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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


somebody tell this guy to shut the gently caress up

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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Sup y'all, have you heard the news that it's proven the most effective and permanent vaccine is to stack as many nicotine patches as can fit on both arms

It sounds crazy but that is just even more evidence that it is right

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

eating skoal by the handful for its prophylactic effects! thank you

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

for fucks sake, giving yourself a buzz cut is not that hard. drugstores still have clippers.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Dork457 posted:

for fucks sake, giving yourself a buzz cut is not that hard. drugstores still have clippers.

look at this rich bitch with a mirror

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

look at this rich bitch with a mirror

you don't need a mirror

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

look at this rich bitch with a mirror

just live stream it on twitch and use your monitor as a mirror

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

I can tell you you're a mess&waste with no mirror necessary

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Shave it all off if you're not ready for the bowlcut

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Bulgakov posted:

eating skoal by the handful for its prophylactic effects! thank you

twoday said this will give you immunity for generations. you can go back into crowds at your leisure now

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Bulgakov posted:

eating skoal by the handful for its prophylactic effects! thank you

plug it, you get a much bigger does because your stomach acid doesn't get to melt it

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
vaping aquarium water and eating skoal, becoming immortal

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Asproigerosis posted:

Starting up nicotine is fairly analogous to the fish tank cleaner therapy. Unverified effectiveness with well known negative side effects.

it's effective at making me look cool :cool:

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Shutting down WHO payments in the middle of a pandemic

What the everliving gently caress

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


no joke i really want a cig but in this situation i'm basically guaranteed to get back into the habit so gently caress that

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Succbot Circlejerk posted:

Shutting down WHO payments in the middle of a pandemic

What the everliving gently caress

TRUMP

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Hey, here's something fun to consider

Low wage home/assisted living healthcare jobs are a huge part of US healthcare employment. Lots (most!) of those jobs are taking care of old people. Killing a lot of old people is going to crater a ton of employment.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Korean Boomhauer posted:

vaping aquarium water and eating skoal, becoming immortal

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Flesh Forge posted:

plug it, you get a much bigger does because your stomach acid doesn't get to melt it

Big Bird Flu and Snuff-Up-Yer-Butt-ulus

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Is that why all his models are basically "anything can happen!"

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


punchymcpunch posted:

just live stream it on twitch and use your monitor as a mirror

Or turn you're monitor off

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Teach them to code

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I can't believe twoday was holding out on us this whole time about how great smoking is and instead kept trying to peddle his bullshit fish tank cleaner BCG or whatever.

HOW MUCH BCG STOCK DO YOU OWN TWODAY !!

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
i got my TPRMU! bux

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



My prediction for today is that Trump tweets out that everybody should go out and spend their trumpbux and that he's here to help, unlike the lyin Dems like Biden who just want to protect the rich

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


https://twitter.com/dancohen3000/status/1250213486753390593


is this....the dude who tried to coup Venezuela with the cia???

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Also nicotine is an appetite suppressant and thus will extend the life of your bean hoard

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Ramadu posted:

https://twitter.com/dancohen3000/status/1250213486753390593


is this....the dude who tried to coup Venezuela with the cia???

So I here there's these things called jokes

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Korean Boomhauer posted:

vaping aquarium water and eating skoal, becoming immortal

you're basically a train engine, and trains are good

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Mr. Lobe posted:

So I here there's these things called jokes

but blue checks arent funny??

also ffffff

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Ramadu posted:

https://twitter.com/dancohen3000/status/1250213486753390593


is this....the dude who tried to coup Venezuela with the cia???

what the gently caress lmao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




shovelbum posted:

This is another thing that seems bizarre, these are coastal cities, they should charter traditional reefer ships which are mobile refrigerated warehouses that have lost market share to reefer containers in recent years. There's no need to pile up bodies in chairs lmao when a larger ship could store tens or hundreds of thousands of bodies

im learning a lot about corpse storage strats ittt

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Ramadu posted:

https://twitter.com/dancohen3000/status/1250213486753390593


is this....the dude who tried to coup Venezuela with the cia???

That's rather obviously a joke about the US removing people they don't like, appointing "interim" replacements, and then being the only ones to recognize their new stooge

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Korean Boomhauer posted:

vaping aquarium water and eating skoal, becoming immortal

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I give it a month before twoday starts telling us to drink diluted bleach.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Bert Roberge posted:

I give it a month before twoday starts telling us to drink diluted bleach.

i mean, it cures covid

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Bert Roberge posted:

I give it a month before twoday starts telling us to drink diluted bleach.

twoday is a GISS op

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bulgakov posted:

i have a slight sore throat that is prolly because of the dryer cold air that showed up OR it’s finally the covid angel of death :peanut:

I've had some minor chest irritarion on and off for the past month and each day I keep wondering if this is just some allergy bullshit or if I caught it randomly somewhere. :shepface:

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/76mL51d.jpg

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody has issued a correction as of 14:28 on Apr 15, 2020

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