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InsertPotPun posted:tlump could make all of these protests go away and keep all of these people safe with one tweet. "I have declared thermonucumolar war on the rogue state the United States of America so that we can get back to making America great again! Lazy Demonrats didn't want this! But I pushed the button, many such buttons." And then he gets elected 2020.
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Ugato posted:they don’t believe in any diety that must be why they’re so mad about ice cream
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FMguru posted:Here is some MAGA slaphead showing off his deep thinking and emotional control skills during the Annapolis MD pro-virus demonstration. lmao ran into a motorcycle, sad!
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InsertPotPun posted:tlump could make all of these protests go away and keep all of these people safe with one tweet. he won't cause he wants "big" crowds to rally in his name. On some level, it's because he wants to maintain the idea that he's fighting for your freedoms, and the big mean democrats are to blame for your failing businesses and restrictions on eating in restaurants, etc. But it's also because he loves people praising his name in public. FMguru posted:Here is some MAGA slaphead showing off his deep thinking and emotional control skills during the Annapolis MD pro-virus demonstration. lol everyone else just walks away
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DemoneeHo posted:he won't cause he wants "big" crowds to rally in his name. On some level, it's because he wants to maintain the idea that he's fighting for your freedoms, and the big mean democrats are to blame for your failing businesses and restrictions on eating in restaurants, etc. yeah, wtf... you gotta stay there for the next 30 minutes repeatedly calling the guy a dumbfuck until he takes a swing at someone and goes to jail for assault
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InsertPotPun posted:tlump could make all of these protests go away and keep all of these people safe with one tweet. I wouldn't be so sure; it's been observed that Trump can get his followers to start doing stupid things but has much less success at making them stop. They just say that the globalists made him say that and keep on doing it.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I wouldn't be so sure; it's been observed that Trump can get his followers to start doing stupid things but has much less success at making them stop. They just say that the globalists made him say that and keep on doing it. When has Trump ever tried to make his followers stop doing something? Literally everything he says or does is to make himself look better, and going against his mob's mentality wouldn't accomplish that.
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cumshitter posted:your cowroker definitely believes in angels and demons BiggerBoat should print off your post history and make him read it while recording it
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Stoatbringer posted:I knew a couple who met at a happy-clappy church and decided to get married. They had planned to remain celibate until marriage, in line with their stricy beliefs. But after a while got horny and decided that hey it must be fine with God after all, otherwise why would He allow us to have these feelings for each other? This is why we got kicked out of the Garden
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cumshitter posted:your cowroker definitely believes in angels and demons It's loving ALL he believes in. He seems to think these lives we're all trying to live and enjoy are just a dress rehearsal for our REAL lives. Which, naturally, we won't get to enjoy or experience until we are dead. How did religions manage to convince so many people of this? That our current lives aren't worth having fun with and we should suppress all joy, hand these people money and acquiesce to their laws until we die and that's when the real fun starts? Then the people that believe this poo poo and preach it somehow see the embodiment of their teachings in a foul, ugly goblin like DJT?
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FMguru posted:Here is some MAGA slaphead showing off his deep thinking and emotional control skills during the Annapolis MD pro-virus demonstration. lol i saw this earlier but i was confused about who the morons are. Was the guy in the SUV a protestor? I assumed the chuds were on the sidewalk and they provoked a normie into doing dumb poo poo.
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anyways, here is some content https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1251921825434488834?s=20
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BiggerBoat posted:It's loving ALL he believes in. He seems to think these lives we're all trying to live and enjoy are just a dress rehearsal for our REAL lives. your coworker sounds like a christian scientist
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BiggerBoat posted:It's loving ALL he believes in. He seems to think these lives we're all trying to live and enjoy are just a dress rehearsal for our REAL lives. It's comforting for them because it doesn't matter if this life is lovely or if they're an rear end in a top hat in it, because NEXT TIME everything will be better! It alleviates responsibility while also making a lovely life feel not so lovely.
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Fuzzy McDoom posted:lol i saw this earlier but i was confused about who the morons are. Was the guy in the SUV a protestor? I assumed the chuds were on the sidewalk and they provoked a normie into doing dumb poo poo. my theory is camera crew was filming one or two dudes and the guy in the car lays on the horn to be a dick so beanie guy runs over to shut him up
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BiggerBoat posted:It's loving ALL he believes in. He seems to think these lives we're all trying to live and enjoy are just a dress rehearsal for our REAL lives. that poo poo is really sick
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:People have a tendency to expect the future to be like the past and will ignore clear warning signs if they suggest too radical of a departure from what a person has lived through up to that point. It’s visible in really mundane poo poo like old people assuming young people are lazy or entitled if they are in debt or unable to get decent jobs, since when boomers were young, they didn’t have those problems. There's also Compartmentalized Thinking https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compartmentalization_(psychology) Example: Obama's war is bad. Bush's war is good. Even if they are the same war. Also The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion.
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I think the whole study on authoritarians from Altemeyer etc., especially compartmentalized thinking, is just a flowery academic way of saying they're amazingly loving stupid and gullible
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https://twitter.com/WagsPhoto/status/1251578622151929856 this thread's gunna be lit in 1-2 weeks
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://twitter.com/WagsPhoto/status/1251578622151929856 does eating Chili make you immune to the virus?
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uber_stoat posted:does eating Chili make you immune to the virus? we're gonna find out, shame the sample size is too small to determine if the presence of beans is a complicating factor
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uber_stoat posted:does eating Chili make you immune to the virus? don't be ridiculous, u only get immunity from the new infowars fish oil pills (made from fish treated with chloroquine)
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://twitter.com/WagsPhoto/status/1251578622151929856 i'm gonna feel bad for alex jones' ex-wife in like a week i think
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:that must be why they’re so mad about ice cream Servants of the Emperor of ice cream.
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 but how does one die 'peacefully' from corona? i know the newspapers can't outright say he died a miserable, painful, agonizing death, but your lungs are supposed to fill up with fluid. that's...not peaceful
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Mr Interweb posted:
they finally found something to shut him the gently caress up
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Probably not good to have your "family by [your] side" when dying of corona
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Mr Interweb posted:
You basically drown, they put that in there for the living.
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If they didn't have his age in the obit I would think that this was parody because it hits all the right notes so well; everything capitalized, "asking for a friend", "prove me wrong", claiming he's brave for asking, etc.
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://twitter.com/WagsPhoto/status/1251578622151929856 Alex Jones Before and After COVID-19 infection 
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Mr Interweb posted:
If no one saw or heard them struggling, then they died peacefully.
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Mr Interweb posted:
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"Prove me wrong" - quote from man who was proved wrong.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i'm gonna feel bad for alex jones' ex-wife in like a week i think https://twitter.com/RealKellyJones/status/1252022595643494401
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