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fermun posted:Cool, back door was apparently not completely shut and latched and a raccoon just managed to somehow open it and tried to get to my cat food. I have 4 cats because my wife and I each had 2 before we met, and even though my two and her two don't get along that well, the 3 that were awake were united in gently caress the raccoon and there was the most insane stand-off between a loving san francisco city racoon inside my apartment and 3 cats yowling at it. i chased it off with my broom and made sure the door was fully latched and deadbolted it, i often don't deadbolt the back door because it's behind 2 security gates there's been all sorts of stories about animals having to become more aggressive in looking for food that they used to get from people being outside, now that nobody's outside
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fermun posted:Cool, back door was apparently not completely shut and latched and a raccoon just managed to somehow open it and tried to get to my cat food. I have 4 cats because my wife and I each had 2 before we met, and even though my two and her two don't get along that well, the 3 that were awake were united in gently caress the raccoon and there was the most insane stand-off between a loving san francisco city racoon inside my apartment and 3 cats yowling at it. i chased it off with my broom and made sure the door was fully latched and deadbolted it, i often don't deadbolt the back door because it's behind 2 security gates i hope you fed the racoon
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the 4th cat let the raccoon in to distract you
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CODChimera posted:wait why aren't the sailors being fed properly? Once sailors choose to stop being so drat sick all the time, they will be rewarded with meals.
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karoshi posted:dyslexic Mayan Nostradamus: I must warn them about the end of world in 2021! Pass me a chisel!
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fermun posted:Cool, back door was apparently not completely shut and latched and a raccoon just managed to somehow open it and tried to get to my cat food. I have 4 cats because my wife and I each had 2 before we met, and even though my two and her two don't get along that well, the 3 that were awake were united in gently caress the raccoon and there was the most insane stand-off between a loving san francisco city racoon inside my apartment and 3 cats yowling at it. i chased it off with my broom and made sure the door was fully latched and deadbolted it, i often don't deadbolt the back door because it's behind 2 security gates Raccoon meat is a bit greasy and gamey, but you can braise it for hours like bear meat to make it somewhat palatable.
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every day is a day when I wish it was two weeks in the future so I’d know if i got the covid and am dead or sick or nothing at all etc!! sure would be cool if testing was real
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BattleMaster posted:is the US government not giving the roosevelt crew proper supplies and care out of punishment/revenge? no president would do this nope. never.
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BattleMaster posted:is the US government not giving the roosevelt crew proper supplies and care out of punishment/revenge? *cccccccrack*
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nothing like waking up to a tornado warning in the middle of the pandemic lol
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At this point I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that the sailors on that plague aircraft carrier are deliberately being used as a human experiment on the worst case scenario, disease spread until potential herd immunity with services overwhelmed. Someone's getting their rocks off logging what is happening to them, for science. It's just the perfect opportunity to check out what is really the fraction of asymptomatic carriers, how long does people's immunity last etc. with people self-selected to be young enough not to just get massacred in a panic and scandal. See me in 30-50 years when someone finally manages to produce credible evidence and a book is written about it.
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Drinkfist posted:https://twitter.com/MkBlyth/status/1247586998723936256?s=20
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uncop posted:At this point I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that the sailors on that plague aircraft carrier are deliberately being used as a human experiment on the worst case scenario, disease spread until potential herd immunity with services overwhelmed. Someone's getting their rocks off logging what is happening to them, for science. It's just the perfect opportunity to check out what is really the fraction of asymptomatic carriers, how long does people's immunity last etc. with people self-selected to be young enough not to just get massacred in a panic and scandal. See me in 30-50 years when someone finally manages to produce credible evidence and a book is written about it. its good data but this assumes way too much confidence in the government
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 They didn't even give Rio's Christ the Redeemer PPE when they lit him up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday.
