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Have we gotten to the Rothschilds or the Illuminati yet?
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Turtle Sandbox posted:Most american already spent years living a sedentary life, and eating poo poo food. That literally is our American culture, eat too much, sit down and dont move, its been our MO for decades. DECADES. and we are drat good it
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that face in the thumbnail doesn’t remotely look human.
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Farm Frenzy posted:ok sure. capital locking poo poo down forever to intentionally cause a depression just seems like a bigger leap to me than capital forcing everyone to go back to work even if it means getting sick idk Capital isn't locking down though. Have you seen the list of what's considered an "essential" business? The economy doesn't run on nightclubs, tourism, and petty services. The vast majority of people are still working, they're just on Zoom meetings all day instead of going into the office. Capital hasn't stopped running, lmfao
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Vim Fuego posted:He's making executive decisions! wait, what's that boris? he's just... we're receiving word... yes, Brexit is on! Boris does it again! This absolutely means he's intubated. Why yes he still has normal reflexes intact, engaging very well with neuro checks!
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ChipNDip posted:The worst never happens, though. That would imply closure and resolution. The dumbest is what always happens. this is the other thing. the dumbest outcome would be to force millions of people to die of covid to save the dow
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ChipNDip posted:Capital isn't locking down though. Have you seen the list of what's considered an "essential" business? The economy doesn't run on nightclubs, tourism, and petty services. Oh right the US definitely isn't a service based economy
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RIP Syndrome posted:hair's getting long, starting to entertain the idea of giving myself an apocalypse cut. it's starting to look silly anyway get a mohawk, they’re relatively easy with clippers but first give yourself a Mr T for a couple days
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Asproigerosis posted:This absolutely means he's intubated. Why yes he still has normal reflexes intact, engaging very well with neuro checks! the prime minister is responding to external stimuli and in an upright position, enjoying the ICU quite thoroughly
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brugroffil posted:Oh right the US definitely isn't a service based economy A lot of services are either "essential", or they can be done from home. Healthcare is 15% of the GDP, and that's a service. Banks aren't completley shut down. Insurance still keeps chugging along. Gas stations and auto services and trucking are still going. Software is still obviously booming. Most retail is still going because they sell food or booze or it's an Amazon warehouse or something. Teachers are still working remotely. Public servants are still working, mostly. ChipNDip has issued a correction as of 02:43 on Apr 9, 2020 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/adamscrabble/status/1247753208258166785?s=20
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i have to admit reappropriating the "people must die for number to go up" but to make it woke by claiming shock doctrine is a novel take.
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Charlz Guybon posted:Did they just expect everyone to die in a few days? They do understand that time is a linear thing that adds, up along with the bodeis? They do not understand these things
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those are NOT my beans wtf
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stephenthinkpad posted:They just need to update the unemployment counting rule and ignore them. They already have massive underreporting because of how swamped all the states are and the double whammy of succ dems making everything means tested horseshit in blue states and chuds just making it impossible in red states. Though I guess since the numbers aren't accurate there really can't be that many unemployed so why bother mailing the checks?
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ChipNDip posted:Capital isn't locking down though. Have you seen the list of what's considered an "essential" business? The economy doesn't run on nightclubs, tourism, and petty services. how long can you justify pretend make work office jobs in a depression? i mean i guess were about to find out
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RandomBlue posted:Have we gotten to the Rothschilds or the Illuminati yet? i'd make fun of the trilateral commission at this point but jeffrey epstein was a board member there. crack ping
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1) Social distancing positively has an effect. 2) Testing has in no way scaled up with the disease itself (there have been around 100k tests per day - THIS DOES NOT MEAN 100,000 PEOPLE PER DAY- and we are still seeing an average of 25-30% positive rate, with some hard hit areas at 40%, and that's obviously not counting the false negatives. NYC has been insanely aggressive with testing and it is still everywhere there. When we do more tests, we get more positives, which is a good thing in terms of mitigating the spread because now these people can hopefully stay the gently caress home. 3) People are dying, a lot, with many people being turned away from hospitals and dying in their homes. New York is going to begin to count these cases. The deaths are being under-counted by anywhere from 2-5x because people who die at home aren't counted, people who die before the results come back aren't counted. We have confirmed 2k dead per day, so the actual range of real deaths is likely between 4k and 8k. 4) Places like Florida just entered into serious social distancing and shelter in place. Boomers have been partying it up on the beach up until recently. There have been church services throughout much of the country. There's no reason to believe any of the statistics coming out of states that have moved this late when it comes to flattening. 5) Capital is value in motion, and the longer it stays still the more hosed up poo poo will get. It is in Capital's best interest to get things moving again. Trump's boosters are already saying "Maybe everyone already has it, maybe it's not that deadly!" if they're more mainstream or saying "Die for Number." Everyone is working towards May 1 as the day we begin to reopen. Once a few places open, the tremendous pressure and lobbying of capital will want to open as well. The administration has a vested interested in getting things going again and downplaying the "official" death toll, with the tentative goal to keep it below 200k in the next 2 months.
