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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Disgusting Coward posted:

Paul Thomas is shite but I do unironically enjoy his utter disregard for scale.

It's very Anglo-Saxon.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the wheezing machinery of government – With the prime minister incapacitated, Dominic Raab has been left in charge of the UK’s efforts to combat the coronavirus pandemic"

Telegraph:

Teddy Bears' Picnic - Wikipedia

Independent:


Times:

After John Hassall.

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the lockdown police patrols

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the sacrifice of our NHS staff – On Good Friday, our cartoonist highlights the treatment of ill-equipped healthcare staff and other key workers in the coronavirus crisis"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Hugo Simberg.

Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... coronavirus cops making big waves on the beach


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Britain under lockdown – Britannia and the lion worry about their government’s response to coronavirus"

Sunday Telegraph:

Pope and church leaders prepare for virtual Easter as lockdowns tighten worldwide

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the UK's accelerating coronavirus death toll – Hospital fatalities in Britain have passed 10,000. One expert said the country may suffer Europe’s highest death rate"

Telegraph:

'Hybrid' virtual parliament plans to be put to MPs next week

Independent:

Boris Johnson leaves hospital as he continues recovery from coronavirus

Times:

Priti Patel says ‘sorry if people feel there have been failings’ over PPE

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Apr 13, 2020

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Johnson's recovery and the PPE shortage – The prime minister has recovered from Covid-19 as his ministers fend off accusations of mishandling the distribution of protective equipment" After Grunewald.

Telegraph:

Quiz review – would you like to ask the audience, Major?

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Brits set for lockdown extension as 'peak still not reached yet,' Government confirms

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson out of hospital


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on coronavirus in UK care homes – The UK death toll has risen past 12,000, yet we know that the figure excludes deaths occurring in other settings, including care homes"

Telegraph:

Cash crisis warning as businesses wait for furlough scheme to kick in (or I don't need my nanny – can I put them on furlough?)

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Trump halts World Health Organization funding over coronavirus 'failure'

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... face masks for all

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Not a bad haul today!

And then there's Paul. :sigh:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There hasn't been an unemployment office in decades.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

goatface posted:

There hasn't been an unemployment office in decades.

Just like goats, they've returned. The nature is healing.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

goatface posted:

There hasn't been an unemployment office in decades.

it's after the Saachi and Saachi campaign
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labour_Isn%27t_Working

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I know. If it was just a straight Photoshop of the original I could understand it, but he's leaning on the shape of it while updating all the other parts.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on shortages of PPE in the care sector – UK care homes say they are facing major challenges in coping with the coronavirus outbreak as industry body Care England reveals the virus has claimed at least 1,400 lives in care settings"

Telegraph:

Trump fans flames of Chinese lab coronavirus theory during daily briefing

Yesterday's Matt:


Matt:


Independent:

Coronavirus: Matt Hancock ridiculed after announcing badge to support care sector workers

Times:

Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Britain's bravest fundraiser


Guardian Australian Sport:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Squires :allears:

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


His Peter Dutton is so accurate it's uncanny.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Ministry of Coronavirus Truth – The health secretary, Matt Hancock, addressed socially distanced staff at Birmingham’s Nightingale hospital via a giant video screen"

Telegraph:


Matt:

More than 100,000 badgers slaughtered in discredited cull policy

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Also, David Squires has done a "The Irishman" cartoon for a film website.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I'm the Isle of Man that you can fit 4 Angleseys into.

No actually I'm the Cornwall that you can fit 1.5 Wales into.

Or maybe I'm the Netherlands which Adams has completely omitted, the brain dead oval office.

Mohawk Potato
Jan 15, 2008



crispix posted:

I'm the Isle of Man that you can fit 4 Angleseys into.

No actually I'm the Cornwall that you can fit 1.5 Wales into.

Or maybe I'm the Netherlands which Adams has completely omitted, the brain dead oval office.

The complete lack of the republic of Ireland despite them being in the EU is also good. I mean look at north Ireland there floating in the ocean.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on a shortage of PPE in hospitals – NHS bosses have asked doctors and nurses to work without full-length gowns when treating Covid-19 patients, as hospitals across England are set to run out of supplies"

Telegraph:

UK needs lockdown exit strategy, says key coronavirus adviser

Independent:

After Hyacinthe Rigaud.

