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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


This is the best thing I have seen in a month.

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

why can't this piece of poo poo virus kill some monstrous fuckers instead of ordinary people

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000

mystes posted:

Does anyone have that article from a couple days ago that was saying (IIRC) that the Trump administration was specifically trying to avoid getting involved too much in efforts to deal with coronavirus as a strategic decision to try to make everything the fault of the states?

I don't have the article but remember it and it strikes me as such an incredibly corporate ladder-climber kind of behavior. America wanted a shrewd businessman and got exactly that.

I've seen the pattern so frequently in the corporate world: people discover the best way to climb the ladder is not by doing useful work, but by getting noticed. So, it is most optimal to do no work, and instead talk non-stop about the work that others are doing around you in a way as if you are responsible for it. Trump has added the brilliant spin to the strategy by setting it up so that if the governors fail he can blame them, but if they succeed he will take credit for it.

Not the hero we wanted....but the hero we need!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mastershakeman posted:

I don't think grifting is the right word here but yeah it's obvious that this is the christian black Friday (lol) that makes or breaks their budget for the rest of the year and any churches that didn't already move to pledged donations is demanding to be open for the revenue

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Solarin posted:

why can't this piece of poo poo virus kill some monstrous fuckers instead of ordinary people

yeah. best to just assume they're all going to survive and maybe we'll get a nice surprise but doubt it

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

etalian posted:

I love these feel good propaganda stories like a modern version of the Iraq era "Support the Troops"

Let's make propaganda video on supporting medical workers instead of giving them basic things like PPE.

So inspiring when hourly medical workers are wearing Da Mets PPE

I couldn't nail down what was bothering me about this type of stuff but this is it. It's like when one of our co workers committed suicide and HR threw a pizza party with "team building exercises" during forced overtime then said we had to clock out for it

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Ardennes posted:

Everyone Is going to disagree with me but dont smoke weed, drink booze.
Dont listen to this charlatan, drink weed

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000


Will the bad news ever end?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I did a video chat with my family back in North America and suggested 7:00pm their time and they said maybe 7:10 since everyone goes outside to bang pots and poo poo at 7 to thank first responders. Is that happening everywhere? Not a peep at 7 in Australia.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I did a video chat with my family back in North America and suggested 7:00pm their time and they said maybe 7:10 since everyone goes outside to bang pots and poo poo at 7 to thank first responders. Is that happening everywhere? Not a peep at 7 in Australia.

I would lose my poo poo if people did that here. Straight up start murdering people. Thankfully people in my neighborhood apparently don't care?

e: not actually murdering just fake murder

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




This is the dumbest and stupidest thing I've ever seen, but also, the greatest thing I've ever seen

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I did a video chat with my family back in North America and suggested 7:00pm their time and they said maybe 7:10 since everyone goes outside to bang pots and poo poo at 7 to thank first responders. Is that happening everywhere? Not a peep at 7 in Australia.

no wtf

what kind of demonic neighborhood has enough people devoted to meaningless pageantry to have that happen consistently every day?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If you sat me in a room for 10 million years and I spent the whole time thinking of insane takeaways to COVID, I still would never have thought to make a "thor gives nurse his hammer" meme except it's Darth Vader

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I did a video chat with my family back in North America and suggested 7:00pm their time and they said maybe 7:10 since everyone goes outside to bang pots and poo poo at 7 to thank first responders. Is that happening everywhere? Not a peep at 7 in Australia.
Its been happening here in NYC and I imagine in the rest of this dumb loving country.

Meanwhile near as I can tell, half the residents in my moms nursing home have died.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I did a video chat with my family back in North America and suggested 7:00pm their time and they said maybe 7:10 since everyone goes outside to bang pots and poo poo at 7 to thank first responders. Is that happening everywhere? Not a peep at 7 in Australia.

Not in Florida, but that's only because people are only vaguely aware of what's going on

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Slamhound posted:

Its been happening here in NYC and I imagine in the rest of this dumb loving country.

Meanwhile near as I can tell, half the residents in my moms nursing home have died.

I like how we are spending energy on these ineffective PR feel good actions instead of roasting the people who created the crisis.

In the case of NYC both BDB and Cuomo dragged the feet for a long time before allow social distancing.

Plus similar to the Trump administration there was zero effort or planning to prep for the crisis back in the jan-feb timeframe.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

facetoucher cat posted:

I couldn't nail down what was bothering me about this type of stuff but this is it. It's like when one of our co workers committed suicide and HR threw a pizza party with "team building exercises" during forced overtime then said we had to clock out for it

At the end of the day these cheesy PR / facebook feel good videos are just trying to "wallpaper" over the core issues and how medical workers + their families are being put at risk due to incompetence by leadership.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Jazerus posted:

no wtf

what kind of demonic neighborhood has enough people devoted to meaningless pageantry to have that happen consistently every day?
If you do it enough you don't have to think about paying them more.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

why not just make some sort of pot banging machine that bangs a bunch of pots 24/7

you could point a webcam at it so first responders could look at it at the beginning and end of their shifts and appreciate all the thanks

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



What is the exchange rate for pot bangs to thoughts and prayers?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Jazerus posted:

no wtf

what kind of demonic neighborhood has enough people devoted to meaningless pageantry to have that happen consistently every day?

