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D1E
Nov 25, 2001


You may not like it, but this is what PEAK DEATH looks like.

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

boy i cant wait for this thing to be over in *checks projections* may

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Nodelphi posted:

Want to know something else scary? I have a patient that has had detectable virus in their nasal cavities for 20 days now after recovery and this was confirmed with three tests. All of the return to work guidelines are trash.

wow hopefully that doesn't typically happen

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



D1E posted:

You may not like it, but this is what PEAK DEATH looks like.

they're permanent cures you goddamned commie america hater

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Sphyre posted:

boy i cant wait for this thing to be over in *checks projections* may



can't stop thinking of this

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Relevant Tangent posted:

the loss of control is the real problem, and we've already seen "we can walk into your house whenever we want if you're wfh" contracts

:suicide:

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

mark immune posted:

bloodlust, but for dogs

Dog culture created covid 19

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

how's the south pole doing? and has anyone woken up from a pre-covid-19 coma yet?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Morbus posted:

(its an antarctic cruise)

:thejoke:

but it isn't there and aint going back

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
bats are just flying dogs

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

spacemang_spliff posted:

Dog culture created covid 19

I was right about dog culture this whole time, :smug:

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

spacemang_spliff posted:

Dog culture created covid 19

Dog cultural marxism is trying to destroy our economy

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

[idiot poss]

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Iron Crowned posted:

I was right about dog culture this whole time, :smug:

Cats are more susceptible than dogs

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1247678222751412225?s=20

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
pet owners are so irrational. not me, the cspam goon, I understand that the only way to sate coronachan's blood lust is with a cat holocaust

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1247678046662021120?s=20

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




ventilate the politicians

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Vox Nihili posted:

Which star is the SJW star? Is it part of a broader constellation of like-minded stars?

dont say broad man cmon its 2020

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Burn Zone posted:

updated for reality



this is literally true, and will feature weekly calls to reopen things amid claims that the curve is flattening.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




if they prioritize politicians, people will freak

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.


Y'all remember that back door teen mom?


https://twitter.com/Anon_Mafioso/status/1247604727035990016

Old Story
Jun 2, 2006

Oven Wrangler
https://twitter.com/BillCouts/status/1247676852610781190?s=20

GOOD point

the second guy is not joking btw

Old Story has issued a correction as of 01:22 on Apr 8, 2020

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

spacemang_spliff posted:

pet owners are so irrational. not me, the cspam goon, I understand that the only way to sate coronachan's blood lust is with a cat holocaust

Don't worry dog culture will get all the people with doggo brain infected :doggo:

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Bill really loves the virus.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

rump buttman posted:

if they prioritize politicians, people will freak

freak a leak

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



just ventilate them

ventilate the politicians

prioritize the ventilation of politicians

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Funion posted:

just ventilate them

ventilate the dogs

prioritize the ventilation of dogs

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

does a guillotine count as ventilation

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

princely email page

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Google Butt posted:

does a guillotine count as ventilation

Yes

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Google Butt posted:

does a guillotine count as ventilation

i'm not a doctor but it couldn't hurt

i think it will have great success personally

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
tryna get that weedpage snypa

drat I failed. I guess i will get high and contemplate death

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Google Butt posted:

does a guillotine count as ventilation

really opens up the airway

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





no

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
love to ventilate and to get ventilated

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Asproigerosis posted:

I never knew how essential landscaping is. Just hundreds of trucks with lawnmowers as I drove to work today.

Also any and all construction - there's a new strip mall not far from my house, they're working 7 days a week and have no lessees for what they hoped would be frozen yogurt stores/tanning salons/T-Mobile stores yet lmao.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

light em up

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

shovelbum posted:

pet culture is driving our high r0 lol but you cant talk about it

having dirty pets is why europeans are more resistant to disease, embrace the squalor

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

empty whippet box posted:

tryna get that weedpage snypa

drat I failed. I guess i will get high and contemplate death

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