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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Squizzle posted:

why is boston in the south if philadelphia is in the north

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Squizzle posted:

why is boston in the south if philadelphia is in the north

How else are you going to get the red sox Yankees world series dummy

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

vyst posted:

Water went down the wrong hole and i coughed a bit and my wife gave me this look like she was thinking about all the things she was going to do with my life insurance money reflexively.

Thanks COVID-19

Lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

angerbeet posted:

I loved that book as a kid

me too :)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

the girlfriend broke up with him to keep the beans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXBHCQYxwr0

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I wish I had a girlfriend who would steal my beans.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Dolphin posted:

i recommend a caprese sandwich in these dark times

it's just good bread, a tomato, some basil, mozzarella and olive oil

you put it in your mouth

in your motherfuckin mooouuuth

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

Asproigerosis posted:

You need to get a sample from a known covid patient on the floor to test.

Get this, I wanted to go back to the old tests and they actually removed my capability to order that test from the computer.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Some teams in the east/north just go to Arizona for spring training for some reason. The Arizona teams don't maintain their own fields the way Grapefruit League teams do.

some of them do

the cubs just built a mini-wrigley a few years ago

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man

Vox Nihili posted:

Just the flu!!!!!



Wow! Good thing that this is the peak and it will immediately go back down just as fast

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Inceltown posted:

Roni is the best because it means that a the time will soon come that I can live my best life, like this mouse.

https://twitter.com/montanaisntreal/status/1246981135202205697

drat Tei :black101:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Nodelphi posted:

Get this, I wanted to go back to the old tests and they actually removed my capability to order that test from the computer.

and they said trump didn't know what he was talking about when he said the infection numbers would peak by easter

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Nodelphi posted:

Get this, I wanted to go back to the old tests and they actually removed my capability to order that test from the computer.

lol, the fix is in. I knew this poo poo was coming.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Shear Modulus posted:

some of them do

the cubs just built a mini-wrigley a few years ago

That's just because the normal Cactus League facilities aren't stout enough to withstand the weight of thousands of Cubs fans visiting at once.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Squizzle posted:

why is boston in the south if philadelphia is in the north

yankee wasps consider both the irish and southerners subhuman

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Inceltown posted:

Roni is the best because it means that a the time will soon come that I can live my best life, like this mouse.

https://twitter.com/montanaisntreal/status/1246981135202205697

thats a cool scifi scream

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

frankly? didnt see it didnt happen bitch

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Dolphin posted:

i recommend a caprese sandwich in these dark times

it's just good bread, a tomato, some basil, mozzarella and olive oil

you put it in your mouth

thank you for the clarification that I put it in my mouth because I might have buried it behind my apartment complex and it ended in a divorce. Life is full of lessons

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Shear Modulus posted:

the girlfriend broke up with him to keep the beans

she sold the beans and made up burying them

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Nodelphi posted:

ER goon update: So, got the new rapid tests, something seems to be up, went from a 35% positive rate to 0 positives out of 40 tests. Not sure this is an improvement.

Oh no

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

facetoucher cat posted:

thank you for the clarification that I put it in my mouth because I might have buried it behind my apartment complex and it ended in a divorce. Life is full of lessons

just lmao if you're not buttchugging pureed sandwiches 24/7

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Nodelphi posted:

ER goon update: So, got the new rapid tests, something seems to be up, went from a 35% positive rate to 0 positives out of 40 tests. Not sure this is an improvement.

lol that owns

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

thinking bout thos beans

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Honolulu got some rapid tests, and the idea would be that you could screen all incoming passengers. They can only get like 250 tests a day max though for the foreseeable future, so they are worthless for that lol. Cool, we can screen all of one single plane full of people. It's even funnier if they don't work.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I have been eating lots of beans and eggs ama

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Nodelphi posted:

ER goon update: So, got the new rapid tests, something seems to be up, went from a 35% positive rate to 0 positives out of 40 tests. Not sure this is an improvement.

Asproigerosis posted:

You need to get a sample from a known covid patient on the floor to test.

Nodelphi posted:

Get this, I wanted to go back to the old tests and they actually removed my capability to order that test from the computer.

WarEternal posted:

lol, the fix is in. I knew this poo poo was coming.

https://twitter.com/npratc/status/1247988083376549888

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

YES that's teh good trump

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao as Trumpy continues his every state for itself response to the crisis!

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

bitch bean boy is beta. gf took 1 look at him and immediately envisioned him breaking under torture, giving up the beans. never would have happened if he was an alpha male kitted out in heavy weaponry. i'm ready for the bean wars.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Azathoth posted:

just lmao if you're not buttchugging pureed sandwiches 24/7

I only buttchug PGA like a lady

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Sweeping everything under the rug can never fail, it can only be failed.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Lpzie posted:

bitch bean boy is beta. gf took 1 look at him and immediately envisioned him breaking under torture, giving up the beans. never would have happened if he was an alpha male kitted out in heavy weaponry. i'm ready for the bean wars.

agreed, gf did the right thing

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
its me, the Bean Dom

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Stereotype posted:

Sweeping everything under the rug can never fail, it can only be failed.

Sweep my body under a rug

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

they better evacuate pripyat, those fires might kill a lot of people!

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1248711922557599747

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

What's a good movie to screen with quarantine friends tonight? Fateful Findings was a winner last week.

Human Centipede 2

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Schnorkles posted:

I have been eating lots of beans and eggs ama

do you have to get a weapon permit for your farts

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
staying at home is leading to a lot of little deaths if you know what I mean :wiggle:

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

D1Sergo posted:

staying at home is leading to a lot of little deaths if you know what I mean :wiggle:

i don't

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