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Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

Woebin posted:

I miss this book so much.

That last panel is in my top twenty funniest-ever.

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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Darthemed posted:


Mystery Man Comics #5 (1939)
i'm picturing the green mask trying to throw the staff at joann's fabric off by buying WAY more blue fabric than green, but they all just think he's the blue beetle.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

InsertPotPun posted:

i'm picturing the green mask trying to throw the staff at joann's fabric off by buying WAY more blue fabric than green, but they all just think he's the blue beetle.

Not going to lie, I would kind of love a one-off about a hero/villian going through absurd lengths to do the menial sidetasks without raising suspicion. No action or anything, that all happens off screen. Just some goofy cape trying to figure out a good excuse for why he's transporting dozens of boomerangs, grappling hooks and tear gas grenades after getting pulled over.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Filthy Haiku posted:

Not going to lie, I would kind of love a one-off about a hero/villian going through absurd lengths to do the menial sidetasks without raising suspicion. No action or anything, that all happens off screen. Just some goofy cape trying to figure out a good excuse for why he's transporting dozens of boomerangs, grappling hooks and tear gas grenades after getting pulled over.

There was sorta a scene of that in Batman Begins, specifically Bruce and Lucious trying to hide all the Batman tech in the corporate in the balance sheets of Wayne Enterprises.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Skwirl posted:

There was sorta a scene of that in Batman Begins, specifically Bruce and Lucious trying to hide all the Batman tech in the corporate in the balance sheets of Wayne Enterprises.

Also ordering ten thousand of an item needed for his mask, then ten thousand more when those items turned out to be brittle.

It must be good to be rich.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Must be nice.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


TwoPair posted:

Wolverine & The X-Men #42



Wasn't he initially introduced as the class president way back in Morrison's New X-Men before he went off-track? Kind of nice that he's kind of come full circle.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah QQ was basically reset/redesigned for Wolverine & The X-Men

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Mystery Men Comics #5 (1939)


The Green Mask #10 (1944)


Chamber of Chills #22 (1951)


Superboy #30 (1954)


The Fantastic Four #2 (1962)


Spidey Super Stories #18 (1976)




Garfield #34 (2015)

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Darthemed posted:


Spidey Super Stories #18 (1976)

The metal guy on top of the other guy makes me think Spider-Man is being a little cheeky.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I assume that is Kingpin pinned by a Kingpin statue.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Mierenneuker posted:

I assume that is Kingpin pinned by a Kingpin statue.

Heist Pinned on Kingpin Pinned by Kingpin

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Darthemed posted:



Chamber of Chills #22 (1951)


But they could still save him though?

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Now I'm imagining Clarence Carter as the voice of Logan.

I've always been a hairy man
An angry dwarf with razors in my hands
Social graces, I never had
Hit on Jean to watch Scott get mad

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Darthemed posted:

[
Chamber of Chills #22 (1951)


Sounds like poisonous snakes got the raw end of the deal there.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
It's even more confusing. Non-poisonous snakes are immune to venom, but it doesn't say anything about poison, or about venomous snakes.

So they're fine if they're bitten by a venomous snake, who they are presumably neutral, or at least in a cease-fire, with. But the poison of their mortal enemies is still just as effective.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Elfface posted:

It's even more confusing. Non-poisonous snakes are immune to venom, but it doesn't say anything about poison, or about venomous snakes.

So they're fine if they're bitten by a venomous snake, who they are presumably neutral, or at least in a cease-fire, with. But the poison of their mortal enemies is still just as effective.

So... if the non-poisonous snake eats the poisonous snake, it dies? Truly a tragic conflict that will leave both sides devastated.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Falcon & Winter Soldier #2

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.


From U.S.Avengers 9

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


TwoPair posted:


Falcon & Winter Soldier #2

God I cannot wait for the TV series. Constant snark :allears:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Hello friends, might I introduce you to the wonders of The Ride-On King

Well firstly have you heard of a relatively unknown individual named Vladimir Putin? No? What about the rather unique photos that have been taken of him riding animals in all his shirtless glory?


Great! Someone made a manga of literally that exact concept.
(As usual read Right to Left)

Not-Putin gets transported to a different world! (Also he takes his shirt off almost immediately)


And he really


really


really


wants to ride everything


Did I mention he also fights everything with martial arts?

I apologise for cursing you all with this knowledge.

root
Jun 17, 2000

Booska mask replica...
Happy April 20th everyone...

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Darthemed posted:


Spidey Super Stories #18 (1976)
"spider-man i swear to god if you've poo poo on the floor in fisk's office again..."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

InsertPotPun posted:

"spider-man i swear to god if you've poo poo on the floor in fisk's office again..."

"No! I mean, yes, but that's not the only surprise this time!"

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
this time he added some webbing in the shape of a little bow

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




For the uninitiated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yaRBw4nm3g

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/TomKingTK/status/1254090104789925889?s=20

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Peter tries to get a new job:



Clint has a new outfit:

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

I was reading some articles about Claremont's X-Men so I decided to give it a read.





I'm not really a superhero comics guy, so it's all a bit absurd to me. I forgot to screenshot the issue with the leprechauns.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

The fact that the very first time we hear Logan as Wolverine's real name is from a leprechaun is always going to be a delight for me.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
"The ultimate product of Canadian technology"

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Senior Woodchuck posted:

"The ultimate product of Canadian technology"

Maple syrup in snow? :thunk:

Flying Zamboni
May 7, 2007

but, uh... well, there it is

"That time Magneto was a baby" is an important plot point not once but twice throughout Claremont's run, which is really funny to me.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They kept baby Magneto in a cell. It's a baby jail.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Senior Woodchuck posted:

"The ultimate product of Canadian technology"

I dunno, giving someone an adamantium skeleton seems pretty impressive as well.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lobok posted:

I dunno, giving someone an adamantium skeleton seems pretty impressive as well.

The part where Guardian's suit can make him stop moving relative to Earth's rotation seems like it would require some crazy physics. (He's lucky it doesn't also make him stop moving relative to the Earth's orbit around the Sun.)

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Lobok posted:

I dunno, giving someone an adamantium skeleton seems pretty impressive as well.

I believe that was an American program, operating on Canadian soil, using Japanese metallurgy techniques.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I believe that was an American program, operating on Canadian soil, using Japanese metallurgy techniques.

But the only dude it ever really truly worked on was Canadian, so there.

... Logan still is Canadian, is he?

Hulk Smash!
Jul 14, 2004

Senior Woodchuck posted:

"The ultimate product of Canadian technology"

It's powered by a propped-up real estate market and oil speculation.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Hulk Smash! posted:

It's powered by a propped-up real estate market and oil speculation.

And filming money

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