Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

https://twitter.com/One56117812/status/1247652943035158529



Why do I keep seeing people on twitter claiming that Coronavirus will peak soon/next week?

wishful thinking

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


every quoted word of this is just extremely obvious knowledge that anyone with a functioning brain could put into words, what the gently caress does this person actually do lol

theres no way a Silicon Valley "futurist" contributes anything of value to anything let alone an entire institute of it

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

TMMadman posted:

A bit of garlic?

If you make mashed potatoes you should basically use an entire head of garlic and boil it with the potatoes and then mash it all up together. So good.

yeah, that's a bit of garlic

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Bitch probably doesn't even know what a quarian is

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Inceltown posted:

stolen from the r/r thread

My (30 M) girlfriend (30 F) buried all of my beans in the woods and won't tell me where, causing a fight between us.

OP's gonna look like a real shithead in 6 months when the canned bean trees start producing the currency of the post apocalyptic future

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Another freethinker effectively silenced by the fools

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

https://twitter.com/One56117812/status/1247652943035158529



Why do I keep seeing people on twitter claiming that Coronavirus will peak soon/next week?

Because that's the official "don't panic" line. So many people think we'll be back open by late May, lmfao

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

twoday posted:

yeah, that's a bit of garlic

:respek:

If you can smell garlic on someone else you don't eat enough yourself.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
lot of fuckibg bad opinions coming out of the wood today corona take this thread jesus christ

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Vox Nihili posted:

They hit their peak in WA and are maaaybe approaching it in NY so everyone has decided to run outdoors to celebrate.

Lol no they didn't

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

Why do I keep seeing people on twitter claiming that Coronavirus will peak soon/next week?

optimism

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

twoday posted:

yeah, that's a bit of garlic

Ok, I can accept that answer. Some people think a bit of garlic is just a few cloves and I say those people are dumb and are using an iota of garlic.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

Why do I keep seeing people on twitter claiming that Coronavirus will peak soon/next week?

"Weekends" are a difficult concept to grasp in a society dumb enough to make Donald Trump their leader.

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

r/dogfree is leaking

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Uncle Wemus posted:

Do people even like rick and morty anymore


i watched the first two eps opf the most recent season and its like the previous ones except its less funny and takes itself more seriously for some reason

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




facetoucher cat posted:

my local news has a caster named wendy corona

https://www.wsbtv.com/author/wendy-corona/

corona-san

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Inceltown posted:

:respek:

If you can smell garlic on someone else you don't eat enough yourself.

I have literally never been able to do this and I'm not even sure it's a real thing, and even if someone smelled like garlic why would that be bad

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


gorbis

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
I haven't been watching these pressers. Is Dr Brix good?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Inceltown posted:

:respek:

If you can smell garlic on someone else you don't eat enough yourself.

People who don't like the smell of garlic and onions are horrible monsters that deserve the rona.

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Succbot Circlejerk posted:

Nothing. That's what PFCs are for

esprit de corpse

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1247659937217433600?s=20

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


having a hearty lol at the people many pages back who fell for the borowitz report, the roni is really doing a number on all of us

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

part n of n+1 of "How the gently caress is Australia going"

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1247464353017655298/pu/vid/720x1080/Z87Y08Xvl4CdAoXt.mp4

Yes he is cracking a real whip at them

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

oxsnard posted:

I haven't been watching these pressers. Is Dr Brix good?

Huge Trhmo Bootlicker iirc

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

oxsnard posted:

I haven't been watching these pressers. Is Dr Brix good?

No she helped Regan cover up the aids epidemic

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That’s obviously blessed

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pobrecito posted:

wishful thinking

trump doesn't want to extend the stay at home stuff into may

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



fosborb posted:

my parents' cat died last night. was playing with toys, then just sort of fell over, twitched a few times and that was it.

they are so loving lonely today :(

A cat of mine died like this, she probably had heart problems.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Mr. Lobe posted:

lol I hope he does it, and that China picks up the slack

I'm ready for the end of the American Century

I want that African century someone was talking about, let's get this poo poo show over with and move on.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

I look like the dude from lethal weapon now

Should I just buy a razor and buzz my head

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

TMMadman posted:

Ok, I can accept that answer. Some people think a bit of garlic is just a few cloves and I say those people are dumb and are using an iota of garlic.

there is never enough garlic used in recipes i’ve seen. always add more imo

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

Inceltown posted:

part n of n+1 of "How the gently caress is Australia going"

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1247464353017655298/pu/vid/720x1080/Z87Y08Xvl4CdAoXt.mp4

Yes he is cracking a real whip at them

:stare:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Cao Ni Ma posted:

A cat of mine died like this, she probably had heart problems.

I spent $600 last week to check for heart disease in my cat. Turns out she's just very nervous at the vet's office.

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

new kind of cat posted:

lot of fuckibg bad opinions coming out of the wood today corona take this thread jesus christ

i expected to see a lot dogshit opinions in this thread but "people walking dogs are a main cause of coronavirus spread, all pets should be liquidated" sure is a doozy

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1247648579004633089

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

new kind of cat posted:

there is never enough garlic used in recipes i’ve seen. always add more imo

Same, I always double or triple it.

I also like both raw and burnt garlic :yum:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown posted:

part n of n+1 of "How the gently caress is Australia going"

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1247464353017655298/pu/vid/720x1080/Z87Y08Xvl4CdAoXt.mp4

Yes he is cracking a real whip at them

It should be mentioned that this is at the Chinese consulate in Sydney too. People don't mess around when it comes to being racist here.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

fits my needs posted:

i am honestly really surprised number isn't worse in :ca:, but now i am hearing the surge here isn't predicted till May? whats the deal yo

based on the current deaths recorded as covid, about a maximum of 150k people have caught it.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I really love that the news is running with the whole 'the death count might not be as bad as predicted' angle when clearly the government is going undercount the number of deaths.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply