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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

fits my needs posted:

so you’re gonna join the :chud:s to murder a bunch of Californians to shoot a vineyard? drat what a badass

LOL you're getting red-assed about a joke about a hypothetical imaginary thing that will never happen and my ironic response to the pretend thing that's not real.

Log off and go look at some nature or some poo poo, lmao.

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Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
New York is closing in on 1 in 100 people having a confirmed case, nice.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

New York is closing in on 1 in 100 people having a confirmed case, nice.

The hole in the island just got ten feet deeper.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

New York is closing in on 1 in 100 people having a confirmed case, nice.

We're over that

180,000 cases in a 8.4 million population of NYC = 2%

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Speaking of potential federalism-decay-triggering events...

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1249032058493681664

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
lmao at anyone in this thread suggesting california has a chance at succeeding in any sort of secession without the permission of the federal government. do you think all those military bases in the state just get absorbed seamlessly with the new nation? lol

Charun
Feb 8, 2003


How long would it take for the nation-state of California to be allowed into the WHO?

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/health/industry-scrambles-to-stop-fatal-bird-flu-in-south-carolina

quote:

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — An infectious and fatal strain of bird flu has been confirmed in a commercial turkey flock in South Carolina, the first case of the more serious strain of the disease in the United States since 2017 and a worrisome development for an industry that was devastated by previous outbreaks.

The high pathogenic case was found at an operation in Chesterfield County, South Carolina, marking the first case of the more dangerous strain since one found in a Tennessee chicken flock in 2017. In 2015, an estimated 50 million poultry had to be killed at operations mainly in the Upper Midwest after infections spread throughout the region.

FFS

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



:cawg: IT KEEPS ESCALATING!

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Shipon posted:

lmao at anyone in this thread suggesting california has a chance at succeeding in any sort of secession without the permission of the federal government. do you think all those military bases in the state just get absorbed seamlessly with the new nation? lol

i dont think anyone thinks balkanization would be clean and easy..

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://twitter.com/JJBills14/status/1249048229305413632

okay i want the usps to go under now lol

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

will those born is california be given right of return?

Charun
Feb 8, 2003


SKULL.GIF posted:

Speaking of potential federalism-decay-triggering events...

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1249032058493681664

lol, isn't this required by the actual constitution? like not even an 'oh i forgot about that' amendment?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

beaten

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LOL you're getting red-assed about a joke about a hypothetical imaginary thing that will never happen and my ironic response to the pretend thing that's not real.

Log off and go look at some nature or some poo poo, lmao.

hehe just kidding guys cant take a joke

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe

Look forward to UPS and Fedex snatching up what's left of the Post Office's infrastructure during the firesale. Can't wait to pay more for worse service. Everything owns.

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

Bip Roberts posted:

Wayne county, Wayne city, Wayne state? What is this madness?

all named after the influential early motown group fountains of wayne

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Counterpoint: 90% aren't, probably 85% of that 10% are CHUDs, and selling "we're shooting communist hippies" will be the easiest sell in history.

Hell, I'd probably sign up just so I could door gunner strafe Pelosi's vineyard from the side of a huey.

Lol wtf :chloe:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Charun posted:

lol, isn't this required by the actual constitution? like not even an 'oh i forgot about that' amendment?

you betcha https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/article-1/section-8/clause-7/

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

its just a big joke bro

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Charun posted:

lol, isn't this required by the actual constitution? like not even an 'oh i forgot about that' amendment?

laws arent real

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Charun posted:

lol, isn't this required by the actual constitution? like not even an 'oh i forgot about that' amendment?

the constitution is a fairy tale for children

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Kibbles n Shits posted:

Look forward to UPS and Fedex snatching up what's left of the Post Office's infrastructure during the firesale. Can't wait to pay more for worse service. Everything owns.

Amazon creating their own delivery service was in preparation for this

They knew

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

admit it, you'd love to go shoot at zuckerberg's mansion

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

the "united states ________" brand just isnt worth saving i guess

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
when they wheel me out of the hospital with coronavirus, instead of Here Comes the Sun, please play Sandstorm by Darude

who do i have to talk to to make sure this happens? or do i need to just write it over my lungs with a marker?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



SKULL.GIF posted:

Speaking of potential federalism-decay-triggering events...

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1249032058493681664

this is 100% because he thinks it hurts jeff bezos lol

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Charun posted:

lol, isn't this required by the actual constitution? like not even an 'oh i forgot about that' amendment?

Correct, yeah.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

mastershakeman posted:

admit it, you'd love to go shoot at zuckerberg's mansion

Once you've hosed around shooting TVs and other garbage enough it doesnt really do anything, so naw

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
republicans: "gently caress the postal service. we're selling it to fedex, amazon, and UPS for 1 penny each"
democrats: "so see such hypocrisy from those who spout the constitution to defend their right to purchase firearms. i feel we should put this up to a vote in the presidential election."
[trump wins 40 states because half of PA's votes vanished into thin air]

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

what song do they play when they're loading corpses into the freezer truck?

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

fits my needs posted:

Newsom was married to don jrs girlfriend

Lol I keep forgetting about this. Godn drat American oligarchs are more incestual then Hapsburgs.

Also, as much as I can dream about Commiefornia becoming a real thing most of the state's money will dry up as soon as the Hollywood/Silicon Valley/Military Industrial complex disappears.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


lol

easily the best crusher episode

barley edges out the one where she fucks the candle ghost

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

Over Easy posted:

what song do they play when they're loading corpses into the freezer truck?

there goes your son

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Over Easy posted:

what song do they play when they're loading corpses into the freezer truck?

Fight Song

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Over Easy posted:

what song do they play when they're loading corpses into the freezer truck?

Do you want to build a snowman?

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Over Easy posted:

what song do they play when they're loading corpses into the freezer truck?

Children by Robert Miles

seattle plague rat posted:

there goes your son

lol drat

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

seattle plague rat posted:

there goes your son

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Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

BeefThief posted:

invade, and lose the war probably

California has the Sierra Army Depot with a hideous amount of tanks, there are probably more tanks there than are in active service.

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