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Apr 11, 2020 04:29
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I'm struggling to come up with a smart rear end reply to that tweet because it's so dumb my brain has shut down .
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Apr 11, 2020 04:35
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MassRafTer posted:The Ryan Satin Memorial Thread for Stupid Wrestling Fan Opinions I also just think that it’s interesting that donald trump has never released a statement on presidential letterhead that says “I am a racist” yet the libs are so sure he is...
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Apr 11, 2020 04:36
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you've all been gotten by the master
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Apr 11, 2020 04:37
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Apr 11, 2020 04:37
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Dimebags Brain posted:This dude has figured out the real problem with bringing Cornette into AEW Dynamite's recent tapings have wrestlers at ringside literally separated by face and heel lines and they cheer the matches accordingly, therefore I can't tell who's supposed to be who in this company
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Apr 11, 2020 04:43
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MJeff posted:https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1248758327804334080 https://twitter.com/dabryceisright/status/1248762079345102848 MassRafTer posted:The Ryan Satin Memorial Thread for Stupid Wrestling Fan Opinions MRT, you know how you said we might have to shut down the thread (with the implication that the platonic ideal of dumb wrestling takes had been found), I think Satin took that as a challenge.
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Apr 11, 2020 04:47
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Neodoomium posted:The Performance Center spends all that time doing crossfit bullshit and yet they wrestle a low-tempo style and everyone is blown up anyways This kind of reminds me of a thing that happened in rugby. Jerusalem used to pop up in the rugby threads in SAS, so he probably remembers him, but about 10 years ago, South Africa used to have this guy at No. 8 (that's literally what the position is called) called Pierre Spies. Million dollar look, built like a loving tank, could run like a bullet, etc.  My goodness, he was built like a Greek god. England would also field these huge forwards, like recent Bellator signing James Haskell  What neither of them had though, was any sort of workrate, and were often blown up and gulping in air deep into the second half. Comparatively, New Zealand fielded this guy:  Kieran Read, while obviously fit and muscular, was never a "ripped" athlete like Spies or Haskell ever were, but had an immense workrate and was still galloping around in the final quarter, with seemingly no off-switch, and was an integral part of an intense, high-tempo style of play that won the team back-to-back World Cups in 2011 and 2015. So basically, the Performance Center clearly favours the likes of Spies and Haskell, rather than producing Reads, and it's quite telling.
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Apr 11, 2020 04:49
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I remember when the NFL Draft world was all in a tizzy over Margus Hunt, an Estonian shotput guy who had literally less than a year of football experience, but he was 6'8 and built like a brick shithouse, so there was a ridiculous amount of hype over his perceived upside. The Bengals drafted him in the second round and he predictably went on to do fuckall in the NFL. Also every year people go crazy over some 6'4 receiver before remembering that he can't run routes or catch a ball to save his life, and Brock Osweiler still gets paychecks despite his long and proven track record of being a poo poo QB because he's 6'7. WWE isn't the only sports league that still gets seduced by "goddamn lookit how tall he is!!!"
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Apr 11, 2020 05:06
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there was a 3 or 4 game stretch where margus hunt looked like an above-average contributor for the indianapolis colts. rebuttal?
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Apr 11, 2020 05:18
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Benne posted:I remember when the NFL Draft world was all in a tizzy over Margus Hunt, an Estonian shotput guy who had literally less than a year of football experience, but he was 6'8 and built like a brick shithouse, so there was a ridiculous amount of hype over his perceived upside. The Bengals drafted him in the second round and he predictably went on to do fuckall in the NFL. The Detroit Lions.txt
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Apr 11, 2020 05:40
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https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1248835387818012672?s=20
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Apr 11, 2020 06:18
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Cavauro posted:there was a 3 or 4 game stretch where margus hunt looked like an above-average contributor for the indianapolis colts. rebuttal? How low is the average contribution
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Apr 11, 2020 06:35
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"I can't stand perpetually angry types!" says man who just got done talking up what an asset Jim Cornette could be to AEW.
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Apr 11, 2020 07:16
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Someone send Satin some batteries for his drat carbon monoxide detector.
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Apr 11, 2020 07:31
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I Before E posted:How low is the average contribution the average contribution is 50% of snaps, 0.2 passes defended, 0.3 sacks, 0.25 of a forced fumble and 0.25 of a fumble recovery. in the year 2018 all of these marks were exceeded for a very short time. Unbelievable
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Apr 11, 2020 07:54
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I feel like Satin is going down the Sam Roberts hole of "people keep making fun of my poo poo takes so I'm going to say I'm working as a heel"
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Apr 11, 2020 07:57
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Apr 11, 2020 08:00
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TV Zombie posted:Is the Rude vs Chono match available anywhere online? I'm like 75% sure he's talking about their match at Halloween Havoc 92, which was in Philly. And it was bad.