Seriously. I can't imagine people here doing this, and in this town there's specifically a festival every year on August 15th where everyone takes to the streets and makes as much noise as possible (horns, banging pots and pans etc.) in a celebrating being alive kind-of way.

People have got way too much stressful poo poo to worry about as it is without having to pencil in thoughts and prayers on a schedule.

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!

Jazerus posted:

no wtf

what kind of demonic neighborhood has enough people devoted to meaningless pageantry to have that happen consistently every day?

i live in a white people suburban "historic district" and my landlord (who is about as "OK" as a landlord can be i suppose) has been trying for 2 years to get painting the house approved. we live down a tiny dead end street that actually can only be accessed from one road thats commercial, we aren't even in the actual historic area, our house is just old and lovely.

these people have literally nothing but time.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

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ricecult
Oct 2, 2012




New York loves pageantry for any kind of public service employee, police, fire, now health workers. I think it really became a default response after 9/11 and then after Sandy it became cemented.

Part of it's definitely positive, but it's naive because it ends at providing real political support for people who need it, and at worst, actively celebrating fascism (in the case of cops). I think there's also an assumption that people wouldn't want jobs in something like healthcare if they couldn't lord it over others by requiring public rear end kissing. I'm not saying healthcare workers do, but I think New Yorkers have the assumption that everyone is an rear end in a top hat like themselves.

Edit: saying this as a Long Islander, which somehow in my experience has this mindset even worse.

ricecult has issued a correction as of 15:00 on Apr 12, 2020

turd in my singlet
Jul 5, 2008

DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

*heavy metal music playing*
Nap Ghost
Forums are slow this morning Guess everyone is at. Church

Happy eastern

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Im gonna go ride my bike. Love to ride my bike baby

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Epic High Five posted:

If you sat me in a room for 10 million years and I spent the whole time thinking of insane takeaways to COVID, I still would never have thought to make a "thor gives nurse his hammer" meme except it's Darth Vader

I'm going to be that person but the only super hero movie I've seen was the first Guardians of the Galaxy. I've never even seen The Avengers. Nerd culture makes me so bitter because I was made fun of as a child by the same people who embrace it as their entire personality now. I may or may not have intimate knowledge of the gaming industry from the inside and holy hell, telling people that is worse than pointing out continuity errors in their MLP fan fiction they slide into your inbox

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Covid peaks.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Surprising

https://twitter.com/BloombergAU/status/1249184572866248707

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

facetoucher cat posted:

I'm going to be that person but the only super hero movie I've seen was the first Guardians of the Galaxy. I've never even seen The Avengers. Nerd culture makes me so bitter because I was made fun of as a child by the same people who embrace it as their entire personality now. I may or may not have intimate knowledge of the gaming industry from the inside and holy hell, telling people that is worse than pointing out continuity errors in their MLP fan fiction they slide into your inbox

TSR had a cottage industry pushing the same novel over and over with the names swapped, because their audience aged out every three years and they could sell the same young adult media to new people as it became age appropriate. Now fans dont age out, they just keep reading and watching the same young adult media into their thirties and forties so they dont even bother changing the names anymore. Its a real bonanza for the film industry.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Please post pictures of chuds meeting in large groups today, thanks.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Jazerus posted:

no wtf

what kind of demonic neighborhood has enough people devoted to meaningless pageantry to have that happen consistently every day?

In my family's case it's opposite ends of Vancouver where it happens, and Vancouver tends to be very anti-pagentry/unconservative in general so I was a bit surprised.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

turd in my singlet posted:

Forums are slow this morning Guess everyone is at. Church

Happy eastern

Was busy banging my pots and pans while playing my vuvuzela

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

turd in my singlet posted:

Forums are slow this morning Guess everyone is at. Church

Happy eastern

Page views are down significantly for SA, but also other forums from what I've seen, with a significant down slope starting in the middle of March. I wonder why that is, you'd imagine people would have more time for shitposting at the moment.

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Is anyone among you sick? Let them call the elders of the church to pray over them and anoint them with oil in the name of the Lord.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Lambert posted:

Page views are down significantly for SA, but also other forums as far as I've seen, with a significant down slope starting in the middle of March. I wonder why that is, you'd imagine people would have more time for shitposting at the moment.

Maybe they're all sick or dead

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

etalian posted:

At the end of the day these cheesy PR / facebook feel good videos are just trying to "wallpaper" over the core issues and how medical workers + their families are being put at risk due to incompetence by leadership.

I'm not on Facebook but have people started changing their profiles to the "support our Instacart shoppers" or such nonsense yet instead of tipping them?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lambert posted:

Page views are down significantly for SA, but also other forums from what I've seen, with a significant down slope starting in the middle of March. I wonder why that is, you'd imagine people would have more time for shitposting at the moment.

work is the greatest shitpost ing time of them all

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

etalian posted:

At the end of the day these cheesy PR / facebook feel good videos are just trying to "wallpaper" over the core issues and how medical workers + their families are being put at risk due to incompetence by leadership.

America loovveeesss perseverance porn

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