The i paper:

Operation reopen America: are we about to witness a second historic failure of leadership from Trump?

Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS ON... Sir Thomas Moore?


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"After coronavirus, a no-deal Brexit – The government has said it will refuse any request to extend the transition"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on life under lockdown – UK residents are facing at least another three weeks of stringent confinement measures as the fight against coronavirus continues"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson missed five coronavirus Cobra meetings, Michael Gove says

Times:


Evening Standard:

One World: Together at Home concert raises $127m for coronavirus relief

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I know quite a few people in the NHS who really hate the use of the term "front line" because actually it's not their duty to sacrifice their own lives as part of their job.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

I'd almost suspect this to be a good Blower - despite the art being mince as usual, of course - but it's Blower so it's probably meant to be sympathetic to the difficult job of playing games with everyone's lives or something, who knows

at least the square root resolves to an integer

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the evolution of parliament – James I’s Parliament of 1614, lasting two months and two days, saw no bills pass and became known as the Addled Parliament"

Telegraph:

I can't give you a date for school reopenings, says UK minister – video

Matt:


Independent:

Vital PPE kit, including 400,000 gowns, delayed on way to UK

Times:

Harry and Meghan tell UK tabloids they will no longer deal with them

Evening Standard:

Branson to mortgage Caribbean island as he seeks Virgin bailout

David Squires:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Blower is gonna be paying Dc Douglass for his use of the headmaster from the Bash Street Kids, I assume?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Damien Hirst's tribute to NHS workers — Damien Hirst has joined the nation’s growing army of artistic children and created his own rainbow to show support for the NHS during the coronavirus crisis"

Telegraph:

Oil prices dip below zero as producers forced to pay to dispose of excess

Matt:


Independent:

MPs expected to approve plans for 'virtual parliament'

Times:

Downing Street defends Hancock as blame game starts over PPE shortages

Evening Standard:

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


So if he drives fast he’s not sunbathing anymore? Whaaaa?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Matt Hancock and coronavirus testing — The UK health secretary has been increasingly under fire for the level of testing, which has fallen behind other European countries, and for a lack of personal protective equipment for NHS and care home staff."

Telegraph:

Scientists raise concerns about quality of UK Covid-19 tests

Matt:


Independent:

Starmer grills Raab over care home deaths in first virtual PMQs

Times:


Evening Standard:

St George's Day 2020: how the dragon-slayer became the patron saint of England

Guardian Australian Sport:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Brookes actually just stealing Dave Brown's cartoon from the previous day lmao

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Squires :unsmith: as a Brit in Aus that first panel sums up my mornings.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's medicine backdown – The US president’s support for the drug hydroxychloroquine as a possible treatment for coronavirus has cooled after trials showed no benefit"

Telegraph:

UK's contact tracing strategy questioned as scientists say army of 100,000 will be needed

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Coronavirus: medical experts denounce Trump's theory of 'disinfectant injection'

Mail:

These beauties aren't just for the bird-brained! With no planes, clear skies, and spring in the air, there is no better time to become a twitcher
With bonus self-portrait!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I support birb toons forever.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Donald Trump's coronavirus cures – US president has suggests people could receive injections of disinfectant to cure Covid-19, a notion one medical expert described as ‘jaw-dropping’"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Fuseli.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:
https://twitter.com/stephen_collins/status/1253963627066994688

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Cloud Potato posted:

The i paper:


:holymoley:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Brexit, the elephant in the hospital room – A large pachyderm interrupts Boris Johnson’s lockdown exit planning"

Sunday Telegraph:

Boris Johnson 'raring to go' as he says he will prioritise nation's health

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Yesterday's Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson being asked to lift lockdown — Pressure has been mounting from backbench Conservative MPs – and some cabinet ministers – for elements of the stringent distancing rules imposed on 23 March to be lifted"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson: UK beginning to turn the tide on coronavirus

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
loving hell, Blower.

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost
I've made a limerick:

Blower, Blower, what a oval office

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biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



jaete posted:

I've made a limerick:

Blower, Blower, what a oval office

Here's a haiku along similar lines

Blower is so bad
yet has an odd name for a
man who sucks so much

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