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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



gonna spend my TrumpBux on a BIG SCARY RIFLE! and then mourn as I'll have no place to shoot it for months and months to come!

j/k, probably it'll be a revolver, wheelgun go spiiiiiiiiin

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Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

SardonicTyrant posted:

That probably explains why I have zero nostalgia because things haven't turned out perfect but my life is far better than when I was a kid.
Honestly I was gonna toss my check money into the goonbux fund.

Yeah - my family is all sending our TrumpBux to the local food bank. It loving sucks out there. There is a church in my neighborhood that provides food once a week and the line is always more than a mile long.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Me, screaming gleefully and pulling the trolley track switch

"You're dead now you piece of poo poo son of a bitch!"

Me, in court

"But judge, if I didn't pull the switch it was going to hit the 5 other people that were tied to the other tracks, I had no choice. But yes I did immensely enjoy myself."

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012
I'm a citizen in the Great Lakes Union, when the gently caress do we get to subjugate the Plains States

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




lol we've been locked up for weeks. anybody who doesn't have a starter going already is doing 2020 wrong

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Epic High Five posted:

gonna spend my TrumpBux on a BIG SCARY RIFLE! and then mourn as I'll have no place to shoot it for months and months to come!

j/k, probably it'll be a revolver, wheelgun go spiiiiiiiiin

wheelguns loving own

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Reopen NC protest inages










Maybe we should sit down and have a reasoned discussion with them and explain the error of their ways.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Dolphin posted:

Me, screaming gleefully and pulling the trolley track switch

"You're dead now you piece of poo poo son of a bitch!"

Me, in court

"But judge, if I didn't pull the switch it was going to hit the 5 other people that were tied to the other tracks, I had no choice. But yes I did immensely enjoy myself."

Me sowing: Haha gently caress yeah!!! Yes!
Me reaping: Haha gently caress yeah!!! Yes!

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




drat, someone I've known for half my life just died

not from covid, but from a probable heart attack. can't help but think though if covid hadn't forced him into a quarantine that forced him to live alone and away from people who could have called for help, he may have survived.

still only april, sighhhh

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Bread Dragon posted:

I'm a citizen in the Great Lakes Union, when the gently caress do we get to subjugate the Plains States

trust me, we don't want these states. Wisconsin and Illinois grows plenty of food

Keep the Plains as a buffer zone against the Texan perfidy

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

NofrikinfuN posted:

id suggest this too, but good luck finding a switch right now

They're supposed to be ramping up production but once the Trumpbux get in people's hands I bet you're going to see them fly off the shelves.

I hope stores start limiting people to only 1 or 2 so these fuckers don't put them on eBay for $450.

SKULL.GIF posted:

trust me, we don't want these states. Wisconsin and Illinois grows plenty of food

Keep the Plains as a buffer zone against the Texan perfidy

We have most of the fresh water, hope you like drinking dust :smug:

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

NofrikinfuN posted:

id suggest this too, but good luck finding a switch right now

are there switch shortages???

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

From the michigan statehouse protest today, perhaps the most boomer protest of all time where most people are staying in their cars



Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Brain Curry posted:

the WHO has had two thousand and eighteen chances to get on top of this

instead, they huddled up comfortably behind blue eyes

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/JimmyMac257/status/1250456907099312128

https://mobile.twitter.com/bradyteague/status/1249799629111267328



Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Epic High Five posted:

gonna spend my TrumpBux on a BIG SCARY RIFLE! and then mourn as I'll have no place to shoot it for months and months to come!

j/k, probably it'll be a revolver, wheelgun go spiiiiiiiiin

u should spend part of it on food for a food bank or something like that

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

sullat posted:

So they made up a completely new tax credit for 2020. So you get $1200 per taxpayer, $500 per dependent if you qualify. But nobody wants to wait until 2021 to get their Trumpbux, so the credit is paid in advance based on whatever is reported on your 2018 or 2019 tax returns. In theory, if you are eligible in 2020 but not in 2018 or 2019, you can claim it then. Mnuchin said that they wouldn't force people who got it and then turned out to be ineligible to pay it back in 2021, and Mnuchin has a face you can trust, right? But for most people it will be a wash on the 2020 return.

