[COVID-19 April] I've licked things I might not ordinarily have licked

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

fosborb posted:

lol did owl rage av change twoday?

I feel like Galileo

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:08

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 14:59

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Solarin posted:

I think it's sliced meat

Yeah, sliced off a block of reclaimed meat slurry.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:08

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

not an endorsement posted:

wonder how the paleo and raw vegans are doing in this crisis

paleo wouldn't be hard at all.

it's just that cooking fun poo poo passes time and im teaching myself how to bake lots of things.

paleo cooking is "oh yeah grilled chicken and broccoli again go me. that took up like 3 minutes of my day."

of course there's all the ridiculous paleo cooking etsy pages or whatever but every one of them is complete bullshit that requires 8 separate kinds of coconut flour that all cost 25 bucks a bag.

im just generally eating far less and running more. Im buying a barbell in the next few days so we'll see what i can set up.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:09

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

pnumoman posted:

Yeah, sliced off a block of reclaimed meat slurry.

Its "beef trimmings"

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:09

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

pnumoman posted:

Yeah, sliced off a block of reclaimed meat slurry.

how could plinkey do this to me

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:09

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

i got a d in meat glues

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:09

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Dixville posted:

Its "beef trimmings"

Only the finest scraps from the factory floor, I presume.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:10

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

my father in law scored a mislabeled 7 rib ribeye roast for $40 yesterday

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:10

Gio: Jun 20, 2005

Spoondick posted:

disney is going to have a media monopoly when this is over

�lets see whats in theaters, honey�

*not a single non-comic book, non-star wars film*

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:11

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

the plural is steaks-umm

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:13

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

FizFashizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1248282136739753985?s=20

here. the last big box office movie ever will end up being

/checks notes

Rise of Skywalker

a fitting end

it was sonic the hedgehog

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:13

rump buttman: Feb 14, 2018; I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

Spoondick posted:

my father in law scored a mislabeled 7 rib ribeye roast for $40 yesterday

solid

his dog is gonna have a good week

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:13

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012

Frozen pages of meat upon which we record the wretched histories of our final plague

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:16

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I notice TwoDay gets a lot of pushback for his vaccine even though even if it was true, nobody in the US who posts here could get, much less afford, it

meanwhile almost all of us have cats, and yet the public is noticeably - dare I say, nervously - silent about my equally plausible theory that cat ownership is the real spread predictor

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:16

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

its caled steaks-ummm because when someone asks is this steak-quality meat you go ummmmm not exactly

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:17

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:18

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012

When our last sun has set, we may sleep peacefully under sheets of frozen meat

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:19

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

lol just lol if you're not fattening up before the general asset failure from the layoffs that are happening this upcoming week and next

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:20

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:20

Goreban Dallas 2.0: Jan 4, 2019

I�d rather have steakums than a jeep tbh

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:20

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

i sure am glad that today is the peak of deaths in the US (according to my excellent model) and we can start getting back to work next week

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:21

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

BeefThief posted:

i sure am glad that today is the peak of deaths in the US (according to my excellent model) and we can start getting back to work next week

Soon Chud states like Texas will be following Trump's strategy to re-open ASAP.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:22

Mackers: Jan 16, 2012

Nodelphi posted:

If you want to believe the new rapid tests, sure it�s over... 2 positives out of 58 tests administered.

Actually I think I�ve identified a potential problem in that the anterior nasal swabbing is actually hindered if the patient has heavy mucus load, you really need to dig at the nasal walls to get a decent cell sample.

I read you really gotta get rrriiiiiight up there. Like you're trying to poke them in the fuckin brain through their nose

Sounds uhh, pretty unpleasant.

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:22

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Epic High Five posted:

I notice TwoDay gets a lot of pushback for his vaccine even though even if it was true, nobody in the US who posts here could get, much less afford, it

meanwhile almost all of us have cats, and yet the public is noticeably - dare I say, nervously - silent about my equally plausible theory that cat ownership is the real spread predictor

don't you loving slander my cats again EHF

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:24

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

fermun posted:

i think you're probably referring to this 4 hour bus ride, which is even scarier. someone in a seat across the aisle and 1 row up on the return trip got infectred!

that study got pulled with no explanation, didn't it?

