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The Alexa nursing home lady isn't ever going to be me because I'm too poor for a nursing home and I don't have any smart devices like that because I'm basically a neo luddite and reject always on spying devices except my phone I can stick in a faraday bag when I'm not using it
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:we live in the future and it is loving horrible the future is a gently caress
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I'll just die in a tent or in a lovely apartment while my 30 cats eat me, you know, honorable
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"Roomba, aveengee meeeee...." <Roomba turns and slowly exits through the front door, destination unknown>
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Gum posted:It's really funny watching the same people who made fun of libs for "Is trump finally pivoting to the center???" Falling for the exact same trick the moment it's aimed at them they fall for it every time. sad!
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I can confirm that in some places, when your covid test comes back as positive, this result is automatically shared with the county health department. I can also confirm that in some places, your positive test result is not immediately and automatically shared with you through your patient portal, unlike a negative result, and your provider needs to personally release this result, as well as call you and let you know that you that you are positive. And I can also confirm that in some places, this is call from your provider may not be happening for over 72 hrs...
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MoaM posted:https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1247922324726263810 UK death rate lookin' real bad
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I don't know if it was in this thread or TRUMP thread but that clown who posted about nuclear war and how China has lasers and railguns and anti-missile missiles and how nuclear war is totally possible to win made me laugh. I mean, you're an idiot, but laughs are good during this time. Please keep posting.
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facetoucher cat posted:I'll just die in a tent or in a lovely apartment while my 30 cats eat me, you know, honorable When my cat kicks it, I'm not going to get another one because I'll probably die in a tent eventually thanks to capitalism.
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Los Angeles is going to start mandating masks for all employees at essential (read: open) businesses, and allowing them to refuse customers if they aren't wearing a face covering, starting Friday.
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Knight posted:"Roomba, aveengee meeeee...." Do you think you set the bounds so the Roomba knows where to go? No, no, it's to keep it contained. A rogue Roomba is a terror of terrors.
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Iron Crowned posted:When my cat kicks it, I'm not going to get another one because I'll probably die in a tent eventually thanks to capitalism. Honestly, my only actual goal in this world is to give my cats a good life and survive them so that they don't ever have to suffer.
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you would think after it didn't work the first dozen times she might have tried a different command. old people are so dumb
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D1E posted:I don't know if it was in this thread or TRUMP thread but that clown who posted about nuclear war and how China has lasers and railguns and anti-missile missiles and how nuclear war is totally possible to win made me laugh. lol as if america would only shoot at china the nuclear capability of the us is enough to destroy pretty much the entire world but it will never come to that because america is already being sold piecemeal to the chinese, how else would you explain mitch mcconnels family?
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Spergin Morlock posted:you would think after it didn't work the first dozen times she might have tried a different command. old people are so dumb I mean it basically sounds like she had dengue fever like symptoms which lol christ you try being coherent with that.
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Bullfrog posted:holy mother of gently caress this is so sad I just crack pinged again
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Telsa Cola posted:I mean it basically sounds like she had dengue fever like symptoms which lol christ you try being coherent with that. does biden also have dengue fever? old people are dumb and you'll never convince me otherwise!
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TODD BONZALEZ posted:Everything sucks
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Spergin Morlock posted:does biden also have dengue fever? old people are dumb and you'll never convince me otherwise! No his brain is just mush.
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Remember that gif of the busses and the flags. where is the new version with usa like with a 2 mile lead?
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stuffed crust punk posted:is it shadowhawk Correct
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facetoucher cat posted:The Alexa nursing home lady isn't ever going to be me because I'm too poor for a nursing home and I don't have any smart devices like that because I'm basically a neo luddite and reject always on spying devices except my phone I can stick in a faraday bag when I'm not using it you can get into a nursing home on Medicaid
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we're gonna see lots of arrests of people reportedly having 1200$ in cash on them with like half a sunflower seed the cop swears is weed.
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Apraxin posted:imagine if we didn't have trump to guide us through this crisis FORGET SAILOR
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How broke is my brain that the first thing I did is see if Michigan publishes party affiliation publicly
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TODD BONZALEZ posted:Everything sucks
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If anyone needed an update from the heroin epicenter of the country, I came across a guy that had been dead for hours on the main stretch of street. Very high traffic area and this guy was cold. medic said people aren't narcaning each other out of fear of covid and they are seeing this a lot
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<Extremely Narrator's Voice> In a world... where doctors are supposed to be the good guys... one woman made the choice to come home rather than put herself in danger. Oh gently caress she's sharing detox recipes and Dr. Shiva (inventor of EMAIL) now
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I had a dream last night there was a random flood and the only high ground I had was a power pole. I kept climbing the rungs as the water got higher and higher. Hmm wonder what that one was about.
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