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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
He played football at a very high level

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Eifert Posting posted:

Am I literally the only person on Earth who is excited about rumors Orlovski will be a commentator for Monday night football? I've heard him give interviews and he just seems like hes really good at communicating and has a good sense of humor. Maybe let him do it for like a week before you try and replace him ESPN?
I'm down with giving him a shot.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Metapod posted:

He played football at a very high level

Literally at the nfl level.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Brady posted cringe

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1248615739021340672?s=19

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I love my lame-rear end QB

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kalli posted:

I love my lame-rear end QB

yeah Jarrett Stidham owns

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

:stare:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
he is such a dweeb lmao

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

I’m pretty sure Tompa Bay got ruined by a planetary bombardment from a Star Destroyer in some EU novel.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Are Bucs fans even excited for Tom Brady? I wouldn't be, but can't tell if that's because of AFC East goggles.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Tom Brady has filed for copyright on the slogan "Tomb Raidy"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



R.D. Mangles posted:

Tom Brady has filed for copyright on the slogan "Tomb Raidy"

I knew somebody would have something like this on imgur already.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

fsif posted:

Are Bucs fans even excited for Tom Brady? I wouldn't be, but can't tell if that's because of AFC East goggles.

He wont throw 30 picks next season so yeah I'd be excited

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




My god it's the 2015 "Chip Kelly turned LeSean McCoy into DeMarco Murray AND Ryan Mathews." Takes with the peoples names replaced.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



fsif posted:

Are Bucs fans even excited for Tom Brady? I wouldn't be, but can't tell if that's because of AFC East goggles.

It's like then the WWE hires some guy from another promotion whose best days are behind them, but they can get a one year run out of Shinsuke Nakamura and that'll be pretty cool.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kalli posted:

I knew somebody would have something like this on imgur already.



good gravy

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Tunga Boy

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

OxySnake posted:

My god it's the 2015 "Chip Kelly turned LeSean McCoy into DeMarco Murray AND Ryan Mathews." Takes with the peoples names replaced.

About that, You ever notice that certain people always seem to give the white guy the benefit of the doubt when there's a personality conflict?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

I knew somebody would have something like this on imgur already.



Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



P-p-p-perfect spherical breasts

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


gently caress tomb

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Doesn’t Brady usually suck when playing in Florida?

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Mega64 posted:

Doesn’t Brady usually suck when playing in Florida?

I mean, the Pats have that weird problem with Miami. What's their record against the Jags and Tampa?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



GD_American posted:

I mean, the Pats have that weird problem with Miami. What's their record against the Jags and Tampa?

In Florida, Brady's like 4-1 with pretty ridiculous stats, but again, Jags and Buccs over the past 20 years.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
NFL sample sizes always lead to some weird beliefs, like how certain dome QBs are supposed to automatically suck outdoors, or that long one about Tampa never winning a road game under a certain temperature

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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it’s a sample size problem that shows the bengals are bad. they’re actually good

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

GD_American posted:

NFL sample sizes always lead to some weird beliefs, like how certain dome QBs are supposed to automatically suck outdoors, or that long one about Tampa never winning a road game under a certain temperature

For the Tampa one, that came up a lot before the 2002 NFC Championship game in Philadelphia. Tampa Bay used to be in the old NFC Central and it was something like 0-20 when the weather was below 50°? And they’d been recently beaten a few times in a row by those Eagles, so it all got brought up a lot.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

a patagonian cavy posted:

it’s a sample size problem that shows the bengals are bad. they’re actually good

Two Super Bowl appearances in my lifetime

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

a neat cape posted:

He wont throw 30 picks next season so yeah I'd be excited

Only because he'll get benched after he throws 11 in the first 6 gamesthere won't be a next season

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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GD_American posted:

Two Super Bowl appearances in my lifetime

ok boomer

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

GD_American posted:

Two Super Bowl appearances in my lifetime

Ok, boomer

edit: gently caress

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
It's really crazy how the Bengals have made it to the super bowl every year of the past 20 but have yet to win. Surely you have to get lucky just once

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

GD_American posted:

Two Super Bowl appearances in my lifetime

Ok

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eric the Mauve posted:

Only because he'll get benched after he throws 11 in the first 6 gamesthere won't be a next season

I said next season not this year

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Phobeste posted:

It's really crazy how the Bengals have made it to the super bowl every year of the past 20 but have yet to win. Surely you have to get lucky just once

The NFC isn't real so the bengals are champions.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

I was dialing out a phone call to an injured customer when I saw this and I drat near started the call laughing out loud.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Nobody remembers Ken Anderson

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Bengals lead the league in Kens who should be in the Hall of fame.


Ken Riley might be an even bigger snub than Anderson.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Athanatos posted:

Boy that account is getting a lot of mileage today

keep posting them imo, dude's got an incredible handle on what will effectively troll football fans


A large group of young receivers is so good for draft cap health. Of course they also have to be good which is the hard part

Slowpoke! posted:

Rams all in on 2020 season not happening.

hahaha what if it actually worked out that way and suddenly they look like geniuses for harmlessly dumping dead cap


What's deliberately left out of this tweet could fill ten other tweets lol

Eifert Posting posted:

Am I literally the only person on Earth who is excited about rumors Orlovski will be a commentator for Monday night football? I've heard him give interviews and he just seems like hes really good at communicating and has a good sense of humor. Maybe let him do it for like a week before you try and replace him ESPN?

nah I think it'll be good

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
If Greg Cook didn't gently caress up his throwing shoulder he would have been the greatest Bengals QB of all time

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