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ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Phase 1 - Open Up Everything
Phase 2 - Death

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Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
this ending is inevitable as the only way to stop the disease is antithetical to the US.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Lady Militant posted:

this isn't a thing that is possible with this kind of virus and the kind of population spread we have
Just ship everyone a vial of coronavirus and tell them to rub it on their face! A month later everyone who's still alive will have immunity.

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
“Flu-like illness” is literally the flu here, right?

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

RandomBlue posted:

I like that this 3 phase plan only has 2 actual phases.

look it’s a work in progress okay this has never happened before

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
BACK OPEN TOMORROW

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
wow good job america you beat coronavirus glad that's over

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
can't wait to hit the bars up, it's da freakin weekend!

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
You know what, gently caress it. Let's do it. Abject failure is a learning experience too.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free


sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

good news, the worst is over!!!

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

we did you guys, back to the office :smith:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

man we need this number to go up. like 100k please.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


So, 16 million dead by the end of this? :hmmyes:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Consummate Professional posted:

can't wait to hit the bars up, it's da freakin weekend!

:cheers:

Senator Mongo
Jul 1, 2007
Bad Motha Fucka
Mission accomplished!

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

so if that holds to say 300 million, that’s 15 million dead.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

man we need this number to go up. like 100k please.

good news!

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
WHEN IS SPORTS BALL BACK??

lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

Watch it turn out also Shovelbum is the most right about this thing this isn't going anywhere

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



mod sassinator posted:

WHEN IS SPORTS BALL BACK??

110k people at Alabama games comin up soon.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

34,000 dead means trump is doing a good (great) job

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free


SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


as of 6 pm central we have +91,817 cases worldwide. This is the third largest daily increase in cases, behind April 10th (+94,629) and April 3rd (+101,736).

Daily new cases worldwide have been increasing for four days straight after dropping off during Easter weekend.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

lmaopocalypse posted:

Watch it turn out also Shovelbum is the most right about this thing this isn't going anywhere

this thing was probably not gonna go anywhere to begin with with how loose the 'restrictions' are, but now that even they're gone lol it's never goin away

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


SKULL.GIF posted:

as of 6 pm central we have +91,817 cases worldwide. This is the third largest daily increase in cases, behind April 10th (+94,629) and April 3rd (+101,736).

Daily new cases worldwide have been increasing for four days straight after dropping off during Easter weekend.

good thing were past the peak

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

RandomBlue posted:

I like that this 3 phase plan only has 2 actual phases.

3 phrase plan is def wrong in a couple ways

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


France added +17,154 cases today :stare: They had +4560 yesterday.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wish I had Turd Immunity

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

SKULL.GIF posted:

France added +17,154 cases today :stare: They had +4560 yesterday.

so they past their peak too?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

SKULL.GIF posted:

France added +17,154 cases today :stare: They had +4560 yesterday.

didn't Macron just do the Trump thing and say only a few people had it?

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



SKULL.GIF posted:

France added +17,154 cases today :stare: They had +4560 yesterday.

Rona-chan is fighting hard

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Over the past four weeks there is a consistent pattern of new cases being the lowest on Sunday/Monday, and escalating across the week with Friday being the peak before dropping down on the weekend.

Lady Militant
Apr 8, 2020

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

mystes posted:

Just ship everyone a vial of coronavirus and tell them to rub it on their face! A month later everyone who's still alive will have immunity.

Sweden is eating poo poo in such an incredibly spectacular way lmao, what were those loving dipshit nords thinking???

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


lmfoa at beautiful puzzle

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Lady Militant posted:

Sweden is eating poo poo in such an incredibly spectacular way lmao, what were those loving dipshit nords thinking???

USA will make us look good?

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Grapplejack posted:

Ah yes commercial airlines, truly the industry that is exploding with demand

What makes you think it's commercial production lmfao

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

SKULL.GIF posted:

Over the past four weeks there is a consistent pattern of new cases being the lowest on Sunday/Monday, and escalating across the week with Friday being the peak before dropping down on the weekend.

Testing lab schedules

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I wish I had Turd Immunity

the trick is to ingest small amounts over time to build resistance

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MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
WHAT?

He was dead and then the next day he was unconscious?

WHAT

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