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Apr 11, 2020 09:05
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Vagabundo posted:This kind of reminds me of a thing that happened in rugby. Jerusalem used to pop up in the rugby threads in SAS, so he probably remembers him, but about 10 years ago, South Africa used to have this guy at No. 8 (that's literally what the position is called) called Pierre Spies. Million dollar look, built like a loving tank, could run like a bullet, etc. pierres pies
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Apr 11, 2020 09:50
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MassRafTer posted:The Ryan Satin Memorial Thread for Stupid Wrestling Fan Opinions there are a lot of questions being raised about my "NOT ACTUALLY A RACIST" shirt that I feel are already answered by the shirt
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Apr 11, 2020 09:54
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Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s buddy has lovely takes regarding who is & who is not racist? You don’t say!
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Apr 11, 2020 10:00
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i absolutely cannot get over him looking exactly like damien sandow
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Apr 11, 2020 10:03
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Benne posted:I remember when the NFL Draft world was all in a tizzy over Margus Hunt, an Estonian shotput guy who had literally less than a year of football experience, but he was 6'8 and built like a brick shithouse, so there was a ridiculous amount of hype over his perceived upside. The Bengals drafted him in the second round and he predictably went on to do fuckall in the NFL. this is now the Draft Metaphors For WWE Busts Thread we the Minnesotta Timberwolves choose Ricky Rubio and Jonny Flynn, TWO Randy Orton's Steph Curry can't dunk, B team player
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Apr 11, 2020 10:45
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Still thinking about Satin combing through the Cornette catalogs making sure there isn’t an explicit admission of racism so he can win a twitter argument
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Apr 11, 2020 16:14
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Lid posted:this is now the Draft Metaphors For WWE Busts Thread That was so frustrating to see because the position of those picks were high so they could have gotten good player and addressed different needs on their team but instead...they took two point guards. lol.
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Apr 11, 2020 16:30
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Alaois posted:i absolutely cannot get over him looking exactly like damien sandow 
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Apr 11, 2020 16:43
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TV Zombie posted:That was so frustrating to see because the position of those picks were high so they could have gotten good player and addressed different needs on their team but instead...they took two point guards. lol. two point guards not named Stephen Curry who was drafted right after them 
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Apr 11, 2020 17:02
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JUNGLE BOY posted:Still thinking about Satin combing through the Cornette catalogs making sure there isn’t an explicit admission of racism so he can win a twitter argument "when I’ve listened for his alternative opinion about an event." is the exact kind of robot language you would expect from someone who appears on WWE TV.
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Apr 11, 2020 18:01
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1247979400873697280 By the way, for anyone who was worried about Jake's hotel room "quarantine," DDP relented and is letting Jake come home early, and just keeping him in his own room for the rest of the week. https://twitter.com/RealDDP/status/1248981661636866049?s=20
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Apr 11, 2020 18:40
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God I hope that doesn't end up biting DDP in the rear end 
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Apr 11, 2020 19:44
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I've been morbidly wondering which wrestler, retired or current, is going to die first from Corvid19.
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Apr 11, 2020 19:48
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StarkRavingMad posted:By the way, for anyone who was worried about Jake's hotel room "quarantine," DDP relented and is letting Jake come home early, and just keeping him in his own room for the rest of the week. Just an incredible string of @s.
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Apr 11, 2020 19:58
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Also AEW was paying for the hotel room. It's a ridiculous non-story.
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Apr 11, 2020 20:04
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Benne posted:Also AEW was paying for the hotel room. It's a ridiculous non-story. If there was anyone in wrestling I'd be more concerned about being alone it'd be Jake, but I also fully understand why Jake would feel compelled to go to a show even when he didn't have to because he feels he needs to prove himself after 3 decades of burning promoters. Alls well that ends well.
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Apr 11, 2020 20:06
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MassRafTer posted:Just an incredible string of @s. I’m assuming that’s the list of people who messaged DDP and were like “hey don’t be a dick” Or maybe he just chose six @s at random, who can tell with DDP MassRafTer posted:If there was anyone in wrestling I'd be more concerned about being alone it'd be Jake, but I also fully understand why Jake would feel compelled to go to a show even when he didn't have to because he feels he needs to prove himself after 3 decades of burning promoters. Alls well that ends well. He said in that article that he felt he had to do it because he "wanted to help those guys," so aside from wanting to prove himself, he may just like the idea of helping the new promotion succeed. StarkRavingMad fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Apr 11, 2020 |
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Apr 11, 2020 20:07
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Jericho has succeeded in making Terry Funk-ism treatment of new wrestlers fashionable again
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Apr 11, 2020 20:15
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StarkRavingMad posted:I’m assuming that’s the list of people who messaged DDP and were like “hey don’t be a dick” I'm sure that's why he mentions them in the tweet but it's an incredible assortment of names, and the wrong hauser. Jake probably had a number of reasons for doing it, but I bet he has incredible motivation to hit it out of the park this time.
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Apr 11, 2020 20:16
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super macho dude posted:I've been morbidly wondering which wrestler, retired or current, is going to die first from Corvid19. Between Raven or Sting then?
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Apr 11, 2020 20:19
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I'm real curious what DDP and Killer Mike get up to. Small business ownership and gun rights?
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Apr 11, 2020 20:31
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