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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1238319062549233664

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7t_7nMwlOw

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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

poty posted:

i need a haircut badly

Cut it yourself

use your beard trimmer

do a simple cut like a mohawk, jarhead or buzz, no fades

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

poty posted:

i need a haircut badly

:thermidor:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




finally a glint of introspection from nathaniel

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



smh if you're not growing a beard + apocalypse-length hair rn

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Mohawks are the official haircut of apocalypses

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Steve Yun posted:

Cut it yourself

use your beard trimmer

do a simple cut like a mohawk, jarhead or buzz, no fades

Yeah, if you have guards, use 2 or 3 on the sides, 4 or 5 on the top

Bing bang boom instant hair cut that old ladies find respectable

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.





Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Sup y'all, have you heard the news that it's proven the most effective and permanent vaccine is to stack as many nicotine patches as can fit on both arms

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



just feed the end of your hair into a vacuum cleaner and snip straigh across

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Gonna get a bumper sticker for my mask that says "my other mask is The Mask from the Dark Horse comic book series which you may know better from the film adaptation starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz"

Keeps the roni away because it is smokin

Somebody stop me

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
OH poo poo THE TRUMPBUX HIT HOLY poo poo YESSSSS poo poo PISSSSS WE HAVE LIKE 4 THOUSAND DOLLARS HAHA I LOVE SOCIALISM

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

poty posted:

i need a haircut badly

If you've got a bowl in your kitchen you've got a haircut

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

poty posted:

good job new zealand

We did it time to open everything up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


poty posted:

i need a haircut badly

just listen to some hair metal

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Dumb Lowtax posted:

Sup y'all, have you heard the news that it's proven the most effective and permanent vaccine is to stack as many nicotine patches as can fit on both arms

you're supposed to inhale the patches into your lungs

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
what would happen if you boiled a nicotine patch and breathed in the steam? permanent immunity?


coke posted:

not sure if it was from here or something but i remember some poster secretly putting nicotine patches on their significant other while they sleep to get them addicted to nicotine overtime so they can join in on their habits

yeah that was me

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Dumb Lowtax posted:

Sup y'all, have you heard the news that it's proven the most effective and permanent vaccine is to stack as many nicotine patches as can fit on both arms

waaaay ahead of ya

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

punchymcpunch posted:

just feed the end of your hair into a vacuum cleaner and snip straigh across

i tried this and my head was ripped off . typing this with my nose before I’m dead

thanks a lot!!

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

THANK YOU LORD JESUS FOR TROAMP BUCKS

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Another 4 years of Trump

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


troupe misspellings back on the menu boys

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Bulgakov posted:

i tried this and my head was ripped off . typing this with my nose before I’m dead

thanks a lot!!

oh poo poo oh poo poo. squizzle it happened again

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Spergin Morlock posted:

"also XFL went under and vince is hurting for cashflow"

it owns that mcmahon tried to get involved in the culture war stuff and then immediately lost a fuckton of money

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Vince McMahon should relaunch the XFL but make it the giant sperm and egg opera from revenge of the Sith.

People want that.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Over Easy posted:

Vince McMahon should relaunch the XFL but make it the giant sperm and egg opera from revenge of the Sith.

People want that.

i thought that was in holy mountain

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Stereotype posted:

It is 100% obvious to every single beautiful expert that smoking cigarettes, in addition to being fatally cool, are also a proven and effective shield against the horrors of ChinaVirus-19. I'm not saying that you should start smoking, but you should definitely be free to choose to do it and *those liberals* want you to not smoke because they hate america

If liberals are against it then it must be good. I'm calling on all the Trump faithful to take up smoking and defeat this china virus once and for all.

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos

this is new zealand please dont post data from paradise without attribution

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

twoday posted:

Even if it works there wouldn't be any reason to do it preventatively, but only when you start to feel symptoms

Don't smoke! Don't start! Please listen to this advice too if you are listening to me at all

Excuse me but how can we just accept your so-called expert advice that nicotine is a dangerous drug without a balanced debate.

Lets at least see what @tobaccoman162842 has to say before we jump to conclusions

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?
nicotine on its own has no known harmful health effects for adults

Vesi has issued a correction as of 11:39 on Apr 15, 2020

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Sing Along posted:

this is new zealand please dont post data from paradise without attribution

we don't get any trump bux though

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Asproigerosis posted:

Starting up nicotine is fairly analogous to the fish tank cleaner therapy. Unverified effectiveness with well known negative side effects.

ignore this dweeb

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


Dumb Lowtax posted:

Sup y'all, have you heard the news that it's proven the most effective and permanent vaccine is to stack as many nicotine patches as can fit on both arms

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Sing Along posted:

this is new zealand please dont post data from paradise without attribution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Steve Yun posted:

Mohawks are the official haircut of apocalypses

sure but the cool kids are sporting rat-tails with beads & feathers

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i have a slight sore throat that is prolly because of the dryer cold air that showed up OR it’s finally the covid angel of death :peanut:

Optical Inch
Oct 26, 2002

Soiled Meat

squirrelzipper posted:

as a life long nicotine addict I agree but if you do try it use the patches, the gum works but is loving awful on your teeth after a while and will likely give you awful indigestion.

The patches gave me such vivid horror dreams that I questioned whether the waking world was real for about 45 minutes upon waking each morning and then felt uneasy all day long. Quit them after a few days of that. Gum is good and won't give you heartburn or hiccups as long as you don't chew em like hubba bubba. I've got it under control today though. I smoke around three cigarettes a day, vape and use the gum but quit dipping

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

poty posted:

i need a haircut badly

same I look real unemployable right now.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Solarin posted:

same I look real unemployable right now.

well have I got good news!!

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

oh covid killed “do a barrel roll!!” man

tmyk

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