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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Jesus, this is a horrible idea.

Red state blue state, dead state live state.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

:vince:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Spime Wrangler posted:

drowing in apps, wrapped in apps, with an app nose and app feet, fully appetized and loving it

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
pulling a modified sweden

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

15 days later...

Boeing shutting down temporarily as coronavirus cases flares up

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Ah yes commercial airlines, truly the industry that is exploding with demand

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

seattle plague rat posted:

pulling a modified sweden

It's the reverse Sweden

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

whomst tf buyin commercial airliners rn

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Lightning Knight posted:

I don't know what I did to ruin your day.

trupm

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Lady Militant posted:

whomst tf buyin commercial airliners rn
Can't get the virus if you spend all your time on an empty plane.

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Grapplejack posted:

Ah yes commercial airlines, truly the industry that is exploding with demand

Boeing is definitely exploding the demand, yes

you might say they are uniquely positioned

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Mike pisw

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
so what is the actual plan?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

sexpig by night posted:

so what is the actual plan?

Let the governors make the call.

Which is basically gonna be a partisan flu gently caress fest.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
so bullshit are these charts?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
did i miss some funny covid lmaos today

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
that map didn't match the website's map

https://gis.cdc.gov/grasp/fluview/main.html

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Lady Militant posted:

whomst tf buyin commercial airliners rn

whoever the new epstein is

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Remember 5 weeks ago when our testing was supposed to be 5 million the following Monday. Here we are 5 weeks later and only have done like 3.5 million tests total.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Lady Militant posted:

whomst tf buyin commercial airliners rn

the feds starting an airline

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009



So Florida, Iowa, Michigan doin' fine

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

it won't get better -dr. bircks

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
did fauci get fired?

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
resuming elective surgeries seems dumb af to me

of course hospitals will do it to make money

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Gyms can open if they keep social distancing, LOL. Come and sweat all over and start some heavy breathing.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'd feel a lot better about all of this if we brought back the mypillow man

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1250916370621104131

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol now Doctor F has to explain that 'we can't just flip a switch and open things up again' actually meant we can and trump is a big strong boy

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1250917619177324544

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
This plan would only work if everyone did it at the same time, if everyone is dicking around with this its just gonna blast around the country like an endless toilet flush :psyduck:

I'll see y'all red state friends in January, New York will be closed for a while.

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

the feds starting an airline

centrally planned economy run by the fed reserve is certainly not the future i was expecting to live in. god it's like every libertarians worst nightmare

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
trump has cucked the entire national medical establishment by being the first president to figure out the only doctors who get into government work are the most craven sacks of garbage in the industry.

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
Get your lube, America, time to open up again

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it turned out libertarians were just white supremeacists

like we always knew

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

LegionAreI posted:

This plan would only work if everyone did it at the same time, if everyone is dicking around with this its just gonna blast around the country like an endless toilet flush :psyduck:

I'll see y'all red state friends in January, New York will be closed for a while.

i guess its a slow burn towards herd immunity

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
Shipping out to NYC with FEMA tonight. I'm hoping my service will be enough to let me immigrate to the NEC when it goes down.

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

The Alpha Centauri posted:

i guess its a slow burn towards herd immunity

this isn't a thing that is possible with this kind of virus and the kind of population spread we have

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

LegionAreI posted:

This plan would only work if everyone did it at the same time, if everyone is dicking around with this its just gonna blast around the country like an endless toilet flush :psyduck:

I'll see y'all red state friends in January, New York will be closed for a while.

america, the giant diseased toilet of the world

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Lady Militant posted:

this isn't a thing that is possible with this kind of virus and the kind of population spread we have

welp

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
I like that this 3 phase plan only has 2 actual phases.

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