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MadJackal posted:I’m on my scheduled vacation as of today. you're less of a coward than i am, godspeed
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Iron Crowned posted:That'll make you cry
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Agrajag posted:litearlly a loving "let them eat cake" tweet I legit decided to just stop being surprised by every dumb thing that happens for awhile. Having expectations at this point just leads to outrage and there really isn't poo poo I can do about it so I think I'm just gonna roll with things for a bit for the sake of my own sanity.
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https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1249170378355871747
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mastershakeman posted:The only places that seem to actually be doing well are Ohio, Washington and Illinois well behind in 3rd place due to holding the primary on St Patrick's day I have no idea how Ohio is doing so well since this lockdown seems half-assed as poo poo, but maybe it was just because they started it so early.
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my gf still hasn’t gotten her taste or smell back and it’s been three weeks since she was sick. i hope she gets them back because she loves to cook (and it a serious genius at it) and if she couldn’t cook i don’t know what she would do.
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facetoucher cat posted:I don't know what I just stumbled upon. No idea on source or anything and don't want to be associated with sharing false information but felt compelled to share this this is actually legit btw. i dont know if it got posted so what turkey did was call on a 2-day mandatory no-one-goes-out order at like 9pm one night. predictably, everyone loving rushed out to buy things before it hit. people grabbin a single carton of milk, or just a pack of cigs, or just 2 beers, every loving one and not even for anything worthwhile. this is like genuinely one of the stupidest things you can do, and those mad men, they loving did it. i know someone who has family back in turkey and yeah people are basically fighting over the last pack of whatever poo poo they can put their hands in. it's absolutely loving dumb and just made the issue a whole lot worse because now you've put your whole population out there overnight to congregate
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MadJackal posted:I’m on my scheduled vacation as of today. take that time off my dude. you need just as much to recover as anyone else.
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I have no idea how Ohio is doing so well since this lockdown seems half-assed as poo poo, but maybe it was just because they started it so early. Getting ahead of banning large gatherings was a big deal, I think. How many states are allowing in person Easter services tommorow?
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Iron Crowned posted:There is no escape Agrajag posted:litearlly a loving "let them eat cake" tweet
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I have no idea how Ohio is doing so well since this lockdown seems half-assed as poo poo, but maybe it was just because they started it so early. I mean yeah. the rest of the country was saying we had 100 cases total, and Ohio comes out swinging with no, we have 100,000 in Ohio alone. that poo poo saved lives.
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I have no idea how Ohio is doing so well since this lockdown seems half-assed as poo poo, but maybe it was just because they started it so early. Just only testing the seriously sick and front-line health workers, from what they mention in their near daily press briefings. I get so pissed every time I walk outside my door and see Cabela's parking lot full of cars and the restaurants next to my building with nearly full parking lots of people. Just go home and stay there. I hope I don't have to go shopping for another 4 weeks after my big run on Monday.
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Agrajag posted:everything about this country is so god drat evil and astoundingly stupid
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Xaris posted:this is actually legit btw. And everyone is expected to go back to work on Monday.
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“Chief Engle allegedly yelled about a ‘backstory’ which proclaimed that Deputy Bennett contracted and died from the virus because he was a ‘homosexual who attended homosexual sexual events,” reads a letter sent to Davie administrator Richard Lemack from the Florida State Lodge Fraternal Order of Police Labor Council Committee. “He intimated that it was because of the homosexual lifestyle that Deputy Bennett first contracted a serious underlying disease which aggravated the Covid-19 virus and lead to his death.” The officers claim Engle tried to intimidate them by forcing them to line up like they were in the police academy and undergo an inspection. In its letter to the town administration, the Fraternal Order of Police asked that Engle’s actions be investigated. Officers had raised concerns about what their healthcare plans would cover if they contracted COVID-19, said Michael Tucker, the chief of staff for the Fraternal Order of Police. “Multiple officers expressed shock at the way that the chief not only conducted the briefing but obviously of his remarks, which left most of the officers speechless,” he said. “Really utter shock that the chief would attempt to minimize the risk to everyone and especially first responders by trying to draw a link between what happened to Deputy Bennett tragically and his sexual orientation.” lol he hosed up so bad he lost the FOP
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I have no idea how Ohio is doing so well since this lockdown seems half-assed as poo poo, but maybe it was just because they started it so early. i think both that they started early and probably had low initial infection to start so it wasn't as overly prevalent and just spreading low-key big time. they don't really have major airport hubs (at least not compared to most states), not a lot of tourism in/out, not a lot of business travel, and probably just luck.
