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OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/nhpr/status/1249433673394466823?s=19

Thank you President Xi.

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Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

poty posted:

https://twitter.com/DKThomp/status/1249413905153171457

(reminder that investment banks dont have access to more info than anyone else. they are just paid to make guesses based on the available info)
Lol at his job title being head of biotech to pretend he knows anything about science.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Wow deaths are down quite a bit today. Great job flattening the curve America!

are they even reported anymore ??

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mummy Xzibit posted:

Hope you're all buckled in.

In this nation we don't wear seat belts.

We die like men.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

thank you coach trump thank you for the pep talk

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Drunkboxer posted:

i’m convinced there are seniors that are going everyday and buying toilet paper every trip

With food services hamstrung, a lot of olds are having to make their own food. And if you can't cook, but have to eat, you're going to make some lovely choices figuratively, literally, or both.


Regular pig shortage? Just break out the long pigs

snoo posted:

wondering about ppl taking estrogen HRT :thunk:

The bonus from HRT is cancelled by all the roni you get from going to pick it up, HTH

Bonus suck: your trumpbux still wouldn't have arrived

moist turtleneck posted:

Don't worry guys, anti-vaxxers will game the system and make sure covid never goes away



Begs the question: if a vaccine "does no harm", and a chud asks all these inane specific questions seeking a "get out of civilization free" card, is it ethical to lie and bullshit them into having no valid arguments against a society-saving vaccine?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

coke posted:

lol nz seems to be the only non-insane country for some reason


We're gonna come out the other side before any other "first world" nation and rake in the cash selling valuable items like "food"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

wave 1 by AUGUST??

American won’t be around by June lamo

coke
Jul 12, 2009

twoday posted:

Like East/West Germany this is another interesting example of two places with very similar cultures but different vaccination policies and death rates. Any obvious reason for this disparity that I'm missing? :confused:

you are missing out on socialism with bloodshed that is communism my comrade

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



time 4 long meats

:skeltal:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao :rip:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

We're gonna come out the other side before any other "first world" nation and rake in the cash selling valuable items like "food"

please barricade Peter thiel in his bunker so he can never get out again. thanks!

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

wave 1 by AUGUST??

American won’t be around by June lamo

Yeah food shortages are coming way before August

Send the starving people back to work after their parents just died

They'll be so happy

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Me getting my trump bux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

MorrisBae posted:

Yeah food shortages are coming way before August

Send the starving people back to work after their parents just died

They'll be so happy

family units are going to fly apart by the end of May

you can’t keep parents locked up with their kids for this long

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
some rear end in a top hat drank all my liquor.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo


There was 2 tornadoes :(

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




euphronius posted:

you can’t keep parents locked up with their kids for this long

you can’t cut back in funding you’ll regret this.jpg

yess feeling this very much.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

family units are going to fly apart by the end of May

you can’t keep parents locked up with their kids for this long

Yeah when I considered having kids I actually did a breakdown of how much actual time I would spend with them, and how much time they would be at school/asleep/not bothering me

Turns out pandemics are QUITE THE MONKEY WRENCH in such planning

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

euphronius posted:

family units are going to fly apart by the end of May

you can’t keep parents locked up with their kids for this long

I mean, somehow they managed in the old days before Netflix and poo poo. Course, they also let you give heroin tinctures to them, too.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

coke posted:

you are missing out on socialism with bloodshed that is communism my comrade

In Portugal?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

sullat posted:

I mean, somehow they managed in the old days before Netflix and poo poo. Course, they also let you give heroin tinctures to them, too.

back then kids got JOBS, unlike these enetitled brats today!!!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGCSD6AHv5U

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


mystes posted:

Luckily for you, barter will be the preferred method for transactions after the economy collapses.

My parents, in their mid 70s, literally just traded homemade apple crisp for toilet paper.

My local grocery store has been overflowing with it for two weeks in a row but I'm 11,000km away.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Looks like someone needs a new nano chip

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Admiral Ray posted:

back then kids got JOBS, unlike these enetitled brats today!!!

True, it's a pity there aren't any salt mines hiring.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

euphronius posted:

family units are going to fly apart by the end of May

you can’t keep parents locked up with their kids for this long

I'm legit going to ship my kid to live with my dad just because he has a farm, id rather be isolated in the country than constantly dodging other kids outside who aren't wearing masks

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


MorrisBae posted:

Yeah when I considered having kids I actually did a breakdown of how much actual time I would spend with them, and how much time they would be at school/asleep/not bothering me

Turns out pandemics are QUITE THE MONKEY WRENCH in such planning

I'm enjoying seeing my kids all of the time. It's work that keeps bothering me

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Admiral Ray posted:

back then kids got JOBS, unlike these enetitled brats today!!!

No kidding. Get on Instagram and become a millionaire influencer. You can do that from home right? I'm not interesting enough for that poo poo but I'm sure kids know what's, what they say? Is "rad" and possibly "cool", make that money

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Lol at his job title being head of biotech to pretend he knows anything about science.

Look it is a vaccine but over the internet!!!

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Fauci's gone

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1249470237726081030

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
well I just found out my great uncle who lives in California and I've only met once or twice just died from corona. he was in his mid 90s. rip

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

mastershakeman posted:

I'm legit going to ship my kid to live with my dad just because he has a farm, id rather be isolated in the country than constantly dodging other kids outside who aren't wearing masks

Best of luck if that ends up being the case. How old is he and would he enjoy it?

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Why the gently caress are Americans like this.

Why do you love clapping for dumb poo poo so much.

Why do you clap when planes land.

Why do you clap when a movie finishes.

we're dumbass seals, hth

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

FistEnergy posted:

well I just found out my great uncle who lives in California and I've only met once or twice just died from corona. he was in his mid 90s. rip

That sucks

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
as an american i only clap for presidents that havent incompetently botched a pandemic

and TUMP

and i guess glover cleland or whoever, that was old west days who cares

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Why the gently caress are Americans like this.

Why do you love clapping for dumb poo poo so much.

Why do you clap when planes land.

Why do you clap when a movie finishes.

My old roommate's baseball coach got his team to clap at basically everything to keep them engaged when they were on the bench.

To this day he claps at random poo poo on the tv, especially if its sports related.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

facetoucher cat posted:

Best of luck if that ends up being the case. How old is he and would he enjoy it?

mastershakeman posted:

ive been arguing to my wife that we should just let the 4 year old have whatever he wants because fighting over anything inside the house is not worth it for the next month or two we're stuck inside

mastershakeman posted:

Kid update: child on ground screaming you aren't in charge I'm in charge

mastershakeman posted:

I'm legit going to ship my kid to live with my dad just because he has a farm, id rather be isolated in the country than constantly dodging other kids outside who aren't wearing masks

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Bald eagles are taking trash from a Seattle landfill and dumping it into suburban yards


loving LMAO

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