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Dolphin posted:nothing about the butthole i see quote:Her case adds to a growing body of evidence suggesting the new coronavirus, like its cousin SARS, can infect the lining of the lower digestive tract, where the crucial ACE2 receptors are abundant. Viral RNA has been found in as many as 53% of sampled patients’ stool samples. And in a paper in press at Gastroenterology, a Chinese team reported finding the virus’ protein shell in gastric, duodenal, and rectal cells in biopsies from a COVID-19 patient. “I think it probably does replicate in the gastrointestinal tract,” says Mary Estes, a virologist at Baylor College of Medicine.
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i don't know what any of those words mean but i do know not one of them is butthole
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mystes posted:Lol why am I only hearing this from a comedy forum months into this pandemic? There is better advice on this dead gay comedy forum for building electronics, investing money, home construction, fixing your car, basically everything in life than you will ever hear from your boss, teacher, financial planner, CO, or counselor. Authority figures are bullshit and every system of authority in our society is built on financial exploitation and lies
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:It's funny how almost every single country tries this same strategy, starts getting destroyed by exponential disease growth, and then has to panic lockdown everything no matter how many times the exact scenario happens over and over again. America is going to break that pattern, don't worry 
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Son of Man posted:There is better advice on this dead gay comedy forum for building electronics, investing money, home construction, fixing your car, basically everything in life than you will ever hear from your boss, teacher, financial planner, CO, or counselor. Authority figures are bullshit and every system of authority in our society is built on financial exploitation and lies it really is a good forum and I appreciate it
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I haven't played baseball in 20 years or watched it in 5 but just now I thought "man, I really wanna play baseball." Strange.
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Ocean Book posted:it really is a good forum and I appreciate it Me too. I've been craving "the old days" of Internet community ever since my go-to forums bit the dust. Finally found that here of all places. What states are reopening too early btw? Anyone have a list? I know Florida has already reopened their beaches cuz they're insane.
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Good thing our plans are based on the virus stopping it's spread in... *checks notes*... two days. LMAO, we're hosed.
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RandomBlue posted:Good thing our plans are based on the virus stopping it's spread in... *checks notes*... two days. These states are doing their part. 
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smarxist posted:demanding the lockdowns end is some real desperate whistling in the dark lmao I'd like to poison your mind With wrong ideas that appeal to you (Though I am not unkind) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBN4sOQbYxk Yup, sounds like whistling in the dark.
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Delicate Sound of Blunder
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lol e: wrong tweet wrong thread have this 
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Ebola Roulette posted:Goddamn I love it when people say some place is past the peak. I'm sure if an entire state opens up at the same time this exact effect will occur, though, so it will probably look like: 20 days after opening: cases start increasing again 30 days after opening: oh hey the peak is over 40 days after opening: holy poo poo what's going on? mystes has issued a correction as of 15:07 on Apr 18, 2020 |
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ah but what if the government directly interferes with its own quarantine efforts  https://twitter.com/byaaroncdavis/status/1251351521331163137
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Flesh Forge posted:ah but what if the government directly interferes with its own quarantine efforts deep state conspiracy
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Son of Man posted:There is better advice on this dead gay comedy forum for building electronics, investing money, home construction, fixing your car, basically everything in life than you will ever hear from your boss, teacher, financial planner, CO, or counselor. Authority figures are bullshit and every system of authority in our society is built on financial exploitation and lies
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https://twitter.com/dave_brown24/status/1251516065575813121 nice
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i stop obsessing over news for one day and Abbott announces he's sending people back to work. loving moron
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poo poo the virus on your owwwwwwn ( poo poo the virus all alone ) plume man
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Tom Sellout posted:i stop obsessing over news for one day and Abbott announces he's sending people back to work. loving moron Eh, not really. He opened state parks but said you have to wear a mask and observe social distancing, rescinded order canceling elective medical procedures, and allows for "curbside retail" whatever the gently caress that is. The whole thing is a charade meant to placate big daddy Trump while actually not changing much at all.
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Sab0921 posted:Eh, not really. oops lol https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1251520883220287488 e: I guess this one wasn't directly sanctioned by the GOP because it's not included in the Fox News promotional Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 15:49 on Apr 18, 2020 |
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Raiad posted:the confederate states of america ZOMBIE CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS NEXT ON SYFY
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:running to get the Roni...to own the libs
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charity rereg posted:there is absolutely, positively no way to model just how stupid everything is in this country. there's no way to model "significant right wing money groups are going to fund fake national protests in lock step with a totally false news outlet" I mean the protests are real, it's just that they're only like 20 boomers Max and won't accomplish anything other than being reporter bait
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Flesh Forge posted:oops lol I hope RGA shows up to get owned again lol
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charity rereg posted:there is absolutely, positively no way to model just how stupid everything is in this country. there's no way to model "significant right wing money groups are going to fund fake national protests in lock step with a totally false news outlet"
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charity rereg posted:there is absolutely, positively no way to model just how stupid everything is in this country. there's no way to model "significant right wing money groups are going to fund fake national protests in lock step with a totally false news outlet" Lol you can just look at the receipts these days
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Crusader posted:
It makes your skin fall off and your bones and genitals dissolve??
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twoday posted:It makes your skin fall off and your bones and genitals dissolve?? there has been testicular pain reported, and that earlier report about depressed testosterone. children of men here we come.
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