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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

WorldsStongestNerd posted:

:ohdear:
Hmm. I'm starting to get concerned. I'm starting to think I may be dead or homeless in a few months.
The 50# of beans in my freezer gives me solace.

23 skidoo that's the ticket old chap

FB poster that it won't let me quote: sorry about your loss my dude :(

also the constant "it's gonna be fine!" poo poo from the news is getting on my nerves. Watching the travel agents poo poo themselves over their bank accounts (*not braks) is loving gross as hell.

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1248234671290437633?s=20

It looks like the nefarious Dr. Fauci is up to his old tricks


this would be objectively good. handshaking is weird

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


also, because economy/currency is crashing here even harder because of... let's say poor policies by the government, they insist we have to unlock the country next week. to facilitate that, they're instituting mandatory mask wearing. where are we gonna get the masks? nobody knows. the gov sure as poo poo ain't sendin' them.

oh yeah, and the peak of the epidemic by their own admission will be end of april at the earliest. and we have elections 10th of may which the ruling party really really really doesn't want to move since they know their approval is gonna begin to nosedive lmfao.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


theyn said we was backwater, but we're gonna die for number just like americans. love it.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

poty posted:

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1248213586851377152

mentally able to make decisions

now thats an endorsement of good health if i ever saw one (the article says his condition is improving)

Lol if this is the positive assessment of his condition

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/1248236944955445248?s=20

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





ShallNoiseUpon posted:

this would be objectively good. handshaking is weird

I had to go to a hand doctor last year and he was all about fist bumping instead. Not only is it better for less transmissions of germs you have no idea what hand health people have where shaking their hands could be causing pain. It certainly did in my case. Fist bumps gonna be in vogue finally

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!

Chard posted:

if i get the 600 extra trumpbux per week i will literally be making more on unemployment in CA than i did working 40 hours per week

i have a masters <---- :owned:

my wife makes $770 a week before tax with her masters degree in MA, working a job that requires the masters degree. also the masters degree is only available from private schools in MA, no public schools offer it. lmbo.

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

this would be objectively good. handshaking is weird

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

anyone got a source for this?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1248234671290437633?s=20

It looks like the nefarious Dr. Fauci is up to his old tricks

I hope this ushers in the rear end slap revolution

InflateableFerret
Dec 1, 2005

I pooped my pants

err posted:

anyone got a source for this?

it's a reuters article referencing the IMF chief

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

InflateableFerret posted:

it's a reuters article referencing the IMF chief

yeah my bad

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1248235605374513153

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

err posted:

anyone got a source for this?

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


ShallNoiseUpon posted:

this would be objectively good. handshaking is weird

it basically is just an alpha male test in most cases, like trump with his stupid "pull them off balance" handshakes

its stupid and i never want to touch peoples hands

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
one of the goon doctors mentioned a drug that seemed to help but was super expensive, anyone recall what that was?

not cloriquine obviously

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


mastershakeman posted:

one of the goon doctors mentioned a drug that seemed to help but was super expensive, anyone recall what that was?

not cloriquine obviously

IL-6 Inhibitors?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

err posted:

anyone got a source for this?

"imf great depression" on google news

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


NofrikinfuN posted:

IL-6 Inhibitors?

that was it yeah

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

NofrikinfuN posted:

it basically is just an alpha male test in most cases, like trump with his stupid "pull them off balance" handshakes

its stupid and i never want to touch peoples hands

I also don't want to be judged by how I grasp some other person's hand as the first thing they think about when they first meet me. My ability to show respect or empathy or any positive quality has nothing to how I can grab your weird wet, cold, clammy hand.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

https://twitter.com/sgrimbly/status/1247999339986894848

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



vyst posted:

I hope this ushers in the rear end slap revolution

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/all_nations2/status/1247470799897784321?s=21

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i like fauci as much as anyone else but i wonder why he thought it was a good idea to predict 60k deaths

given the population differences 5x the number of current deaths in italy (85k) would be my optimistic prediction. its optimistic because the current deaths in italy are not the final number of deaths in italy and because the population multiplier is more like 5.5

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://twitter.com/MikeAre2/status/1248239559172919303

"I could not spread disease, but that would mean losing clients...and profits! :ohdear:" and then he probably loses some by being a weirdo

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

a ruger mini14 is right around 600 bucks just sayin

what's the go to gun for the dark times?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

just do a small polite bow as a greeting western society, it's loving easy and natural

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cabbages and Kings posted:

The whole point of slow cookers is that you don't have to worry about any of that nonsense, you just add everything and let it go, outside of fancy pants recipies that want further interaction.

Having made soup with both beans and carrots in it this way many times including as recently as last week... everything cooks perfectly, that's the whole point. Yes, it has to cook for a day or so, but actually doing the food prep is like 6 mins of work plus add water hit button.

Slow cookers rule. Like a third of my isolation shopping was various dehydrated containers of things to go into a slow cooker.

Why cook slowly with this thing when you can cook faster (and more dangerously) with a pressure cooker?

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Wangsbig posted:

what's the go to gun for the dark times?

glue gun in a slave factory

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 32 hours!
Hahahaha death machine go brrrrrrr

https://twitter.com/nikhil_palsingh/status/1248236298214703105

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1248234671290437633?s=20

It looks like the nefarious Dr. Fauci is up to his old tricks

Everyone should just go back to doing the fist and palm salute.

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
one of the other things ive noticed that makes it difficult in my state to keep a read on anything is the governor speaks at a different time every day, so you cant really compare numbers as some are for an 18 hour cycle, some are 27, etc. theres just no good data on this thing.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RawStory/status/1247989878211719173


quote:

Easter looming, Kansas Republican leaders on Wednesday revoked Democratic Gov. Laura Kelly’s order limiting religious gatherings to 10 people as the state’s coronavirus death toll jumped 40 percent. House and Senate leaders — meeting as a body called the Legislative Coordinating Council — voted along party lines to throw out the directive. Their decision came as the number of reported COVID-19 cases in the state climbed to more than 1,000 and the death count ticked up to 38.

Church gatherings have produced three case clusters across the state and health officials fear Easter gatherings could further spread the deadly coronavirus. Pastors and priests now confront a stark choice: forgo in-person services on Christianity’s holiest day or open church buildings and potentially risk exposing parishioners. Opponents were aided by Attorney General Derek Schmidt [photo], who issued a memo calling the order likely unconstitutional and urging police not to enforce it.

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


so that's where it all went

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
what is it with the recurring Here Comes the Sun motif the last couple of days, feels like the simulation is glitching again
https://twitter.com/janemerrick23/status/1247506139601932288

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


They got nothing

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Wangsbig posted:

what's the go to gun for the dark times?


depends where you live, really.


poo goldberg machine

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
cant wait to someday be simulated in one of those "coronavirus day by day" youtube accounts in 30 years.

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
I had to reschedule my kid's doctor appointment since it can't be done via telemedicine. When questioned the office said:

"Well we're not seeing any sick kids at this time!" :downs:

Ugh

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Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Wangsbig posted:

what's the go to gun for the dark times?

BFG 9000

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