts and graphs describing the virus as having a similar impact to the spanish flu of 1918 for 45 minutes while trump totally checks out and thinks of fish delights and all he gets out of it is "just the flu"

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Starks posted:

I’m sorry are you advocating killing people’s pets or am I misreading this

pet culture is driving our high r0 lol but you cant talk about it

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:qq: take your meds

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Zotix posted:

I'm working from home but I don't have the TV on, any questions on him firing the Inspector overseeing Corona funds?

Yes hes talking about reports of bias because he was a holdover from Obama or maybe even Clinton

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/STcom/status/1247497662439579648


Here's some good news I guess. Pandas humped under their own accord in captivity because no one was watching them in person

Researchers: Pandas just aren't very kinky.

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Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
PET CULTURE!!!!!

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