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Drinkfist posted:Stop being loving right Mark. Its devastating. I didn't really look at the WHO statistical estimates until about the 8th of march but I saw right away this was going to be very bad and more or less permanent. I keep revising my definition of "very bad" downwards pretty much every day, it owns  the medical situation is just going off the rails because too many people refuse to give up their right to share their germs with everyone else it'll be even worse because we're never going to give up cash based medical services all strip-mall type businesses, sit-down restaurants are GONE until there is a vaccine, the ones that are trying to remain open will just keep spreading virus unemployment is going to keep getting worse, government is going to keep pretending short term "small business" payouts are not going straight into owners' pockets gas and food will become harder to find as corner gas stations everywhere are unable to operate due to low profits and risk of exposure logistics and deliveries become patchy because of the less ubiquitous available fuel people start getting violent for all of the above reasons government continues to do the absolute dumbest and worst things imaginable hail satan praise mammon praise baal 
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CODChimera posted:wait why aren't the sailors being fed properly? navy ships are provisioned locally and if you have a huge ship full of sick as poo poo sailors, that probably makes it harder to find people willing to deal with you (or able) uncop posted:At this point I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that the sailors on that plague aircraft carrier are deliberately being used as a human experiment on the worst case scenario, disease spread until potential herd immunity with services overwhelmed. Someone's getting their rocks off logging what is happening to them, for science. It's just the perfect opportunity to check out what is really the fraction of asymptomatic carriers, how long does people's immunity last etc. with people self-selected to be young enough not to just get massacred in a panic and scandal. See me in 30-50 years when someone finally manages to produce credible evidence and a book is written about it. maybe but imo it's way more likely that everyone in charge from turmp on down is to goddamn dumb for any of that and they are just loving up. e: at least they evacuated most of the crew https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-navy-evacuates-roughly-80-of-uss-theodore-roosevelt-crew-2020-4 Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 12:01 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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Flesh Forge posted:I didn't really look at the WHO statistical estimates until about the 8th of march but I saw right away this was going to be very bad and more or less permanent. I keep revising my definition of "very bad" downwards pretty much every day, it owns save us Chairman Xi
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fermun posted:Cool, back door was apparently not completely shut and latched and a raccoon just managed to somehow open it and tried to get to my cat food. I have 4 cats because my wife and I each had 2 before we met, and even though my two and her two don't get along that well, the 3 that were awake were united in gently caress the raccoon and there was the most insane stand-off between a loving san francisco city racoon inside my apartment and 3 cats yowling at it. i chased it off with my broom and made sure the door was fully latched and deadbolted it, i often don't deadbolt the back door because it's behind 2 security gates they know the humans have gone to ground and have the run of the town
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snoo posted:the rats want mcdonalds as badly as I do The quality of fast food's taken a serious nosedive since the Corona times, imho. All the more incentive to stay the gently caress indoors and cook (or learn how to cook).
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Flesh Forge posted:e: at least they evacuated most of the crew Heh, I guess this is a reminder not to take up gambling.
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90s Solo Cup posted:The quality of fast food's taken a serious nosedive since the Corona times, imho. All the more incentive to stay the gently caress indoors and cook (or learn how to cook). I haven't eaten any fast food since early March, which chains do you think declined the most?
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/01/singing-stops-italy-fear-social-unrest-mount-coronavirus-lockdown cool cool good, very good cool good yes cool good good
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Zeroisanumber posted:I went to a local distillery and they sold me a gallon of 195 proof wood alcohol for $10. I washed out an old tobasco bottle and now I use it as sanitizer. Edit: are you sure you don't mean "grain alcohol"? mystes has issued a correction as of 12:25 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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i once went to best buy on the day that thief 2 was supposed to be released and they didn't know what i was talking about and then i asked if "they could check in the back" and after like 30min they found it and it was the happiest day of my life
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Finally some good news https://twitter.com/VanityFair/status/1249653820222734338
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Flesh Forge posted:government continues to do the absolute dumbest and worst things imaginable https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1249655328742006784 https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1249658778594705410
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Lambert posted:I haven't eaten any fast food since early March, which chains do you think declined the most? Evening, officer. Have you visited Krispy Kreme lately?
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Kind of anxious right now since we're supposed to get 30-50mph winds in my area. If the power is out for awhile all of the meat that I vacuum sealed and stocked in my 2 freezers will be gone and I have no generator. 
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Sing Along posted:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/01/singing-stops-italy-fear-social-unrest-mount-coronavirus-lockdown Why don't they move to a place with jobs? 
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Inceltown posted:Finally some good news I can't wait to watch this movie in 2022 when we can finally go outside again.
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Got 3 hours of sleep so the essential job should be fun today.
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can we share our covid-passtimes with our Roni-Rouser friends in here
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