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Inceltown posted:It's an analogy for the working class. gunna be lots of rat bucketing imo
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Drinkfist posted:Oh gently caress you just reminded me of a real crisis. I only got one and a half rolls of TP left. Where the hell am I going to legit find TP if everyone in the USA is panic buying the stock every loving time. I just need one pack of four and a roll of paper towels for fucks sake. Amazon is out of stock on everything and what ripoff poo poo they do have doesn't ship for another month and a half. gently caress, America really is gonna be full of poo poo as soon as I start squatting into my hand and throwing it out on the street in anger. Do you know someone who works in retail? My gf's store has stocks of all the in-demand items reserved for employees. The security guard who spends all night sleeping in his car buys his ration of 1 pack of TP every day. He ain't using all that by himself. Those poo poo tickets are being bartered or sold. Some items are being kept in backstock, not being put out on the shelves. I thought it sounded stupid, but I guess you should just ask if they have some TP in the back.
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Inceltown posted:https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1249119448285491202 They'll probably just pay some mates' companies to make a bunch of poo poo here and import the rest like usual.
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Homeless Friend posted:I just became the tp despot for my whole family, figured buy big, never have to worry for ages and they don't go out and die like morons. For an example, this was available at 9:10PM PST. With the exception of my brother who is five states over all nine of my relatives are dead and my circle of friends is online nationally and internationally. Unless they can somehow deliver me toilet paper by visiting my Animal crossing island and allowing me to physically pull it out of my switch I don't see a single one of them making the quarantine breaking and embarrassing trip to a fedex center to box and ship a roll of toilet paper for internet friends to wipe their asses unless I shower them with nook miles tickets or worse. My TF2 Hats.
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Zeroisanumber posted:I went to a local distillery and they sold me a gallon of 195 proof wood alcohol for $10. I washed out an old tobasco bottle and now I use it as sanitizer. the local distillery here is making shitloads of it, just show up with your own bottle of use one of the ones provided, it's pretty cool of them and going forward when I'm in the market for some fancy liquor I'm gonna be buying from them I'm good on soap and sanitizer so haven't taken any of theirs, just noting how the supply chains are reacting I wouldn't be surprised if the issue with TP shortages wasn't hoarding so much as just the market flipping overnight from 80% business/institutional to 80% home packaging
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orange sky posted:https://twitter.com/AgenciaElVigia/status/1249415369837682690?s=19 They've recovered from life
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As a retail worker, do not loving ask this.
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Drinkfist posted:With the exception of my brother who is five states over all nine of my relatives are dead and my circle of friends is online nationally and internationally. Unless they can somehow deliver me toilet paper by visiting my Animal crossing island and allowing me to physically pull it out of my switch I don't see a single one of them making the quarantine breaking and embarrassing trip to a fedex center to box and ship a roll of toilet paper for internet friends to wipe their asses unless I shower them with nook miles tickets or worse. My TF2 Hats. what part of this wretched state are you in (you don't have to answer, I understand)
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:As a retail worker, do not loving ask this. BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:As a retail worker, do not loving ask this. BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:As a retail worker, do not loving ask this.
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jetz0r posted:Do you know someone who works in retail? Really? You want me to go into a retail store and give the secret password that is "Can you check in back" and hope they don't kill me outright with looks alone. I don't have any joints to slip em to know I am a cool dude. At least none I will spare to wipe my own rear end. Edit: Who am I kidding I don't have any loving joints. Drinkfist has issued a correction as of 09:59 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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snoo posted:what part of this wretched state are you in Burtonsville. The gently caress are you guys gonna do. Make my life worse? lol
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excuse me do u have any helium in the back
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If they have stuff out back for staff, guess who it’s for, the staff, who have to spend all day dodging virus shedding fuckstains screaming at them about why there’s no mayo on the shelf. If you ask “Do YoU hAvE AnY iN ThE BaCk?” You’re, at minimum, getting shitlisted for life, and maximum you finally crack one of them and they straight up kill you right there on the shop floor.
