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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

pancake rabbit posted:

lol yeah

americans are incapable of having MUH FREEDOMS curtailed for the general population for longer than like a month or two tops, when this thing continues into the summer i think we're gonna start seeing some significant violence

if the food supply chains fail, all bets are off

and if reinfection turns out to actually be possible, lmao well that's game over

all illegal immigrant farm workers declared essential

all ice immigrant detainees declared essential farmworkers

all federal prisoners declared essential temporary internment workers

etc.

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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Philthy posted:

"I'm glad the border patrol are still keeping the illegals out. They keep trying to come over and spread the virus."

Mexican Border Patrol is serious about keeping the Americans out

Mayor Dave posted:

do not, my friends, become addicted to horny

Au contraire, no horny is a sign of the roni

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1247709757496049664

:(

I don't remember who it was that posted about this situation the other day

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


wE aRe plAteUing

*deaths jump by 700, testing remains flat*

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Sneak Lemming posted:

minimum wage - MAXIMUM DEATH

[COVID-19 April] minimum wage, maximum death

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

pancake rabbit posted:

lol yeah

americans are incapable of having MUH FREEDOMS curtailed for the general population for longer than like a month or two tops, when this thing continues into the summer i think we're gonna start seeing some significant violence

if the food supply chains fail, all bets are off

and if reinfection turns out to actually be possible, lmao well that's game over

Humans demonstrably become more pro-social in times of crisis, unfortunately for your juvenile mad max fantasies.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


literally never let them produce again

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





I mean, to be fair, Golf is the ultimate pandemic sport. Trivially easy to stay >6ft from others, and odds are decent the course is surrounded by walls or security to keep out The Infected.

But still, use the courses as mass graves.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1247709757496049664

:(

I don't remember who it was that posted about this situation the other day

Baby didn't die of covid. -1 death!

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1247709757496049664

:(

I don't remember who it was that posted about this situation the other day

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Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Has anyone considered that people are dying of being dead and only happen to have coronavirus? Maybe after death?

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Funny to see the democrat party begging to have people pay attention to their Chinese hoax

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Telsa Cola posted:

Recipes by non white people tend to be solid. Everything else I basically double the spices and go from there.

lmao what the gently caress is this tone deaf nonsense

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
I think we'll have our first riot by memorial day.

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

univbee posted:

I mean, to be fair, Golf is the ultimate pandemic sport. Trivially easy to stay >6ft from others, and odds are decent the course is surrounded by walls or security to keep out The Infected.

But still, use the courses as mass graves.

given that the masters is cancelled but ufc lives on, I think you’ll find that combat is in fact the ultimate pandemic sport

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
the one thing we didn't want to happen
https://twitter.com/NYTMetro/status/1247691162573574145

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Marzzle posted:

did the early aid victims not have families or is it just poor or unclaimed aids victims?

gays in the 80s may have had family problems

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
hroni is prohibited

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Rectal Death Adept posted:

Has anyone considered that people are dying of being dead and only happen to have coronavirus? Maybe after death?

They aren't dead

They are being kept alive in yucca mountain for their andrenochrome

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Quetzadilla posted:

Humans demonstrably become more pro-social in times of crisis, unfortunately for your juvenile mad max fantasies.

lmao i have some unfortunate news for you about socializing and its ramifications wrt what kind of crisis we're in

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

brugroffil posted:

Nobody is dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poMoJP0TPeg

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Marzzle posted:

did the early aid victims not have families or is it just poor or unclaimed aids victims?

you should really, really learn some lgbt history. that's not me trying to insult you or anything, it's very important and it still doesn't get the recognition it deserves. people would have their families disown them if they got aids. and it can still happen today.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

nationalize amazon, merge it with the post office, people will need public distribution of goods during this time.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Quetzadilla posted:

Humans demonstrably become more pro-social in times of crisis, unfortunately for your juvenile mad max fantasies.

god drat you're stupid as hell

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




mods plz give me "juvenile mad max fantasies" red text tia

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

lmao what the gently caress is this tone deaf nonsense

I stand by my statement made ten pages ago.

Edit: Pastys are dope though.

Telsa Cola has issued a correction as of 04:13 on Apr 8, 2020

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1247709757496049664

:(

I don't remember who it was that posted about this situation the other day

my brain is so poisoned I already know dozens of those replies are anti-choice people saying that libs and commies wouldn't care about the baby's death if the mom had been healthy and aborted it

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/jneeley78/status/1247717406421716998

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Over Easy posted:

whose Hopkins is this?

nothing, what’s hopkins with you

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


Quetzadilla posted:

Humans demonstrably become more pro-social in times of crisis, unfortunately for your juvenile mad max fantasies.
lmao, americans are selfish vindictive misanthropes even without a viral pandemic

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
he didn't die from a gunshot wound, he died with a gunshot wound :rolleyes:

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
i can just drive to a farm and pick produce myself if i had to, right? like just stop by a corn farm and take some husks, I only need like 5 a week. maybe catch a chicken.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Holy poo poo Blaine County, Idaho (home of Sun Valley) has 500 COVID cases and a population of 20,000. Shoot all tech bros and finance idiots fleeing the cities for their vacation homes into the sun.-

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

love these idiot assholes
https://twitter.com/mychloegirl6124/status/1247718748737470466?s=20

Gio posted:

lmao, americans are selfish vindictive misanthropes even without a viral pandemic

most Americans are following health directives of local officials. I don't really think there's any huge different between how people are responding across Western countries

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

rofl

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
One time I read a study about how people become pro at social after acute disasters like hurricanes or wildfires. This means that they behave the same way when their access to essential goods dries up over the course of several months.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1247720383723298819

https://twitter.com/lindsaywise/status/1247719173901484033

https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/1247698364063518720

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1247686904784576513

Lol
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1247714188786642944

https://twitter.com/GavinNewsom/status/1247655661120315393

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1247709757496049664

:(

I don't remember who it was that posted about this situation the other day

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