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:25

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/emaoconnor/churches-easter-services-coronavirus-outbreak?origin=web-hf

quote:

When he picked up the phone and heard it was a reporter on the line, Louisiana Pastor Tony Spell almost immediately began reciting the Declaration of Independence.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,” Spell, the leader of Life Tabernacle Church in Baton Rouge told BuzzFeed News Thursday morning over the phone.

“My government is not my creator, my president is not my God,” continued Spell, who was charged with six misdemeanors last week for continuing to hold in-person services despite the coronavirus pandemic. “The president did not give me my rights to worship God and to assemble in church, and no socialist government or godless president can take that right away.”

“Right now I have $5,000 in fines and am facing up to 900 days in jail,” Spell said Thursday, adding that his congregation continues to support him and is even growing with each service, people coming from all over the country, he said, from as far as Michigan and Minnesota. He has, at times, claimed his congregation is as big as 1,800.

In a phone call Thursday, Glorious Way Church Associate Pastor James Buntrock said that he has even hired law enforcement to be present at services to protect his congregation from media covering the church, or in case any “activist type people” try to show up to spread COVID-19 among the church attendees.

Nobody has threatened us directly here,” Buntrock said, adding that they haven’t had any problems with members of the press either: “But I've heard rumors of those possibilities,” he said, “so I just wanted to be prepared.

"We as essential organizations need to show up right now. If nurses and doctors, or police officers and firefighters, didn’t show up, it would be considered dishonorable,” Bridge Church leader Joel Garza told BuzzFeed News.

“Yet churches, for whatever reason, seem to feel like it's okay not to show up when our world needs us the most.”

Garza even went as far as to say that he believed attending services would help people fight off coronavirus.

“Right now people are staying at home, depressed, it weakens your immune system, and they're most susceptible to disease through depression,” Garza said. “But if they come to church, they're encouraged, they're joyful, their immune system receives like a B-12, and they're able to go do better fighting off any kind of infirmities.”

“I appreciate what doctors and nurses are doing. We pray for them. They are right in the middle of this — they're being separated from their families. It's horrible,” Glorious Way’s pastor Buntrock said.

“But the answer to this is not an entirely natural answer,” he continued. “We've got to bring God into this. He is the answer to this. I want that message to get out. So that's why we're staying open.”

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:26

wet_goods: Jun 21, 2004; I'M BAAD!

poty posted:

it was sonic the hedgehog

A fitting end from the industry that brought you "the human centipede 2"

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:28

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

uhh why not just lie and say how you�re totally into loving women to donate blood? eli5 here please

not advocating people stay in the closet at all just looking at the larger picture here

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:28

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

Koirhor posted:

uhh why not just lie and say how you�re totally into loving women to donate blood? eli5 here please

not advocating people stay in the closet at all just looking at the larger picture here

no reason but

you shouldn't be donating plasma to begin with though because it isn't going to be distributed equitably, all you're doing is making sure those with remain alive to continue taking from those without

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:30

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Bearjew posted:

don't you loving slander my cats again EHF

I was gonna get a cat, but instead I bought a viral incubator off Wish and coughed into it instead, way cheaper in the long run

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:31

Actual Satan: Mar 14, 2017; Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!

I don't understand, where's Trump's CEO Squad? Why aren't they saving us?!

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:31

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Epic High Five posted:

I notice TwoDay gets a lot of pushback for his vaccine even though even if it was true, nobody in the US who posts here could get, much less afford, it

meanwhile almost all of us have cats, and yet the public is noticeably - dare I say, nervously - silent about my equally plausible theory that cat ownership is the real spread predictor

it's really cheap in developing nations, with a dose being around $1 or even much less, which in American healthcare system bux is approximately $4000

the bigger problem is that there were already global shortages before the pandemic began

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:34

The Alpha Centauri: Feb 15, 2019

where did the "ventilators are killing people and the media isn't report it" talking point originate from?

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:34

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Bearjew posted:

don't you loving slander my cats again EHF

Trumos comin after yer cats next

# ? Apr 11, 2020 15:35

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