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sweet geek swag posted:Garak knows that the holosuites are for loving. That's why the first time he visits one it's with Bashir, and why the whole thing confuses him so much. He's just waiting for the loving to start. one of the funniest scenes is in "Its Only a Paper Moon" where rom, leeta, and jake (?) drag bashir for his stupid holodeck programs which we all know are minimally softcore pornos. secret agent program? porno. the viking program? porno.
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GolfHole posted:how fast do you think data can jerk you off There's materials stress tests for this sort of thing, you don't just put your member in Data's hands "willy nilly".
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Brawnfire posted:There's materials stress tests for this sort of thing, you don't just put your member in Data's hands "willy nilly". gotcha on the willy, lost on the nilly
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I'm saying one'll have nil willies, because Data'll rip that sucker clean off, with bloodless finesse
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Brawnfire posted:I'm saying one'll have nil willies, because Data'll rip that sucker clean off, with bloodless finesse season 8
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Jerking off is inefficient. data is all about prostate milking.
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GolfHole posted:how fast do you think data can jerk you off "his hands were moving faster than i could see"
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Johnny Aztec posted:Jerking off is inefficient. data is all about prostate milking. Electro-ejaculation
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dudeness posted:If Wesley was Picard's child then Adult Wesley would be bald or balding, and since he had a luscious head of hair, clearly he wasn't. Skips a generation/mom's side/future tech that Picard refused on principle.
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Maybe picards heart was made of latinum?
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Pick posted:Jadzia and Worf is a good match. A Klingon, and worf! Havent stopped laughing for a few minutes here now, well played.
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Gutcruncher posted:Maybe picards heart was made of latinum? He kept all of his liquid latinum in his ventricle.
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Calling the lockdown blatant pornography is extremely weird
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DS9's "The Visitor" is so loving good. Didn't expect a Trek episode to make me tear up.
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Considering how dire post-ds9 star trek is the alternate timeline where Jake became Tony Todd seems like the optimistic future. Nog made Captain, Quark got his own moon, Morn is still at the bar, and the Klingons kicked the Cardassians' asses so hard that Dukat never got the chance to invite the Dominion for help.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Considering how dire post-ds9 star trek is the alternate timeline where Jake became Tony Todd seems like the optimistic future. Nog made Captain, Quark got his own moon, Morn is still at the bar, and the Klingons kicked the Cardassians' asses so hard that Dukat never got the chance to invite the Dominion for help. Ohh geez..... Jadzia is alive, too.
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The twin towers are also still standing in a couple background shots
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I think what I miss most from Picard is the Picard Speech (TM). Some ostentatious alien dickhead would make a proclamation about Picard or humans or the problem of the week, and before jumping into action, Picard would always lay out his response in a measured tone. Remember when Picard beat down Judge Sati by using her grandfather's words against her during The Drumhead? Can you even imagine that Picard standing up to Admiral pottymouth in STP?
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But selfish Jake missed his daddy so he hosed up the whole timeline and caused the death of billions And in the end Sisko died 3 years later anyway. Tear up over that, crybaby!
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They tried for a Picard speech or two. I think a couple were almost moving but I do cry easily.
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DS9 gave no fucks. Imagine if TNG ended with Picard falling into a volcano instead of a game of cards.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:But selfish Jake missed his daddy so he hosed up the whole timeline and caused the death of billions And in the end Sisko died 3 years later anyway. Tear up over that, crybaby! Sisko came back to love his son more, a dander on your hateful lies! 
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Mulaney Power Move posted:DS9 gave no fucks. Imagine if TNG ended with Picard falling into a volcano instead of a game of cards. Q: "...to think that your entire race, your entire civilization, all started right here in this little pond of goo." *picard immediately jumps in* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EqRjY7Nkr8
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If it were Data maybe he’d conclude the only way to win is not to play, grab Q, and dive into the Goo together
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At work I randomly thought of that Robert Picardo disgusted expression picture at a con some goon took and cracked the gently caress up, does anyone have it (or the sequel) handy?
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SilvergunSuperman posted:At work I randomly thought of that Robert Picardo disgusted expression picture at a con some goon took and cracked the gently caress up, does anyone have it (or the sequel) handy?  Admiralty Flag posted:Voyager is great when it does comedy Absolutely. I still love the exchange the Doctor has with Kes when he simulates a disease for himself to better empathize with his patients. "Holographic tissue paper for the holographic running nose. Don't offer them to patients."
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https://twitter.com/robertdmcneill/status/1251114325995139075
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That's kinda neat!
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This is borderline crying for bringing them back into ST universe. I'm up for that but only on terms of harry kim being the highest ranking officer of all of them 
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Come on down to Paris and Kim's used shuttle depo! We have your junkers, your clunkers, and everything in between. ***dress as your favourite dr chaotica character for a free clarinet solo with any purchase!***
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Does Garrett Wang even remember anything from the set?
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robert duncan mcneill kind of sounds like paul rudd if you close your eyes and just listen to them talk
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Jose Oquendo posted:Does Garrett Wang even remember anything from the set? Is it true that they used to hotbox the shuttlecraft set?
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Just imagine Garrett Wang out at a bar in the late 90's drinking a Zima and telling strangers about Star Trek Voyager.
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So I’m wondering, if the federation is a multiracial confederal state with huge numbers of constituent species, how is it that a polity like the Romulan Empire - with one fascistic race of backstabbing, long lived social climbers - can even begin to compete with the federation on a territorial/population/productivity level
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Because the writers decided it did. At least until Picard, at which point the Romulan Empire both exists as a political power and doesn't, simultaneously, depending on where you're looking at the time.
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I mean it's really not outrageous. All the numbers are funny numbers that don't matter, but there is plenty of historical precedent on Earth for empires that came from small territories or overcame inferior numbers. The Roman and British empires reached out from small lands to control huge swathes of territories. The Mongolian empire was numerically inferior to basically every foe it faced, and was completely dwarfed in numbers by the Song and Jurchen dynasties of China, which they crushed. And given the cultural differences between Romulans and a typical Federation member, it's not hard to imagine they are more productive in the military/political spheres. Also I think it's alluded to a few times that the Romulan Empire does include some conquered/client states, but it's never really explored on screen so idk.
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