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Farm Frenzy posted:how long can you justify pretend make work office jobs in a depression? i mean i guess were about to find out Forever because the people who do make work jobs are the ones who vote.
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Charlz Guybon posted:time is a linear thing prove it
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11,000 pfft thats nothing, over 50,000 soldiers died at gettysburg
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brugroffil posted:Oh right the US definitely isn't a service based economy Services by their nature are not productive. They are not a source of wealth. They may be needed but they are not necessary. At least not dominantly, lets say.
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Farm Frenzy posted:how long can you justify pretend make work office jobs in a depression? i mean i guess were about to find out Have you not read the Teleconferencing theory of Value?
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Farm Frenzy posted:how long can you justify pretend make work office jobs in a depression? i mean i guess were about to find out A lot of jobs like that are running on inertia right now and will disappear quickly when new orders or contracts don't come in.
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hell yeah i’m still working Waking up at 3 am for some reason Out ta lunch Really staring at this blank Word doc Kicking the dog out of my “office” Intoxicated, by 4 pm Not really working Gonna die maybe
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time is a geometric consequence of space
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Q2 earnings reports haven't come in yet. when they do, gonna be a white collar bloodbath. my entire industry ("creative services" lol) is gonna disappear.
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ChipNDip posted:A lot of services are either "essential", or they can be done from home. Healthcare is 15% of the GDP, and that's a service. Banks aren't completley shut down. Software is still obviously booming. Most retail is still going because they sell food or booze or it's an Amazon warehouse or something. Teachers are still working remotely. Public servants are still working, mostly. Health care is getting absolutely crushed right now because of the only life saving procedures mandate and people scared to come to a hospital. All the chud corona truthers aren't wrong when they are talking about empty hospitals. They're just right for the wrong reasons. The vast majority of hospitals in america right now are at bottom of the barrel in census numbers. Many are laying off staff because losing 60% of their income absolutely destroys their ledgers. 6 figure board members really earned that income.
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Drunkboxer posted:hell yeah i’m still working
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Not everything is about beans you know. Sometimes it's rice and eggs for your congee / jook. For example my breakfast this morning. 
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KaptainKrunk posted:4) Places like Florida just entered into serious social distancing and shelter in place. Boomers have been partying it up on the beach up until recently. There have been church services throughout much of the country. There's no reason to believe any of the statistics coming out of states that have moved this late when it comes to flattening. Maybe this is part of the perception gap? I live in a blue state where people have been taking this poo poo seriously, in public and officially, since mid-March (my employer is questionably "essential", but they've been taking temperatures for a month now, supplying masks, and telling anybody who isn't actually running machines to work from home since then), as in businesses telling workers to stay home, people wearing masks, stores enforcing 6-foot gaps well before any sort of order came down. quote:5) Capital is value in motion, and the longer it stays still the more hosed up poo poo will get. It is in Capital's best interest to get things moving again. Trump's boosters are already saying "Maybe everyone already has it, maybe it's not that deadly!" if they're more mainstream or saying "Die for Number." Everyone is working towards May 1 as the day we begin to reopen. Once a few places open, the tremendous pressure and lobbying of capital will want to open as well. The administration has a vested interested in getting things going again and downplaying the "official" death toll, with the tentative goal to keep it below 200k in the next 2 months. Trump and his boosters are the losers, though. "Useful idiots" you might say. The acutal movers and shakers absolutely LOVE this social distancing poo poo. "Don't get anywhere near anyone who's not in your immediate household"? It's a crisis, we all gotta pull together (i.e. don't loving DREAM of striking or unionizing because you're putting ~vulenrable~ people at risk)! But you can still consume and go to work (drat near everything is "essential" or can be done virtually)? That's like a dream come loving true for Capital!
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Drunkboxer posted:hell yeah i’m still working
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ChipNDip posted:A lot of services are either "essential", or they can be done from home. Healthcare is 15% of the GDP, and that's a service. Banks aren't completley shut down. Insurance still keeps chugging along. Gas stations and auto services and trucking are still going. Software is still obviously booming. Most retail is still going because they sell food or booze or it's an Amazon warehouse or something. Teachers are still working remotely. Public servants are still working, mostly.
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ChipNDip posted:Permanent social distancing is the ideal situation for capitalists.
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they make tamiflu from star anise so im making pho
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