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Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

facetoucher cat posted:

I am afraid to do park trash clean up anymore after this :(

:smith:

snoo posted:

i see so many people walking around with their mask pulled down on their chin and i just

:cripes:

at this point i've still only seen one person (and kids) wearing a mask. i don't care i'd rather get looks than get corona.

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Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

This statistic put things in perspective for me,

In 2017, on any given day, about 7,700 people died.

If we hit ~3000 deaths per day from this virus that's a 50% jump in mortality

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Imperial College models project Sweden reaching herd immunity in about two weeks lmfao

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


LOL @ thread.

Goons can be such nerds.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


D1E posted:

LOL @ thread.

Goons can be such nerds.

i dont see how its nerdy to be preparing a youtube playlist and meme folder to show the aliens because it'd be the first time in my life that i get to show "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE" to someone who hasn't seen anything ever

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

snoo posted:

i see so many people walking around with their mask pulled down on their chin and i just

:cripes:

I watched a guy walking around smoking with a mask on his chin today wearing a hospital gown licking his finger each time he turned the page in his book. He didn't seem to be of a sound mind tho

Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Antonymous posted:

This statistic put things in perspective for me,

In 2017, on any given day, about 7,700 people died.

If we hit ~3000 deaths per day from this virus that's a 50% jump in mortality

How the gently caress do you have forums cancer after all these years.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


i was reading this nytimes article about this strange sense of freedom covid survivors feel and im like “gently caress do i want the rona?”

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

facetoucher cat posted:

I watched a guy walking around smoking with a mask on his chin today wearing a hospital gown licking his finger each time he turned the page in his book. He didn't seem to be of a sound mind tho

who are you, my court appointed psychologist?

next time come over and say hi, hang out, maybe let me lick your fingers a little

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

D1E posted:

LOL @ thread.

Goons can be such nerds.

Guilty as charged

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

D1E posted:

LOL @ thread.

Goons can be such nerds.

Oh yeah, well if I'm such a nerd why am I laughing at this?

https://twitter.com/Alex_Parker/status/1248775221043056640

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



looking forward to Easter service tomorrow

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Norton the First posted:

How the gently caress do you have forums cancer after all these years.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

seattle plague rat posted:

who are you, my court appointed psychologist?

next time come over and say hi, hang out, maybe let me lick your fingers a little

I just let my cat eat canned cheese off my fingers and haven't washed my hands yet so you're risking that

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

Gio posted:

i was reading this nytimes article about this strange sense of freedom covid survivors feel and im like “gently caress do i want the rona?”

I'd rather die bad than leave it an open question tbh

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Bearjew posted:

looking forward to Easter service tomorrow

i'm bringing some crudites

just pick em over until you find a carrot you like

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
spice of life

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

snoo posted:

i see so many people walking around with their mask pulled down on their chin and i just

:cripes:

nostrils exposed.... hahaha dead man walking

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

the tags from this thread would look so badass with forums cancer drat radium

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Do you think April is too late in the year to get a refund on my 2020 calendar?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

MadJackal posted:

Direct quote from the other day: “We’re out of ICU beds for anyone not intubated. There is no more escalation of care. The only escalation is Heaven.”

:sympathy:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1248774918952673281

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

we have bravely decided to be giant cowards

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


this is Jose's summer all lined up, then :stonklol:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Over Easy posted:

what song do they play when they're loading corpses into the freezer truck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ugq1Mgofr4

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Hey man gently caress you too

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Heartcatch posted:

The only monarchs of California are Emperor Norton and his lineage.

powerful Inturbide erasure itt

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1248796528656797697

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Guess who's losing business to the roni and trying to branch out

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

angerbeet posted:

i'm bringing some crudites

just pick em over until you find a carrot you like

waiter, my crudite is dripping with purple ooze and it's trying to crawl down my throat

may I have another that's less... feisty

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/davidasinclair/status/1249037637945626624

in case it helps the goon doctors

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/MarkLTomlin/status/1248912721665540096?s=19

Lmao

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

spineless cowards

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

a.lo posted:

"just a bee, bro"

Deadly hornets, massive locust swarms, the roni, krakatoa being grumpy, nope nothing suspicious going on

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

usa the country of dumbfucks lead by a fat orange dumb loving coward

Missing Donut
Apr 24, 2003

Trying to lead a middle-aged life. Well, it's either that or drop dead.


A man so obsessed about being better than Obama that he’s intentionally doing worse.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

The funny part is if states successfully deal with the Roni, Trump will swoop in and claim credit anyway.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

MadJackal posted:

Direct quote from the other day: “We’re out of ICU beds for anyone not intubated. There is no more escalation of care. The only escalation is Heaven.”

this is deeply morbid, but I assume trying to swap out currently intubated patients for ones experiencing more severe symptoms would be like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic at this point

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
man it's been a real long time since I've shat on something that I didn't own

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

fosborb posted:

man it's been a real long time since I've shat on something that I didn't own

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