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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Got it, playing Help Me by Joni Mitchell

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mummy Xzibit posted:

I had a dream last night there was a random flood and the only high ground I had was a power pole.

I kept climbing the rungs as the water got higher and higher.

Hmm wonder what that one was about.

I had a dream last night that my roommate brought goats into our apartment.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
there's gonna be like no one posting here in 10 minutes lmao

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Schnorkles posted:

there's gonna be like no one posting here in 10 minutes lmao

Why

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

the bans have begun

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

that is so sad

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I will still post . I will try and impersonate everyone’s gimmick

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


facetoucher cat posted:

I'll just die in a tent or in a lovely apartment whole my 30 cats eat me, you know, honorable

Allowing your corpse to become sustenence for other living beings is an excellent way to gain merit for the next life. Its an very auspicious method of burial.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hope I didn’t accidentally post in a Toxx thread to laugh at people again

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


love how random SF sys admins and poo poo get blue check marks but what appears to be a local journalist is treated the same as @Cats_Movie_asshole_#3 by Twitter

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

the 2 people who toxxed for biden must have a huge grin on their face right now

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Apraxin posted:

imagine if we didn't have trump to guide us through this crisis
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247900240155295745

nobody will have any money to spend lol

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Schnorkles posted:

the bans have begun

:rip:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

drat the Virginia GOP is as disorganised and lovely as the DNC everywhere else it seems

The obvious comeback is "Okay let me look, oh there he is in the state seat he won when he beat your rear end"

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I hope I didn’t accidentally post in a Toxx thread to laugh at people again

You will know soon enough

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

“I’m not some liberal “

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Honestly Biden probably wins all the states Hillary lost

LMAO he's gonna get absolutely blasted in those states and in some that Hillary won

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pepperoneedy posted:

LMAO he's gonna get absolutely blasted in those states and in some that Hillary won



Time will show

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Gio posted:

also sorry the “trump will outflank dems from the left” poo poo is sincerely dumb though i empathize with the sentiment being out of pure spite of shitlibs, establishment dems etc.

trump outflanked hillary from the left by promising to bring jobs back, saying nafta screwed over americans for the benefit of her buddies, and calling her corrupt. he will do the same to joe

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

NofrikinfuN posted:

lol as if america would only shoot at china

the nuclear capability of the us is enough to destroy pretty much the entire world

but it will never come to that because america is already being sold piecemeal to the chinese, how else would you explain mitch mcconnels family?

Cocaine Mitch and his China family :bahgawd:

Seriously though. MAAD is actually a thing again. A lot of the last 50 years has been the US designing and deploying missile defense all over, and while the efficacy of such can and should be debated is seemingly negated now by Russia and China demonstrating hypersonic capable vehicles that can carry nuke warheads. This means that the ballistics c missile defense systems deployed literally all around the exterior of Russia and China don't mean Jack poo poo if your interceptors can't catch them. Lasers and rail guns are indeed a thing but don't really tip the scales in terms of nuclear deterrence...but hypersonic icbms sure as gently caress do.

The US has yet to solve the problem of hypersonic heat shielding and China and Russia have demonstrated that they have in both atmospheric and orbital re-entry contexts.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
happy passover!!!

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Your bans do not phase me.

I'm back and dumber than ever.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Der Meister posted:

love how random SF sys admins and poo poo get blue check marks but what appears to be a local journalist is treated the same as @Cats_Movie_asshole_#3 by Twitter

the easiest way you get a checkmark is you know someone who works at twitter

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Shear Modulus posted:

trump outflanked hillary from the left by promising to bring jobs back, saying nafta screwed over americans for the benefit of her buddies, and calling her corrupt. he will do the same to joe

Wow he said things

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

sexpig by night posted:

happy passover!!!

https://youtu.be/xAOMEqMXiXI

this one hits a little harder this year

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Oh lol the bernie toxx thread is lit

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Many people are saying that saying stuff works

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Gum posted:

Wow he said things

It's easy to think that it can only work once but have you taken a look at this fuckin country recently

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Spergin Morlock posted:

you would think after it didn't work the first dozen times she might have tried a different command. old people are so dumb

Son, have you ever used an Alexa?

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Zyme posted:

UK death rate lookin' real bad

the herd will be immune after it thins a bit.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trump “running to her left” isn’t why he won

her not running left was

but I guess that will also happen with Biden

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Gum posted:

Wow he said things

Things Biden won't say

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

democrats are conservatives with diversity training, to move to their left you just have to lean

BardoTheConsumer
Apr 6, 2017


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


FAUXTON posted:

It's easy to think that it can only work once but have you taken a look at this fuckin country ever

Ftfy

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Chag sameach to you sexpig and all goons (with certain exceptions, fuckerrrrs).

I'm not religious but I can't help but reflect on the concept of Passover this year.

Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos

shovelbum posted:

How broke is my brain that the first thing I did is see if Michigan publishes party affiliation publicly

not cool

remember to punch up

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

boomers are up

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

im thinkin bout thos bans

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Gum posted:

Wow he said things

saying things is generally how you campaign for office

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