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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Ok that wasn't bad, will give it a whirl, thank you goon sir.

I love Wolf because he's basically post-apocalyptic Thad Castle. Aka, my favorite kind of meathead.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKrJR4llOwI

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:lol: I just noticed the other typo in the thread title.

EDIT: and the grammar error too.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Isn't everyone raging drunk all the time? What's the point of a quarantines otherwise?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Android Apocalypse posted:

:lol: I just noticed the other typo in the thread title.

EDIT: and the grammar error too.

the original only had Blissfully misspelled and mods promptly corrected the rest.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/CameronNewton/status/1248255954040360966?s=20

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
What are the things he's doing pushups on? Is it just for grip/elevation or is there some other functionality?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Joey Freshwater posted:

What are the things he's doing pushups on? Is it just for grip/elevation or is there some other functionality?

there are specific exercises you can use it for, but it's also something you do to change stress on your shoulder capsule during pressing motions.

you know, if you were recovering from a surgery

one that you swear is healed

one you've lied about for three years

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Have we ever discovered why Cam tweets like he's a 90's kid who thinks he's a hacker on steroids?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Ohno :(

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1248153430629081089?s=19

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Grittybeard posted:

Have we ever discovered why Cam tweets like he's a 90's kid who thinks he's a hacker on steroids?

because he's a loving crazy person who smiles while he fights with a teammate, names his kids Chosen and Sovereign, gives girls mystery drinks, and dresses like he fell into a hannah home donation box

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Grittybeard posted:

Have we ever discovered why Cam tweets like he's a 90's kid who thinks he's a hacker on steroids?

This is the header from his Instagram:



In other words - Mess with the best die like the rest :zerocool:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Posting this only because this is the first article I've seen from Fake Deadspin that seems to somewhat resemble something you would read from the old Deadspin before the mass exodus: https://deadspin.com/fellate-gate-why-does-the-sports-media-continue-to-blo-1842772752

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Better Than You posted:

Posting this only because this is the first article I've seen from Fake Deadspin that seems to somewhat resemble something you would read from the old Deadspin before the mass exodus: https://deadspin.com/fellate-gate-why-does-the-sports-media-continue-to-blo-1842772752

i agree with everything in this article except where he insists that tom brady is handsome

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
I’m Pulling for Karlos, go gently caress up that CFL pal (also gently caress Doug Whaley, he is a Hack and a Fraud)


https://twitter.com/MatthewFairburn/status/1248234750508228614?s=20

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://twitter.com/terezpaylor/status/1248290381348974592?s=21

Very cheap for a pretty good corner who had some huge moments for the Super Bowl Champions last year

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

SHOAH NUFF posted:

https://twitter.com/terezpaylor/status/1248290381348974592?s=21

Very cheap for a pretty good corner who had some huge moments for the Super Bowl Champions last year

hell yes

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Better Than You posted:

Posting this only because this is the first article I've seen from Fake Deadspin that seems to somewhat resemble something you would read from the old Deadspin before the mass exodus: https://deadspin.com/fellate-gate-why-does-the-sports-media-continue-to-blo-1842772752

https://twitter.com/veryimportant/status/1248288860137717766?s=19

Truly love that zombie deadspin is losing readers and dead deadspin was performing better

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Silly Burrito posted:

I wonder if rear end in a top hat owners are going to be "accidentally" booted from the Zoom sessions.

As someone who just used Zoom for the first time on a free account, I guarantee some cheap owners entire war room will get kicked when their 40 minutes of free time is up.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

OxySnake posted:

As someone who just used Zoom for the first time on a free account, I guarantee some cheap owners entire war room will get kicked when their 40 minutes of free time is up.

So what I'm seeing here is a compelling reason why Dan Snyder won't let washington trade back from #2

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




So if Brady has an awful season and retires, the Bucs still retire #12, right?

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

OxySnake posted:

As someone who just used Zoom for the first time on a free account, I guarantee some cheap owners entire war room will get kicked when their 40 minutes of free time is up.

All they need to do is use Skype or Discord lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Sono posted:

So if Brady has an awful season and retires, the Bucs still retire #12, right?

Why would they do that?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I guess FS1 and Fox Deportes are airing the Miracle at the New Meadowlands at 8:00 tonight. Not going to watch that now but might bring it up on Gamepass on the weekend.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Sono posted:

So if Brady has an awful season and retires, the Bucs still retire #12, right?

Absolutely not.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




SHOAH NUFF posted:

https://twitter.com/terezpaylor/status/1248290381348974592?s=21

Very cheap for a pretty good corner who had some huge moments for the Super Bowl Champions last year

The Chiefs have cap space?

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Yeah they restructured Sammy Watkins and Frank Clark and freed up a few mil

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Sono posted:

So if Brady has an awful season and retires, the Bucs still retire #12, right?

Well yeah, because if Brady retires then Godwin would switch back to #12 and Bucs would retire #12 after Godwin's HOF speech.

Obviously.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Brady flames out, is cut by week 6 and Goodwin takes his number back mid season. Disadvantaged children in developing world countries trade out their 49ers Super Bowl tshirt for Tampa Brady 12 jerseys before January.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Raku posted:

because he's a loving crazy person who smiles while he fights with a teammate, names his kids Chosen and Sovereign, gives girls mystery drinks, and dresses like he fell into a hannah home donation box

Cam Newton is an actual crazy person and I will be shocked if he doesn't go full Antonio Brown in the next 4 years.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1248318639607955458?s=09

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Well it is fair that Karlos Williams job title the last 4 years was radio talk-show caller

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Chichevache posted:

Cam Newton is an actual crazy person and I will be shocked if he doesn't go full Antonio Brown in the next 4 years.

Has Cam suffered from CTE?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
who the gently caress is karlos williams

Android Apocalypse posted:

Has Cam suffered from CTE?
if the 2016 season opener is any indication, very likely

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://twitter.com/craycraftbrett/status/1248060149580943378?s=21

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Eifert Posting posted:

Isn't everyone raging drunk all the time? What's the point of a quarantines otherwise?

Most people will have to buy diet supplements/join a gym and/or check in to AA after the quarantine.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

It's true, only the running backs who are touchdown champions or league-leading rushers deserve contracts. The rest get thrown into the pits of despair.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

It's true, only the running backs who are touchdown champions or league-leading rushers deserve contracts. The rest get thrown into the pits of despair.

That's true

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Better Than You posted:

who the gently caress is karlos williams
if the 2016 season opener is any indication, very likely

Former RB for the Buffalo Bills and brother of Steelers strong side LB Vince Williams

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Karlos Williams is not a smart person. He was a 5* S recruit that had to switch to RB because he couldn't learn the defensive playbook.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

a neat cape posted:

That's true

The Broncos have plenty of cap and Gordon immediately becomes the best RB on the roster most likely, so I have no issue with that contract. I really like Lindsay too but Gordon isn't exactly taking over for him he's taking over for Royce Freeman and Whatshisface Booker, who have both been pretty large disappointments.

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