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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

We didn't even get a P-Stew sex scene out of "Picard." What was the loving point?

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

oh but seriously I posted:

We didn't even get a P-Stew sex scene out of "Picard." What was the loving point?

And why is it called a Whore-Gone when it has exactly the opposite effect !?
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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Fidel Cuckstro posted:

A good addition to a cast of characters who by that point in the show had all become hyper-competent at everything both professionally and inter-personally.

How can you say this when Worf was still there???

Trying
Sep 26, 2019


This forehead/hair arrangement disquiets me.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Arglebargle III posted:

Ezri eps are all over the place. I forget why she was even involved in a murder case as the station therapist.

Because one of her former hosts was a serial killer so she had special insight into how a serial killer thinks

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
These last few DS9 episodes really capture the vibe of a middle school relationship during wartime.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Between Esri and Kes, someone in casting had a type, and they should probably be on a list.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Between Esri and Kes, someone in casting had a type, and they should probably be on a list.

"No one should date these adult women because of their physical characteristics."

-Someone putting other people on a list

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Between Esri and Kes, someone in casting had a type, and they should probably be on a list.
Yes, one could hardly tell Nicole de Boer from a middle schooler during her time on DS9, and the only acceptable objects of mature male gaze are women like Chase Masterson. These are absolutely true and unhyperbolic statements you must embrace and believe with your whole heart.

I'm glad your reprogramming is paying off and though you may never mod here again you might one day truly overcome your urges

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

If you can't handle me at my Janeway, you don't deserve me at my Kirk

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

lmao some of these DS9 eps are reeeeeal bad. Just worked through a plot where Ezri Dax saves the day via embracing her inner serial killer, racial profiling, and warrantless searches.

DS9 politics are extremely 90's, and have aged as poorly

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

lmao some of these DS9 eps are reeeeeal bad. Just worked through a plot where Ezri Dax saves the day via embracing her inner serial killer, racial profiling, and warrantless searches.

Best/only good part of that episode is everybody being really surprised at Odo's detailed knowledge about powder burns

"I read a lot of 20th century crime novels"

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Not sure which of you redirected me to the Chakotay x Janeway Tumblr but they really did have chemistry.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Lmao, the Breen general is named Thot Gor.

Edit: Next episode Earth feels wrath of Thot.

Worf of House Friendzone


The Bloop posted:

"No one should date these adult women because of their physical characteristics."

-Someone putting other people on a list

You're on the list, buddy.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Apr 9, 2020

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

"Maybe you should go talk to Worf again."

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Imagine going into counseling when Betazoids are a thing.

Oh, what, like every Betazoid wants to be a counselor? :rolleyes:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/sta...ingawful.com%2F

:hmmyes:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

oh but seriously I posted:

I think Quark might have got laid more than any other character in the franchise.

Dax, unless you want to go Q or other immortals

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Beachcomber posted:

Dax, unless you want to go Q or other immortals

Q only got laid once though.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Eighties ZomCom posted:

Q only got laid once though.

On screen. He's omnipotent and had infinity to play with. Getting laid doesn't necessarily mean reproduction.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Beachcomber posted:

Dax, unless you want to go Q or other immortals

Good shout.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

oh but seriously I posted:

I think Quark might have got laid more than any other character in the franchise.

What about that freighter captain with the transparent skull? He sounded like quite the lady's man.

I've finally got to the TNG episode with the scottish ghost, and Crusher telling Troi all about her sex dreams is a wonderful moment of TMI.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Deja Q: I'm the universal translator that spits out landquakes, but immediately after uses tsunami instead of tidal wave.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Obviously the name of their planet was Land.
:goonsay:

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

Beachcomber posted:

Deja Q: I'm the universal translator that spits out landquakes, but immediately after uses tsunami instead of tidal wave.

Tidal waves and tsunamis are different phenomena, though

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

oh but seriously I posted:

I think Quark might have got laid more than any other character in the franchise.

The answer is obviously Morn

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Admiralty Flag posted:

The answer is obviously Morn

Who Porns for Morn?

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Lmfao

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006


:bird:

Trying
Sep 26, 2019


AHAHAHAHA

We have fun here.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Sodomy Hussein posted:

DS9 politics are extremely 90's, and have aged as poorly

Sometimes it's for the better, sometimes it's for the worse. After the 90s, the dynamic of an group fighting against oppressive overlords almost entirely vanished in favor of justifying cruel and unusual punishment to stomp down any dissent.

Beachcomber posted:

Dax, unless you want to go Q or other immortals

Dax never got laid a single time, it was just sitting inside the skulls of people who got laid.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

SlothfulCobra posted:

Dax never got laid a single time, it was just sitting inside the skulls of people who got laid.

There is a special hole. Where the worm goes.

:wink:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

The 20-something Dabo Girl Jake dates at 16 is really something. Good work jake?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Baronjutter posted:

The 20-something Dabo Girl Jake dates at 16 is really something. Good work jake?

Different species age differently. She was nine.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

IIRC the actress had auditioned for Leeta but was too young, so she got the roll of Marta. I think she was younger than the character when it was filmed.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






The Bloop posted:

Different species age differently. She was nine.

But she had the soul of a 350-year-old gut slug

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

The moment Worf finds out Keiko is pregnant again...it's good to remember when fan service was stuff like that.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
https://youtu.be/-HqSH2HYA8g

Thom12255 fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Apr 10, 2020

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


https://twitter.com/PaulCPace/status/1248754120309329922?s=19

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