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Should we wear shirts with buttons now so that we don't have to pull coronavirus over our heads
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Teabag-Virus
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fosborb posted:I mean yeah. the rest of the country was saying we had 100 cases total, and Ohio comes out swinging with no, we have 100,000 in Ohio alone. that poo poo saved lives. As someone who is in Ohio, the bigger issue is that at some point, people are going to just assume that it's all bullshit because we haven't been as directly effected.
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MadJackal posted:Day 17 Quote TL;DR (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Shipon posted:i'm not one to defend newsom but as far as i can tell, california is actually handling this about as well as a state in the united states can (washington's probably the only place doing better) Part of why California’s testing numbers are so low is because almost nobody fit the “Im on deaths door” criteria because we shut down our state early
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:thanks i can't afford to make it a tag because "essential service" means "minimum wage and cut hours" i can fund it when i get my new av done
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Just kidding. Uh. Wow? How do you feel about the federal government's handling of this pandemic? Are you a TRUMP fan? Keep on keeping on, buddy.
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Honj Steak posted:there was never a fight. The Constitution officially bans religious discrimination, so in order for Burqas to be banned, the Austrian government decided to ban stuff like sports and business mascots, too. Yes, people there have been fined for wearing animal costumes because the Austrian government hates Muslims. yea but there are more muslims than furries. nazi country won
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There's no sign of the morning coming There's no sign of the day You've been left on your own Like a rainbow in the dark
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Zoom Saturday Night Live is not very funny
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Thoguh posted:Getting ahead of banning large gatherings was a big deal, I think. of the ones that aren't explicitly "10 people or less": Alaska A state’ order bars private and public gatherings of people who do not live together, and the order does not exclude worship services. However, the state made accommodations for live-streamed services, saying no groups larger than 10 are allowed for the broadcast. Those involved must stay at least six feet apart, and at least 10 feet apart if there is singing or projected voices. It also created accommodations for drive-in services and groups who plan to assemble and distribute Easter baskets. Arizona Arizona’s order says people may leave their homes to exercise their right to religion and free speech, provided the event gives ample opportunity for people to maintain a safe distance from each other “to the extent feasible.” Arkansas Places of worship can remain open in Arkansas, but staff must limit the number of people who can enter to worshippers who can stay at least six feet away from others. They must also provide hand sanitizer or soap and water near the entrance and other areas. Staff must also regularly disinfect surfaces that are frequently touched. They also must post a sign at the entrance that tells everyone entering that they should avoid the place if they are ill, maintain a safe distance from others, sneeze and cough into one’s elbow and not shake hands or make unnecessary physical contact. Colorado The state allows houses of worship to stay open but they are “encouraged” to do services online if at all possible, or to conduct smaller services of 10 people or less to adhere to social distancing requirements. Connecticut The state has a stay-at-home order but deems religious services as “essential,” provided places of worship adhere to a previous order limiting gatherings to 50 people or less. Delaware The state exempted houses of worship from orders closing businesses, provided they can adhere to social distancing and other guidelines. Florida The state lists attending religious services as an “essential activity.” Kansas Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly, a Democrat, issued an executive order Tuesday that said religious institutions must follow an order limiting public gatherings to 10 or fewer people. However, a council of members of the Republican-controlled legislature voted 5-2 to overturn the order the following day. The state attorney general, also a Republican, said it likely violates the state constitution, according to The Associated Press. Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards banned gatherings of 10 people or more in his stay-at-home order, but also said going to a place of worship is an essential activity. Effectively that limits large services at places of worship. Michigan Services held at places of worship are not subject to Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s order that says violations of rules banning gatherings are criminal misdemeanors. Minnesota While the state’s stay-at-home order does not allow for people to worship outside their homes together, it says faith leaders and workers are essential and also includes people necessary to broadcast services online. Mississippi Religious entities and facilities may remain open, provided they adhere to state and federal guidelines to prevent the spread of the virus. Gov. Tate Reeves emphasized that the state does not have the power to shut down a church or stop a service, but asked that churches not do it in-person, according to WHBQ-TV in Memphis. New Mexico While the southwestern state’s order bans mass gatherings of five or more people, it also exempts people from getting together “in a church, synagogue, mosque, or other place of worship.” Ohio The state’s stay-at-home order, which also bans gatherings of 10 or more people, excludes religious institutions. Pennsylvania Religious institutions are exempt from closing under Pennsylvania’s stay-at-home order. South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster’s order says, “Attending religious services conducted in churches, synagogues, or other houses of worship” is an essential activity. He subsequently said he wouldn’t stop churchgoers from going to Easter services because of the First Amendment, according to The State newspaper in Columbia. But he encouraged churches to stream services online, hold services outdoors or ensure people stay far enough away from each other. South Dakota An order from the governor does not explicitly mention religious institutions but also does not appear to limit their ability to stay open either. The state does not have a stay-at-home order. Tennessee Religious functions are exempt from Gov. Bill Lee’s stay-at-home order, provided the houses of worship can comply with health guidelines for social distancing and hygiene. Texas Texas is under a stay-at-home order, but religious services at houses of worship are allowed under the order. They are considered “essential services.” The governor’s office says that if services cannot be conducted from home or remotely, they should follow the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidelines by keeping the facility clean and using social distancing. Utah The state does not have a stay at home order, but rather a “directive” Gov. Gary Herbert issued March 27. Restrictions vary by county. The governor’s directive does not apply to “faith leaders and workers” whenever their services are needed. That also includes workers necessary to broadcast services online. West Virginia Religious institutions are allowed to hold services, provided that gatherings still practice social distancing “to the greatest extent possible.”
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PostNouveau posted:Zoom Saturday Night Live is not very funny When was the last time SNL was funny?
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Iron Crowned posted:When was the last time SNL was funny?
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Iron Crowned posted:There's no sign of the morning coming
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Iron Crowned posted:When was the last time SNL was funny?
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madjackal for the cspam order of lenin
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friendly 2 da void posted:it's total bullshit Testing doesn't determine how much virus there actually is though, behavior does. They want the vents for a predicted surge and not an already present one, not to mention Cali already has existing ventilator stock can be moved around. Could it prove to be a bad move? Yes. Was it done for PR? Also yes. It still should be done if the ventilators have more utility elsewhere, an existing need is more pressing than a predicted one. This kind of thinking will own you when crisis actually arrives and nobody else wants to help you lol.
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this is america ofc so it'll all go down the drain anyway
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We're all rainbows in the dark now.
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Government's next stimulus should just be that everyone gets a box of Quietus overnight shipped to their address on file.
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where the gently caress is my loving money
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McMaster is going to kill a lot of people in SC. I'm shocked AL and GA aren't doing something stupid.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:In NZ 94% of people agree that the government did and is doing the right thing with our border closure and lockdown i'm glad to hear that NZ is doing well, from an outsider's view (i'm in the USA) your government seems amazingly sane and functional. but on a personal level, holy poo poo has this roni situation hosed me sideways. i was considering immigrating to NZ if trump won a second term and thought it should be easy since apparently people who do what i do are in demand there and they'll fast-track your immigration status if you can land a job. then i found out that one of my colleagues had already landed a job and when we talked about it he said to give him a few months to get settled and then come over on a tourist visa to see the country and stop by where he worked for a totally-not-an-inverview-wink-wink day as the place he was going was on a hiring spree and willing to help with moving costs. but now lol roni and lol biden and i'm trapped in this shithole country for the forseeable future. also i work for a science lab and brain drain out of the USA is gonna be a real thing if trump wins again. even pre-roni we were starting to have difficulty hiring the world's best people because they don't want to move to the US.
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BeefThief posted:where the gently caress is my loving money
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