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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



They're all Nurgle cultists

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MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

facetoucher cat posted:

April fools bring May flowers on mass graves

Cytokine Storms kill Chuds in Swarms

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

hahaha

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

yeah Becky the NWO is sure scared of your little protest

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Becky and Karen will be soon reunited.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Dixville posted:

Same. This is what my cat looked like when I left for like 2 weeks once.


Pretty sure he thought i died

Orange kitties are so lovely

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

MorrisBae posted:

Cytokine Storms kill Chuds in Swarms

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

facetoucher cat posted:

Orange kitties are so lovely

He was all nice and skinny then too. Now he's kind of a fatass (and so am I). Still love him though.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
These "reopen the economy" protests are going to be CHUD catnip because they're not going to be swarmed by counter-protests for a change and that's gonna tickle them right in the cockles.

https://twitter.com/BadlandsZine/status/1251286218031034368?s=19

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the confederate tshirt guys all red faced and huffing on each other is pretty funny


its like a fractal image of pre existing conditions as far as u can zoom in

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

These "reopen the economy" protests are going to be CHUD catnip because they're not going to be swarmed by counter-protests for a change and that's gonna tickle them right in the cockles.

https://twitter.com/BadlandsZine/status/1251286218031034368?s=19

It's your Civic duty to drive by and yell "get a job!" at them.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

lmao at the text the "Malarky" poster sent her. Not posting here tho due to her phone number being public.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

2DCAT posted:

lmao at the text the "Malarky" poster sent her. Not posting here tho due to her phone number being public.

Thanks for the heads up on where to locate her phone number

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ClouterSpace/status/1251149053766676480?s=19

Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005

ChipNDip posted:

Weird how there's a massive drop in counted deaths during a holiday weekend, and then a big spike right after.

During the daily presser they show the graph with the backdated numbers which looks a lot better.

https://adamaltmejd.se/covid/ helps illustrate this.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

2DCAT posted:

lmao at the text the "Malarky" poster sent her. Not posting here tho due to her phone number being public.

Can you link it?

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

bring back old gbs posted:

the confederate tshirt guys all red faced and huffing on each other is pretty funny


its like a fractal image of pre existing conditions as far as u can zoom in

I'm gonna be so pissed when I die because I took off my mask wrong after a grocery store visit or something and one of these dudes on his 4th heart attack who eats fast food every day flies through it completely untouched by sheer luck

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Can you link it?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Good soup! posted:

The Twisted Twenties

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on
I don't know why all these CHUDs are worried about the virus making Trump look worse/lose the election.

Biden is going to lose to him even if like 200 million people die.

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Bert Roberge posted:



Things are looking up for Wisconsin!

so we're getting a huge upswing in cases next week because of easter sunday then and a bunch more deaths the week after that

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

power word- Jeb! posted:

so we're getting a huge upswing in cases next week because of easter sunday then and a bunch more deaths the week after that

Americans are physically incapable of understanding an effect that's delayed by a week or so, it's longer than a news cycle so it's unrelated and totally random

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Christianity trains that

i wouldn't worry about the virus either if i was convinced there was an afterlife and everything happened because an all-powerful being was responsible for everything.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






fucks ur nutts up to doesn't it

atomicgeek
Jul 5, 2007

noony noony noony nooooooo
Looking for more information on propagated disease curves after that post a few pages back led me to a CDC course on epidemiology. This thread rules.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

The Alpha Centauri posted:

any decent projections that map the global path of corona over the next 5-9 months?

No bc we'll be dead in 3

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

of all of this, I wonder: what of the antivaxxers that refuse treatment? did Dees write self-fulfilling prophecy for the death-minded

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Man Musk posted:

actually, it owns. have you considered how many people drown in swimming pools each year?

https://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1251265910498787329

Huntington Beach is a chud city with kkk members still active

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






maggot food

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








their concept of freedom starts and stops at getting the early bird special

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

MorrisBae posted:

It's fun to look at that vs. where the Balkanization is happening



the great plains and rocky mountain pact is an example of what epidemiologists call "the Death Cross"

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/joeysalads/status/1251540949919887361?s=21

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Dixville posted:

He was all nice and skinny then too. Now he's kind of a fatass (and so am I). Still love him though.


I'd make that face if I was trying to stretch like that too. My once skinny kitty is quite rounded and it's fantastic

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

this woman is a perfect representation of chud californians

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

facetoucher cat posted:

Orange kitties are so lovely

i Agree

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

In two weeks: "Well if you'll let me rules lawyer what "Massive" means.............."

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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


he's right

because it will lead to massive covid deaths in 4 weeks

the symptoms will begin in 2

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