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Rah! posted:excuse me do u have any helium in the back oh my god one time I had to roll one of those tall thick heavy canisters from the back and it took me fifteen loving minutes
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:If they have stuff out back for staff, guess who it’s for, the staff, who have to spend all day dodging virus shedding fuckstains screaming at them about why there’s no mayo on the shelf. Hell I would disembowel myself on the spot for the dishonor of asking that. I expect everyone to follow my example in the future. No Bushido these loving animals.
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Drinkfist posted:Burtonsville. The gently caress are you guys gonna do. Make my life worse? lol I don't think I can toss a roll 30 miles but it was worth a shot
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:As a retail worker, do not loving ask this. She's telling me that's what her store is doing. Maybe only some safeways are doing it, because it seems like a lovely system that rewards the worst customers.
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snoo posted:I don't think I can toss a roll 30 miles but it was worth a shot if only saddam had created that tp super cannon
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welcome to 2020, if you don't personally know a low level wage slave who 2 months ago were among the most ignored and reviled class of people in this nation, you have no back door to vitally necessary supplies and you'll have to fight old ladies for them like the rest of the normies do NOT ask them if they have more in the back
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snoo posted:the rats deserve better
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Lots of stores have specific policies about not allowing understocking of product. The last thing they need right now is customers pitching a fit because they think employees are hoarding all the good stuff for themselves.
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drat the easter candy be on sale and I can't justify going to target for ten bags of cadbury mini eggs........
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Have there been an state border shut-downs? That seems like the only way out of this when certain states finally get infections and deaths down to a rate where they can start tracking individual infections again.
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MadJackal posted:Yep. I’m taking it. Do it, I was never wealthy at all, but I went broke traveling and I don't regret it, because there is nothing else which has enriched my life more. If anything this current crisis has only reaffirmed my belief that it was good to do so while I still could. I have no idea when I'll see my family again, much less when I'll have the time and money to explore the world. If there are good people out there waiting for you and your heart seeks adventure and your situation allows you to pursue it, why not? And like I said, you could use a break. twoday has issued a correction as of 10:17 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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Mad Jackal is going to be what Jeb! always wanted to be. He can go anywhere in America and people will clap for them.
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Homeless Friend posted:Mad Jackal is going to be what Jeb! always wanted to be. He can go anywhere in America and people will clap for them. and there will be good guacamole everywhere and baby hitler will die
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snoo posted:I don't think I can toss a roll 30 miles but it was worth a shot Don't worry about it. The universe tends to unfold for me when I am in the shitter. This time literally. You reminded me of this terminal lance though so enjoy some military gallows humor in this trying time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoKm9S_9NXc
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Covid19: Vermintide
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When I worked in retail I loving loved being asked to check the back because it meant taking an on the clock break "checking the back"
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Where the gently caress are my Trump bux
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err posted:Where the gently caress are my Trump bux 15 at the earliest
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Drinkfist posted:Oh gently caress you just reminded me of a real crisis. I only got one and a half rolls of TP left. Where the hell am I going to legit find TP if everyone in the USA is panic buying the stock every loving time. I just need one pack of four and a roll of paper towels for fucks sake. Amazon is out of stock on everything and what ripoff poo poo they do have doesn't ship for another month and a half. gently caress, America really is gonna be full of poo poo as soon as I start squatting into my hand and throwing it out on the street in anger. if you have a detachable showerhead, use that to blast your rear end with water if you don't, but you at least have a faucet, which should be around knee to ankle-height, you can turn it on, face away from it, then squat with your backside right underneath the water and work with that last resort - fill a dipper / tubby / small pail with water, sit on your toilet, and then pour the water behind your back, down to your rear end you can wipe your rear end with your bare hand, then wash your hands afterwards
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Epic High Five posted:I wouldn't be surprised if the issue with TP shortages wasn't hoarding so much as just the market flipping overnight from 80% business/institutional to 80% home packaging ya p sure its this. woolies sent me an email saying tp demand is like 1.45x what it normally is which if anything is less than i would expect from all the extra people pooping at home
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