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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




turmp time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFkQU8-dSPI

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Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

shovelbum posted:

eh celeb kids can get partial failson status and just hang around pop culture as a generic content creator/personality/reality show staple and never have to work a wage job ever, it's not GOOD for a person but its better than our lot

You would think, but I'd take the bread line over being Chet Hanks.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene



Hundreds!

(yes everyone should be taking this poo poo seriously but constant attempts to push back on labeling it the boomer doomer are misleading and lovely af)

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Get your Trump Bingo cards here. https://bingobaker.com/play/3006491

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Xepherra posted:

Another one of our EMTs died of the roni this morning. He was 24.

Hospital admin sent this out a few hours later



We truly live in hell, folks.

jesus gently caress

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Here comes the 'rone

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
do you think they the black plague had cute mascots?

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
lmao they have nothijng better to talk about than soem bullshit about the state department flying some people out of countries with lockdowns?

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Is there some kind of fund we can donate to for goons who can't afford to rereg?

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

FAUXTON posted:



Hundreds!

(yes everyone should be taking this poo poo seriously but constant attempts to push back on labeling it the boomer doomer are misleading and lovely af)

lol New Hampshire deaths just rose by 30% today. All elderly in nursing homes.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

InsertPotPun posted:

do you think they the black plague had cute mascots?

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

InsertPotPun posted:

do you think they the black plague had cute mascots?

That was the problem, no good mascots. This time we've got it figured out

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

not just a number i nthe US. you have a name!! (but you must live/die FOR the NUMBER)

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
So not only did Bernie suspend his campaign today but Boris didnt even have the courtesy to die parallel to Thatcher

Talk about some bullshit

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

FAUXTON posted:



Hundreds!

(yes everyone should be taking this poo poo seriously but constant attempts to push back on labeling it the boomer doomer are misleading and lovely af)

it's almost entirely to stop people from infecting The Boomers They Know

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

this is what happens when you angrily demand to know why there isn't a white plague

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Xepherra posted:

Another one of our EMTs died of the roni this morning. He was 24.

Hospital admin sent this out a few hours later



We truly live in hell, folks.

I am cracked to hell over this, for someone reason this is the thing that made me realize this is actually a dystopian movie that we're all living in.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Wolfsheim posted:

So not only did Bernie suspend his campaign today but Boris didnt even have the courtesy to die parallel to Thatcher

Talk about some bullshit

Well he's still got an hour.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Actual Satan posted:

I almost forgot how hosed we are, but then I remembered

I wake up every morning and have forgotten somehow for a short period of time, for about 10 minutes I'm just like ah things are fine and I'm not going to die a horrible death... AH gently caress

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

discharging covid positive patients

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

InsertPotPun posted:

do you think they the black plague had cute mascots?

skellies are cute. sometimes art would show them doing people things, dressed up in people clothes!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



BattleMaster posted:

I wish governments would start to ban AirBnB type poo poo now that we have datapoints showing that they screw up rental prices and availability, but I'm guessing companies like this just bribe people into letting them do stuff with their vast wealth

that's exactly what they do

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

again but this time not in moon language

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
I'm driving to my office to get a wireless keyboard and mouse for my lovely work laptop because its finally sinking in for my bosses that this poo poo isn't gonna end anytime soon

Should I use a bunch of scarves as a makeshift mask for this transaction y/n

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Soy Division posted:

yeah they don’t lay intubated patients flat on their backs anyway

so of course he is “sitting up”

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/apr/08/boris-johnson-improving-sitting-up-bed-chancellor-says-coronavirus
Lol he's 'engaging positively', that's some Terri Schiavo type poo poo

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


facetoucher cat posted:

I wake up every morning and have forgotten somehow for a short period of time, for about 10 minutes I'm just like ah things are fine and I'm not going to die a horrible death... AH gently caress

I start my day sipping coffee and staring into abyss.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Mummy Xzibit posted:

Just a warning to all of you blowing through your Netflix queues...it's gonna be a hot minute till you see new content once everything in post production right now premiers.

no beer and no circus

Wolfsheim posted:

I'm driving to my office to get a wireless keyboard and mouse for my lovely work laptop because its finally sinking in for my bosses that this poo poo isn't gonna end anytime soon

Should I use a bunch of scarves as a makeshift mask for this transaction y/n

one of those basket sticks Catholics use to poke people into tithing

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


yeah positive with corona

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Agrajag posted:

again but this time not in moon language

every person who gets it gives it to 3.8 to 8.9 people sans intervention lol

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Agrajag posted:

again but this time not in moon language

The average person with the roni transmits it to 5-6 people, as opposed to 2-3 as some thought. If you start doing trees like
|
/\
/\/\

but with branches of 5 instead of 2 ...

Also, gently caress these people that want to blame jina. They don't owe us poo poo.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Burn Zone posted:

yesterday during the WH press brief, Dr Birx said the following:


https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...g-april-7-2020/
is there any reported median time from when a test is collected from a patient and when it gets reported as positive or negative

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1248007723318267905

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

facetoucher cat posted:

I wake up every morning and have forgotten somehow for a short period of time, for about 10 minutes I'm just like ah things are fine and I'm not going to die a horrible death... AH gently caress

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM SOME HORROR INTO MY BRAIN

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

comedyblissoption posted:

is there any reported median time from when a test is collected from a patient and when it gets reported as positive or negative

Well two million tests completed and birx says "millions" still to be tested so probably on the order of two weeks.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Wolfsheim posted:

I'm driving to my office to get a wireless keyboard and mouse for my lovely work laptop because its finally sinking in for my bosses that this poo poo isn't gonna end anytime soon

Should I use a bunch of scarves as a makeshift mask for this transaction y/n

Wear a dishtowel. Better than anything short of a mask or vacuum bag.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
lmao trump recommending zinc now

what kinda hosed up ways can people kill themselves with zinc i wonder

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

mod sassinator posted:

lmao trump recommending zinc now

what kinda hosed up ways can people kill themselves with zinc i wonder

COLDZEES STOCK GOING UP, UP, UPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

slinkimalinki posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM SOME HORROR INTO MY BRAIN

the trick is that you (mostly) (sometimes) learn to control which specific horror goes into your brain each morning. i've been relying on this fun trick for a long, long time

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

mod sassinator posted:

lmao trump recommending zinc now

what kinda hosed up ways can people kill themselves with zinc i wonder

Zinc and health reminds me of this:

https://youtu.be/yo5g2LLxKHg

Link may be mildly NSFW for ribald humor

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Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
I am reborn in the Roni thread, my true home.

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