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Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

ultrafilter posted:

Lucifriend.

Icon of Fun

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1248604904190509056

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:35

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Oh nooo now all my Spotify playlists have become Strong Bad playlists

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:36

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Hihohe posted:

Hell yeah, get yourself a Bapho-Mate

Azrapal

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Azrapal

Palzuzu

# ? Apr 11, 2020 04:49

poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

Hirayuki posted:

I'm working on a show that's based in the Spring & Autumn and Warring States period and had forgotten how out-there some of the headwear was. I'd love to know what the bead curtain is for on the righthand guy, for example, if it was more than just decoration.

I was just watching a TV show set in this period with a Chinese woman last night. I asked her the same question. She said it has to do with the emperor being so important that it is not proper to look directly at his face.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 05:01

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Korean pimp hats dudes wear in Kingdom are way cooler. Also, it's one of the few zombie shows I've enjoyed.

Sound on, obviously.
https://i.imgur.com/6Ip9rSb.mp4

# ? Apr 11, 2020 05:43

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Lodin posted:

The Korean pimp hats dudes wear in Kingdom are way cooler. Also, it's one of the few zombie shows I've enjoyed.

Sound on, obviously.
https://i.imgur.com/6Ip9rSb.mp4

The giant feather rabbit ears are cool on those too

# ? Apr 11, 2020 05:53

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Lodin posted:

Sound on, obviously.
https://i.imgur.com/6Ip9rSb.mp4

Cheeses Christ!

# ? Apr 11, 2020 06:17

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Hirayuki posted:

I'm working on a show that's based in the Spring & Autumn and Warring States period and had forgotten how out-there some of the headwear was. I'd love to know what the bead curtain is for on the righthand guy, for example, if it was more than just decoration.

Chimes would be added to them so even if he wasn't paying attention he would still know that someone had entered his personal space.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 06:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

poopnanners posted:

I was just watching a TV show set in this period with a Chinese woman last night. I asked her the same question. She said it has to do with the emperor being so important that it is not proper to look directly at his face.

But apparently it's ok to ask him to smell your fingers

# ? Apr 11, 2020 07:11

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

poopnanners posted:

I was just watching a TV show set in this period with a Chinese woman last night. I asked her the same question. She said it has to do with the emperor being so important that it is not proper to look directly at his face.

I've always loved weird little things like that, even if they end up turning out apocryphal. Like how in Japan the royal court would use a sealant process to prevent tooth decay that ended up making your teeth pitch black. It was a super expensive process, so many people would fake it with squid ink. Or how, even today, you don't button the bottom button of your sports coat because 3-4 hundred years ago a French Emperor was too fat to button his jacket.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 07:13

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

Goon Boots posted:

Here's a whole stack exchange on it. Read the comments too.

https://history.stackexchange.com/questions/47475/did-chinese-emperors-wear-a-rectangular-hat-with-suspended-gems

Can you say what show?

Getting really off topic here, but the bead veil thing might have roots going as far back as Asian prehistory. It was worn by religious figures in many Siberian shamanistic/animistic religions, is also found in the ritual attire of Mongolian shamanism (Tengrism), as well as Tibetan Buddhism (which contains a bunch of pre-Buddhist beliefs and imagery), suggesting that they all diverged from a very early religion that spanned most of northern Asia. It was not unified, just a kind of word-of-mouth spread that ended up all over the place. Ritual clothing in the far northwest of North America even shows signs of influence.

The big takeaway is that beaded veils are cool and ominous as gently caress, give off that "blind seer" vibe. You see someone with a curtain of glass and precious gems over they face, you know they mean business.

It also makes it much more palatable to see a figure "speaking for the gods/spirits/whatever" if their face is obscured.

...this isn't one of the history themed PYF threads, is it? Oops.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 07:48

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

Lobok posted:

Chimes would be added to them so even if he wasn't paying attention he would still know that someone had entered his personal space.

oh yeah the Siberian/Tungusic people loving LOVED bells and chimes. Imagine if you had like 20 carabiners with jingle bells sewn into your winter coat. just JANGLIN down the street catchin' eyes

# ? Apr 11, 2020 07:52

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

beanieson posted:

Palzuzu

Matephistopeles

# ? Apr 11, 2020 09:35

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

WITCHCRAFT posted:

It also makes it much more palatable to see a figure "speaking for the gods/spirits/whatever" if their face is obscured.

