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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

That70sHeidi posted:

I get this a lot and thought it was because I'm a sleep talker. Has anyone ever mentioned you talk in your sleep?

Also I keep dreaming about a lot of snakes lately. In fact, last night part of a dream involved meeting an old man named Crackhead Spike who was busy loving some holes in a large boulder that looked like swiss cheese. He lamented that loving the holes in the boulder wasn't very interesting any more and I suggested he spice it up by putting a snake in the holes. He pondered where he'd even get a snake and I told him I'd sell him a few for $30 per snake. Back to my snake-infested dorm room I went, armed with just a long stick and a snow shovel, when it occurred to me that maybe an old guy with a nickname like Crackhead Spike that liked loving a rock miiiiiiight not have any money to pay me $30 per snake. I decided the lowest I'd take was $20.

eta: there are 10 more pages in the thread than when I started this post. fuuuuuuu

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
That reads like a Joe Biden anecdote.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Phy posted:

Right? Like, I'm not probably gonna pick up the new ff7 but I really want to play Ludicrously French FF7

The rest of the party all fleeing Les Chien-ras in a Citroën Deux-chevaux, while Claude madly pedals a bicycle with baguettes in the handlebar basket

The airship is just a big fuckin Montgolfier balloon

Everyone smokes EXCEPT Cid this time and the soundtrack is by Johnny Holliday. "one-Winged Angel" is now "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien."


I showed it to my bff5eva who is actually French and he liked it, too. AND YOU SHOULD GET THE NEW FF7 IT IS TRÉS MAGNIFIIIIQUE.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Memento posted:



This is the best one so far

LifeSunDeath posted:

The original is clearly one of these faces

Mushika posted:

Anime ruins everything.

LifeSunDeath posted:

What I'm saying is, that face is much older than anime

FactsAreUseless posted:

1000 years, but it looks a lot younger

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Literallly, this one guy is pruning the hardest dicks off the vine and I'm still trying to find a husband at the prime age of gay male virility of 49.75. Wow.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

Sir Not Appearing posted:

Every time I flip through headlines, I see Bill Gates. Why is billionaire and known computer-toucher, Bill Gates a Coronavirus expert?


dudeness posted:

Guy who invented windows knows a thing or two about viruses.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Phy posted:

Right? Like, I'm not probably gonna pick up the new ff7 but I really want to play Ludicrously French FF7

The rest of the party all fleeing Les Chien-ras in a Citroën Deux-chevaux, while Claude madly pedals a bicycle with baguettes in the handlebar basket

The airship is just a big fuckin Montgolfier balloon

*long drag on cigarette* "le planète se meurt, claude"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Ze times... zey are tough, non?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Ce mec est malade.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Royale™ with cheese

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Vincent Valentine sees no noticable changes.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Il n'y a aucun moyen de descendre de ce train dans lequel nous sommes!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Crowetron posted:

Vincent Valentine sees no noticable changes.
Wears a beret now.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Shame Boy posted:

It makes sense that Dr. Pepper isn't available, he's probably busy treating covid patients

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Sacre bleu! Une maison l'enfer!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Le pickpocket but the protagonist goes to the chocobo races.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Scarlette et Sartre travaillant avec Professeur Hôjó.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Le hasard Bahamut

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Help the french are spreading covid all over the thread!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Wutai? C'est la même de l'Indochine, n'est-ce pas?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Le hasard Bahamut

drat that’s a good one

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Wutai? C'est la même de l'Indochine, n'est-ce pas?

I'm scared that I understood this despite never taking french.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
You should be. It’s a grammatically approximate, stilted mess of French words.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I'm sorry that I haven't taken a French class in about 20 years, but have you considered calming the poo poo down?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pastry of the Year posted:

I don't know but basically right now I am a swamp creature that very occasionally wakes up to protect its land: a Giant-Size Pastry Thing

Pick posted:

It's called a calzone

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm sorry that I haven't taken a French class in about 20 years, but have you considered calming the poo poo down?

ghaash!

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Jesus christ, how much do 20 oz. sodas cost normally these days? $1 is a discount price?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

HerStuddMuffin posted:

You should be. It’s a grammatically approximate, stilted mess of French words.

le défenseur de l'académie française s'est connecté

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Jesus christ, how much do 20 oz. sodas cost normally these days? $1 is a discount price?

individually? like $1.79 to $2.49, my dude

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I dunno what you want. Never said I was fluent in French. Ad hominem insults suck, I think people should try not to be fucks to each other without reason. I'm okay being an iconoclast, though! :downs: Anyone got a funny quote to share?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I dunno what you want. Never said I was fluent in French. Ad hominem insults suck, I think people should try not to be fucks to each other without reason. I'm okay being an iconoclast, though! :downs: Anyone got a funny quote to share?

i could do a couple more mrs d8 quotes if you like

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

dee eight posted:

i could do a couple more mrs d8 quotes if you like

Yes omg please! She's hilarious!

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
L'eci nest pas mon forme finale.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm sorry that I haven't taken a French class in about 20 years, but have you considered calming the poo poo down?

So you learned nothing about the French?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

christmas boots posted:

So you learned nothing about the French?

I learned that there are two kinds of crêpes: savory and sweet. I remember this because I was the only one in my class who knew what "savory" meant. That was the same year that a girl named Sethaly thought "racism" meant stock car racing.

So, basically, no.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

mrs d8 posted:

you know what they say. one man's bacon is another man's asswipe

mrs d8 posted:

that's like the fish calling the kettle black

mrs d8 posted:

i believe in science and evolution both. i think a million years ago some aliens came down here and hosed a bunch of monkeys

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
If I am ever forced to go back to Montana, I'm coming over and hiding in your wife's purse.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

dee eight posted:


mrs d8 posted:
i believe in science and evolution both. i think a million years ago some aliens came down here and hosed a bunch of monkeys


:hmmyes:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I know two guys from Ohio; one can eat spicy like a true motherfucker and the other stabbed his mom to death. Don't gently caress with Ohio.

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Ce mec sont malade.

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

smoobles posted:

Weirldy that's also the sound you make when you die of COVID

Bellmaker posted:

Or you’re down with the sickness

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