:hai:

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Epic High Five posted:

gonna spend my TrumpBux on a BIG SCARY RIFLE! and then mourn as I'll have no place to shoot it for months and months to come!

j/k, probably it'll be a revolver, wheelgun go spiiiiiiiiin

im spinning my revolvers and killing millions of viruses per second, like revolver ocelot and the bees

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1250465367756918784?s=20

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Epic High Five posted:

gonna spend my TrumpBux on a BIG SCARY RIFLE! and then mourn as I'll have no place to shoot it for months and months to come!

j/k, probably it'll be a revolver, wheelgun go spiiiiiiiiin

Man, you're gonna be :stoked: for 1200 in Trump coins you can get a sick wheel gun, cool wasteland holster, speedloaders, and a bunch of ammo.

I believe the 357 magnum to be an excellent choice as it's fallen out of popularity lately and therefore there is plenty of ammo the be had at chud stores who pretty much only shoot 45 acp, or 9mm or some dumb exotic manly cartridge like 454 casul or some crap.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Reopen NC protest inages










yknow, i agree w them

buses must yield

no excuses

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

trust me, we don't want these states. Wisconsin and Illinois grows plenty of food

Keep the Plains as a buffer zone against the Texan perfidy

We need conscripts that we can throw at Texas until Texas runs out of ammo. Then we walk right in and take the barbeque.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
no joke if u don't need ur trumpbux for your own rent or food or debt or whatever, donate it to foodbanks or domestic violence shelters

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bearjew posted:

wheelguns loving own

internal monologue goin "EHF one day you may want to start carrying, you should probably get a pistol or revolver that can be used for that"

Me, holding GP100: "YES....HA HA HA....YES!!"

Admiral Ray posted:

u should spend part of it on food for a food bank or something like that

rest would be going to mutual aid group and probably renewing one of my more expensive leftist mag subs

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

Last Friday a goon in this thread predicted small, pathetic, clearly astroturfed REOPEN THE ECONOMY protests would start popping up, complete with breathless and nonstop media coverage

Nice one goon

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SKULL.GIF posted:

trust me, we don't want these states. Wisconsin and Illinois grows plenty of food

Keep the Plains as a buffer zone against the Texan perfidy

Indiana is also a great lakes state, we have lots of food too!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Basic Poster posted:

Man, you're gonna be :stoked: for 1200 in Trump coins you can get a sick wheel gun, cool wasteland holster, speedloaders, and a bunch of ammo.

I believe the 357 magnum to be an excellent choice as it's fallen out of popularity lately and therefore there is plenty of ammo the be had at chud stores who pretty much only shoot 45 acp, or 9mm or some dumb exotic manly cartridge like 454 casul or some crap.

you can get a pistol, rifle, two single-shot holdouts, and some targets for $20 in the nerf aisle

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh god damnit, these morons

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Admiral Ray posted:

no joke if u don't need ur trumpbux for your own rent or food or debt or whatever, donate it to foodbanks or domestic violence shelters

Shut up, these are my socialist TRUMPBUX that I boot strapped myself into. If food banks want their own TRUMPBUX then they should learn a trade.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnhoIf8dDVE

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Basic Poster posted:

Shut up, these are my socialist TRUMPBUX that I boot strapped myself into. If food banks want their own TRUMPBUX then they should learn a trade.

they do have a trade. they trade food for poverty

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



that's the best Kelly edit since smarxist's hash oil vape cart one

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

MadJackal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krcHpMdOVAk

I've been trying to stay away from any news reports about COVID. I went from checking the TRSUSNP thread a once an hour to maybe once a week, and this blew me away.

Two and a half hour press briefings?! Lashing out at reporters like a goddamn surly teenager?! Just straight up lies, worse lies than we've ever seen from him like how half the country got mind wiped for the last two or three months?!

I am loving stunned.

its really amazing how he can just recon his way out of anything. that is an amazing super power. it’s really the root of his “anti-mattering” shield. marvel should give that to some villain in the next movie.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Rynn posted:

We have most of the fresh water, hope you like drinking dust :smug:

*gestures at the vast lakescape outside my window*

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Bread Dragon posted:

I'm a citizen in the Great Lakes Union, when the gently caress do we get to subjugate the Plains States

ah gently caress they're gonna come and forcibly privatize my utilities aren't they

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Marzzle posted:

the hype train was a theoretical return to childhood when everything was good and all you had to do was play an ok videogame to be at the peak of human consciousness but now as an adult it's only a pale reminder of the innocence we have lost*~

You're saying I should try playing New Vegas again instead :confused:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Reopen NC protest inages

1000% astroturfed. all those slogans were created by marketing team committee poo poo

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



can't wait until it turns out that everybody in blue states had their trumpbux diverted to the mypillow guy

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

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