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Volmarias posted:If your last poo poo makes it high enough that no one else can poo poo, does that make you King of poo poo Mountain? it's less "can" than "will." it's a game of poo poo-chicken.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 20:12 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 10:11 |
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Please reference the bloody tampon story I shared many years ago re: poop mountain on an AWACS
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 21:09 |
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It’s not making GBS threads per se, but I did manage to fart up a train so badly people thought the septic tank on the shitter broke. Like, they had to go get changed as soon as they got off the train. I still remember the tuna sandwich and four dill pickles that did it.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 21:57 |
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I think I’ve told this here before, but when I got to Afghanistan I had the worst farts of my life. I could actually smell them over the smell of the poo pond, and they were a constant nuisance in my life. I let slip a little bit of one and managed to clear out my little office; they were lucky, our ops sgm was not. Our ops sgm was a useless human being, and he had a fan set up in just the right place that I could stand under it unseen and unleash the foul gasses building up within. I’d hear him sniff loudly/obviously, then he would start up with “oh man, who just shat their pants?!!!” and start yelling at the SFC next to him to go find out who it was. I did this for probably a week-ish, until my bowels adjusted themselves (as best as they were able) to the foul concoctions
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 22:05 |
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One time I let out a silent but deadly in the gym on Camp Stryker and some NCO walking through the area a few minutes later exclaimed loudly SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE poo poo THEY PANTS I felt a little proud.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 22:43 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:it's less "can" than "will." I haven't personally lived through a blue dragon* event, but I've heard first-hand accounts of it happening when it was piled high during an autopilot malfunction. *imagine what the blue-stained contents of a latrine would look like if it lost a few thousand feet of altitude very rapidly.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 22:43 |
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MA-Horus posted:In ze autobus I believe. I love this story
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 23:01 |
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On a Navy P-3, the lavatory is basically a trash can that you pee in that is emptied out by the junior enlisted at the end of the flight. If you have to poop, you basically put a trash bag under the toilet seat looking thing in the same closet. If you don’t, you will essentially poop on the inside skin of the aircraft. When I was in El Salvador for a counter-drug det, the Reserve P-3 squadron flew down with the SOUTHCOM Admiral. Evidently nobody told him what was up, and the inevitable happened. When I left to go back to the hotel, the reserve bubbas were trying to figure out if they could make the Admiral’s rope clean up or just let it simmer until one of the enlisted guys gave in.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 23:24 |
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MA-Horus posted:In ze autobus I believe. I lived in Egypt for a while and can definitively state that there is no chance that any element of this story is exaggerated. The older they get, the more likely an Egyptian woman is to chase you into a bathroom if it means they'll get some baksheesh. In 2009, 10 Egyptian pounds would have been around $2 USD.
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# ? Apr 13, 2020 23:32 |
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This (the ejector seat) topic's relevance is now prescient. https://www.sbnation.com/2020/4/13/21219801/64-year-old-man-accidentally-hits-eject-button-during-fighter-jet-joyride
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 00:32 |
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Idiots thread? I thought they closed that place down. SquirrelyPSU posted:This (the ejector seat) topic's relevance is now prescient. I realllllly hope he was wearing a GoPro like I saw someone say elsewhere and I reallllllllly hope the footage finds it's way online.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 00:39 |
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Handsome Ralph posted:Idiots thread? I thought they closed that place down. I don't want him to have been wearing a GoPro, I just want there to have been one pointing at his face. Preferable with enough of a framerate that we can see his facial expression as he blasts away into the sky.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 00:42 |
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Handsome Ralph posted:I realllllly hope he was wearing a GoPro like I saw someone say elsewhere and I reallllllllly hope the footage finds it's way online. I only know a couple of French swears and I bet that video would teach me several more
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 00:43 |
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canyoneer posted:I only know a couple of French swears and I bet that video would teach me several more That reminds me of a comic I saw with metropolitan french vs quebec french swearing (Quebec French swears are mostly church based tho)
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 00:52 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I lived in Egypt for a while and can definitively state that there is no chance that any element of this story is exaggerated. The older they get, the more likely an Egyptian woman is to chase you into a bathroom if it means they'll get some baksheesh. In 2009, 10 Egyptian pounds would have been around $2 USD. Eh, in other countries - its not unusual for women to be in the restroom cleaning, or handing out poo poo tickets. Like - you're taking a piss and the cleaning lady is next to you scrubbing the other urinal. I've had to use lower currency notes before when mid blasting I realize the paper provided wasn't going to cut it.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 03:05 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:I lived in Egypt for a while and can definitively state that there is no chance that any element of this story is exaggerated. The older they get, the more likely an Egyptian woman is to chase you into a bathroom if it means they'll get some baksheesh. In 2009, 10 Egyptian pounds would have been around $2 USD. It's a cultural thing there. She may have been listening to compare the sound of your farts and trying to match it to someone else. In ancient and modern Egypt it's considered good luck to have a toot-in-common.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 04:12 |
