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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Virigoth posted:

MY INTERNET IS DOWN WHAT THE gently caress

I HAVE NO INTERNET YET I MUST POST

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Funion posted:

idk call your provider or leech from a friend or some poo poo? maybe your neighbor will be sympathetic, ask em

pull yourself up by your rj45's

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
https://twitter.com/LivPosting/status/1247587399732953089

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

looks like boris recovered. lame

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

CODChimera posted:

looks like boris recovered. lame

don't people go through a period of recovery and then get worse again?

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

CODChimera posted:

looks like boris recovered. lame

Is that why Raab is giving statements like Alexander de Pfeffel is on death's door?

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

CODChimera posted:

looks like boris recovered. lame

ive heard nothing

Charun
Feb 8, 2003


so like, when they go to a nursing home and find all the bodies, do they go on that days stats even if they died some day the week before?

These are people not numbers. Why is your country not under a lockdown?

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Charun posted:

so like, when they go to a nursing home and find all the bodies, do they go on that days stats even if they died some day the week before?

These are people not numbers. Why is your country not under a lockdown?

in america? i don't think those numbers go anywhere lol. their classification criteria are poo poo

Charun
Feb 8, 2003


dex_sda posted:

in america? i don't think those numbers go anywhere lol. their classification criteria are poo poo


oh I forgot, these people would only be unconfirmed deaths, and wouldn't count anyway lol

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Barry Foster posted:

ive heard nothing

he's fine, he's over there, waving to us

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Due to further NHS cuts overnight Boris was manually ventilated by a janitor with a bicycle pump

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

do people operate in this caveman level where a rock smash the head of one caveman and the others are like "he is a good fighter, will get over it" and they collect the gibs of the brain and put togueter again inside the broken skull "there, now stop resting, leg it!".

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





CODChimera posted:

he's fine, he's over there, waving to us

With Melania?

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Gee Boris! How come your doctor lets you get two ventilators?

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Sharkie posted:

Gee Boris! How come your doctor lets you get two ventilators?

Everyone else at the table got one ventilator but Boris got two

two ventilator Boris

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Charun posted:

oh I forgot, these people would only be unconfirmed deaths, and wouldn't count anyway lol

yeah lol

other countries add it to the day's stats. france had a huge spike because of reclassifying deaths like that

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



ArmZ posted:

I HAVE NO INTERNET YET I MUST POST
FEAR NOT CITIZEN MY MOBILE LTE STILL WORKS AND MY INTERNET IS BACK SO I CAN ONCE AGAIN GRIND MY BODY TO DUST UNDER THE CAPITALISM REGIME

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

The Grimace posted:

Stop making me want fries :(

I don't want to go to anymore fast food until the pandemic is over. Those poor people are so overworked now.

homemade fries are great

I wonder what our actual infected and casualty counts and curves look like :allears:

Cabbages and VHS has issued a correction as of 12:29 on Apr 8, 2020

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Also good news, in Indianapolis everything looks like normal. My wife finally crackpinged and went driving around just to get out of the house and reported all the stores were packed and the gun range parking lot was overflowing. Whoever the goon was who said I can pick up guns from fallen obese Republicans when this kicks off was right.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/CodyBrown/status/1247723091683352582

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

poo poo

Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos

woah

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


switzerland curve looks good. stable at +550 new cases a day or so and more cases recovering per day than new cases

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
voting lines, now unemployment lines

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1247843083775086594

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


queues in communism btw

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑



So... Is social distancing not a thing in America or what

Holy poo poo

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

god I hate that oval office

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019


thnk u for saving all those people from coronachan, mr. officer sir. :patriot:

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat


RI just opened its UI benefits to gig-economy workers and i was able to apply online last night, and had a confirmation email by the time i woke up. so it's not terrible everywhere i guess?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

RI just opened its UI benefits to gig-economy workers and i was able to apply online last night, and had a confirmation email by the time i woke up. so it's not terrible everywhere i guess?

when rick scott was governor of florida he scrapped the existing (and functional) unemployment system and replaced it with a re-employment system that paid near worst in nation weekly and was deliberately difficult to qualify/use to artificially limit the unemployment numbers out of florida.

governor desantis saw no need to change the program.

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you
In maybe 2000 I was given the cd Prime Prine, the best of John Prine. From that moment on, whenever something really lovely happens, I get in my car, put the cd in (mp3 now) on repeat, and drive and sing and cry. For however long it takes. I don't process sorrow well, but this really helps.

Although now that I have the ol multiple sclerosis, I am not allowed to let myself feel mental trauma because I would have a flareup. I wonder if this means I can never listen to that cd again.

What I am saying is, if you haven't given Prine a try, I urge you to do so, if only for you to find some comfort.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
this is all again because florida was too racist to vote for the black guy.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Socialism at work!

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Mr. Nice! posted:

this is all again because florida was too racist to vote for the black guy.

i was gonna quote your original post and say basically this exact thing and then i scrolled down and saw this so, yeah.

even massachusetts could manage to elect a black governor.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

So... Is social distancing not a thing in America or what

Holy poo poo

honestly i'm just impressed they're all wearing masks

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

So... Is social distancing not a thing in America or what

Holy poo poo

Lol

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

Charun posted:

oh I forgot, these people would only be unconfirmed deaths, and wouldn't count anyway lol

This is correct. Its not really malicious though because there arent enough tests to test the dead and autopsies are not being performed for the most part. Legally I cant put covid on a death certificate without a positive test so cause of death is just something like respiratory arrest or cardiac arrest.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Nodelphi posted:

This is correct. Its not really malicious though because there arent enough tests to test the dead and autopsies are not being performed for the most part. Legally I cant put covid on a death certificate without a positive test so cause of death is just something like respiratory arrest or cardiac arrest.

We're not saying the physicians and morticians are malicious or anything, just that the legal standards are; some other countries categorise covid deaths as covid deaths without a test, just based on diagnostics.

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


btw you're doing an excellent job, sorry that you have to go through this.

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