...this isn't one of the history themed PYF threads, is it? Oops.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 10:09

Shy and Shameless: Jul 15, 2015; Raised by birbs

Samuringa posted:

[Eureka's Castle intensifies]

# ? Apr 11, 2020 10:18

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

WITCHCRAFT posted:

Getting really off topic here, but the bead veil thing might have roots going as far back as Asian prehistory. It was worn by religious figures in many Siberian shamanistic/animistic religions, is also found in the ritual attire of Mongolian shamanism (Tengrism), as well as Tibetan Buddhism (which contains a bunch of pre-Buddhist beliefs and imagery), suggesting that they all diverged from a very early religion that spanned most of northern Asia. It was not unified, just a kind of word-of-mouth spread that ended up all over the place. Ritual clothing in the far northwest of North America even shows signs of influence.

The big takeaway is that beaded veils are cool and ominous as gently caress, give off that "blind seer" vibe. You see someone with a curtain of glass and precious gems over they face, you know they mean business.

It also makes it much more palatable to see a figure "speaking for the gods/spirits/whatever" if their face is obscured.

...this isn't one of the history themed PYF threads, is it? Oops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRg_8NNPTD8

# ? Apr 11, 2020 10:43

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

krinklechip posted:

[Eureka's Castle intensifies]

This post is extremely my jam.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 10:57

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

'we' is the pronoun for a small group of high level party members

# ? Apr 11, 2020 11:04

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Apr 11, 2020 11:14

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

WITCHCRAFT posted:

Getting really off topic here, but the bead veil thing might have roots going as far back as Asian prehistory. It was worn by religious figures in many Siberian shamanistic/animistic religions, is also found in the ritual attire of Mongolian shamanism (Tengrism), as well as Tibetan Buddhism (which contains a bunch of pre-Buddhist beliefs and imagery), suggesting that they all diverged from a very early religion that spanned most of northern Asia. It was not unified, just a kind of word-of-mouth spread that ended up all over the place. Ritual clothing in the far northwest of North America even shows signs of influence.

The big takeaway is that beaded veils are cool and ominous as gently caress, give off that "blind seer" vibe. You see someone with a curtain of glass and precious gems over they face, you know they mean business.

It also makes it much more palatable to see a figure "speaking for the gods/spirits/whatever" if their face is obscured.

...this isn't one of the history themed PYF threads, is it? Oops.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 11:20

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Cartoon Man posted:

I have one of those:

# ? Apr 11, 2020 14:19

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Doctor Zero posted:

I have one of those:

Idk if you�ve seen queer eye but that text description seems pretty accurate :thunk:

# ? Apr 11, 2020 14:22

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

beanieson posted:

Idk if you�ve seen queer eye but that text description seems pretty accurate

One hell of a makeover!

# ? Apr 11, 2020 14:38

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I had one too:

# ? Apr 11, 2020 14:50

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Mierenneuker posted:

Matephistopeles

Diabro.

Diabroheim.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:38

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

E: Beaten like a sexy motherfucker

# ? Apr 11, 2020 16:37

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

BiggerBoat posted:

E: Beaten like a sexy motherfucker

Eye no

# ? Apr 11, 2020 16:56

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

# ? Apr 11, 2020 17:24

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

-Zydeco- posted:

# ? Apr 11, 2020 17:38

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

ultrafilter posted:

This is some Ben Shapiro level propaganda omg.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 17:42

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

-Zydeco- posted:

He has such an amazing voice.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 17:44

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

muscles like this! posted:

He has such an amazing voice.

Is that someone doing cosplay of Lawrence Fishburnes character on Pee-Wee's Playhouse?

# ? Apr 11, 2020 17:56

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Johnny Aztec posted:

Is that someone doing cosplay of Lawrence Fishburnes character on Pee-Wee's Playhouse?

Orville Peck, the gay, masked, country singing cowboy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3esGD6lcMM

# ? Apr 11, 2020 18:06

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Apr 11, 2020 18:45

Mindless: Dec 7, 2001; WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to; Pillbug

Hirayuki posted:

I'm working on a show that's based in the Spring & Autumn and Warring States period and had forgotten how out-there some of the headwear was. I'd love to know what the bead curtain is for on the righthand guy, for example, if it was more than just decoration.

Primitive HUD abacus

# ? Apr 11, 2020 18:54