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oxsnard posted:I'm ready to murder both of my kids ama are ya ready for social isolation summer break?
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fosborb posted:lol same Same. Two parents trying to work from home fulltime with a small child is just such a loving joke. Every day is just a crescendo of stress and chaos with no end in sight.
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Thesaurus posted:Feeling super stressed. Hopefully cspam and the covid thread calm me down so that I can sleep. Try this out. https://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/ Guy tells a long boring story with no point that helps me get my mind off *points at everything* long enough to fall asleep.
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fosborb posted:lol same Did you get them a switch yet? loving lifesaver
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Jon Irenicus posted:are ya ready for social isolation summer break? I live in Houston and if we can't go to the pool I honestly don't know what we will fo
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oxsnard posted:Did you get them a switch yet? Please note that you need at least 1 switch per child. Anything less is likely to increase rather than decrease drama.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Capitalism.jpg Good to see BioAnal Sys is doing well
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oxsnard posted:I live in Houston and if we can't go to the pool I honestly don't know what we will fo According to this hurricane forecast, the pool will come to you
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Thesaurus posted:Feeling super stressed. Hopefully cspam and the covid thread calm me down so that I can sleep. lol
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shovelbum posted:how much do grade school kids understand about this In my neighborhood all the kids, even the teens, are still hanging out together, presumably spreading this plague to the rest of their household without realizing it I am terrified of the gangs of children
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Inceltown posted:Please note that you need at least 1 switch per child. Anything less is likely to increase rather than decrease drama. Don't buy Mario kart.
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Inceltown posted:https://twitter.com/Sludge/status/1248362054894878720 Joseph Pizza. Joseph Pizza The writers are really phoning it in this season, huh? I thought they were going some interesting places with all these evil people catching corona, but like the last couple seasons they don't want to change the status quo and are predictably just hammering the 'lol hellworld' button over and over again. It's Lost all over again.
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Seems like we've passed the point where social distancing is still new and we're making funny memes about it. The novelty is wearing off this week and people will start going truly stir crazy next week. We're coming into what will be known post-mortem as the "alcoholism surge" stage of shelter-in-place
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the 8 year old has had a total of 2 half hour classes with his school in the last month. both were complete train wrecks and very, very little support from the district for any other material. here's mobymax! that will keep them engaged! the 4 year old has decided now would be a great time to learn how to kick the everloving poo poo out of her older brother any chance she can get. full out flying tackles and a pretty mean choke hold. she doesn't even know what a kidney is, but she knows where to punch one. i guess its lucky the c-suite like to hear the blood curdling screams of the young in battle while on conference calls?
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:According to this hurricane forecast, the pool will come to you I live in Puerto Rico, so I assume I'll just be locked in my apartment until my family and I are killed by a cat 5 later this summer or at least lose power for weeks/months
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i finally saw someone else wearing a mask today. a woman and her kids, all wearing homemade masks, and she kept reminding them to make sure the mask covers their nose and mouth. it made me feel good and hopefully people here are starting to get the message 
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Inceltown posted:https://twitter.com/Sludge/status/1248362054894878720 This can’t be real
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Thanking these brave economic first responders for ensuring that America gets the V shaped recovery it deserves.
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2020 Census is going to show worship of Papa Nurgle is now the #3 religion in the US
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shovelbum posted:how much do grade school kids understand about this the teens who get to leave their house have all successfully found places to congregate and grow more feral and unsupervised the beaches are closed but they correctly identified that you can go to that state forest campgrounds on bikes and drink in the woods
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your av reminds me that when i was a kid i read that whole brick of a book waiting for the cool anteater-snout demon creature to show up
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Capitalism.jpg pound future meets bio-anal. film at 11
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brugroffil posted:Tfw the NYT's top political reporter's journalistic standards are lower than Sean hannity my god did they pull that guy out of the drunk tank to do that interview
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oxsnard posted:Did you get them a switch yet? we went from like a 4 hours of screen time a week total family to about 4 hours a day. some of that is all the online learning. all those bullshit VC / Gates FOundation apps i've hated forever but what else are we going to do? I don't know how to loving teach math anymore. wtf is a fact fluency?? so happy math it is. some days we load up mario teaches typing on dosbox the rest of it after like 2pm where we just say gently caress it and turn on a movie. i have seen so much frozen 2
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Jon Irenicus posted:the teens who get to leave their house have all successfully found places to congregate and grow more feral and unsupervised if the kids are going about freely that means that all the lockdown poo poo is having approx 0 impact lmao
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brugroffil posted:Tfw the NYT's top political reporter's journalistic standards are lower than Sean hannity lol I've only started to follow this guy for his powerful virus takes, but I did not expect him to have the same energy as Gil from the Simpsons I was expecting a Michael Tracy vibe
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Sharkie posted:your av reminds me that when i was a kid i read that whole brick of a book waiting for the cool anteater-snout demon creature to show up I read the mass paperback version last october  I was not disappointed. Feel like I’m going insane now though
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Capitalism.jpg This should get a pullitzer
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https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1248413174027542531?s=20 You know you can trust old Gil when he says, "It's just the flu!"
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oxsnard posted:I live in Houston and if we can't go to the pool I honestly don't know what we will fo same. my apartment looks right into the pool area and it calls my name. I just want to have a crawfish boil 
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