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canyoneer posted:It's a cultural thing there. She may have been listening to compare the sound of your farts and trying to match it to someone else. Reported this post to the Hague for crimes against humanity.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 07:12 |
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canyoneer posted:It's a cultural thing there. She may have been listening to compare the sound of your farts and trying to match it to someone else. Its way too early and I haven't had enough coffee for this just yet.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 10:35 |
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canyoneer posted:It's a cultural thing there. She may have been listening to compare the sound of your farts and trying to match it to someone else. This is 99.9% pure un-cut straight from the source dad poo poo. Cut that poo poo down man, we’re used to a product that’s been stepped on by half of Twitter before we put it up our noses or in my case rear end (Never done a cocaine enema? Your not living your best life.). You got a good product though, I know how we can move some serious dad jokes in bulk to a select high level group of social media influencers and we could be set for life and have to only deal with the top, and not distribution.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 11:35 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:This is 99.9% pure un-cut straight from the source dad poo poo. Cut that poo poo down man, we’re used to a product that’s been stepped on by half of Twitter before we put it up our noses or in my case rear end (Never done a cocaine enema? Your not living your best life.). You've been watching The Wire during the quarantine too, eh?
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 11:44 |
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One time, driving off Echo summit, we had our arbor truck lose a porta potty with the stored contents of eight days and twenty people riding inside of it. Thankfully the loving plastic poo poo missile didn't hit anybody else, but it ran off the highway, jumped probably thirty feet, and painted the side of an old and majestic Jeffrey pine blacker than the foulest night. I really, really wish my phone wasn't dead by then because it was like someone detonated a claymore filled with raw sewage. I'm fairly certain the sanitary company came and collected the broken remnants of their blue rocket, but I have no clue what happened to the rest of it.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 13:02 |
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canyoneer posted:It's a cultural thing there. She may have been listening to compare the sound of your farts and trying to match it to someone else. you motherfucker
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 13:06 |
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canyoneer posted:It's a cultural thing there. She may have been listening to compare the sound of your farts and trying to match it to someone else. Pure gold
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 13:10 |
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canyoneer posted:It's a cultural thing there. She may have been listening to compare the sound of your farts and trying to match it to someone else. This post should be wrapped up and preserved and locked away in a tomb for posterity.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 18:01 |
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canyoneer posted:It's a cultural thing there. She may have been listening to compare the sound of your farts and trying to match it to someone else. gently caress, goldmine, new thread
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 18:08 |
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CainFortea posted:This post should be wrapped up and preserved and locked away in a tomb for posterity. With a warning on the outside about the cursed contents within.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 18:12 |
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Fearless posted:You've been watching The Wire during the quarantine too, eh? Hey man, when’s the re-up?
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 19:06 |
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A Bad Poster posted:With a warning on the outside about the cursed contents within. THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 19:22 |
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Deathy McDeath posted:Hey man, when’s the re-up? Only click if your peepee is at least caramel in complexion
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 19:38 |
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Fearless posted:You've been watching The Wire during the quarantine too, eh? Pandemic! Got that pandemic!
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 20:09 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 20:29 |
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Its one of my favorite moments from the show. A dealer blurting the poo poo out on the wiretap after their associate apparently failed to pick up what he was laying down, per se.
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 20:59 |
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I think this is more about his snow white peepee
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 21:24 |
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maffew buildings posted:I think this is more about his snow white peepee Ask kawasaki nun how my nuts taste (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 22:40 |
oh man a licensed minidisc player
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# ? Apr 14, 2020 22:42 |
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 00:51 |
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https://twitter.com/HKaaman/status/1250100750803447808
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 17:40 |
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From the replies: https://twitter.com/windcomecalling/status/1250191636836970496
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 18:06 |
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I was definitely expecting an Earth shattering kaboom watching that
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# ? Apr 15, 2020 18:24 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 10:11 |
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This is the ONLY way this worthy event could've gotten better. What a loving BOSS.
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# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:12 |