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The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
i want to believe those reopen michigan protesters will feel like they have egg on their face

but they will probably call the 5 year-old a crisis actor

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




no see we have reached this point where our blood sacrifices to capitalism are just being laid out there

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

quote:

GREENVILLE, S.C. —

South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster is expected to announce Monday that beaches and retail shops in the state can reopen.

The reopenings are expected to begin on Tuesday, the governor’s Chief of Staff Trey Walker told The Post and Courier. Walker told the newspaper the order will apply to numerous nonessential stores, including department stores, flea markets, florists, bookstores and music shops.
:downsbravo:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

flea markets lmao

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


death cruises

https://twitter.com/missbte/status/1252033170335096832

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i dont get it, we re-opened the state and people are still dying by the hundreds and thousands but the economy isn't fixed? is it because of socialism??

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

The Alpha Centauri posted:

i want to believe those reopen michigan protesters will feel like they have egg on their face

but they will probably call the 5 year-old a crisis actor

"She's already dead, why should we stay locked up for something that already happened"

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




second wave is going to be so much fukkin worse

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


BeefThief posted:

i dont get it, we re-opened the state and people are still dying by the hundreds and thousands but the economy isn't fixed? is it because of socialism??

No we simply aren’t greasing the wheels of capitalism with enough blood we must hold mandatory cough-a-thons. Only through the blood of sacrifice will mighty capitalism grace us with its gifts, we must show we are ready to give everything to it

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

I suppose it *would* be the worst flu of your life if you die from it. Maybe the best flu of your death?

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Not a Children posted:

"She's already dead, why should we stay locked up for something that already happened"
We all know what the real reason is though.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

lmao

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Lol

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




So what you're saying is that this is just the flu? :corona:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




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Dec 20, 2013

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Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
the one silver-lining in these astroturfed protests is that some of these assholes could die miserable deaths, and we would narrowly avoid a tea party 2.0.

but i'm an optimistic idiot, so who knows.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde
Contagion, not hate.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
i think americans will love this summer. gas prices cheaper than ever. :yooge:

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Equeen posted:

the one silver-lining in these astroturfed protests is that some of these assholes could die miserable deaths, and we would narrowly avoid a tea party 2.0.

Well, I suspect that most of those idiots are already tea party 1.0, tea party 0.0, tea party -1.0...

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Found the people talking about haircuts kinda funny because I let it grow out for months and just trim around my ears and neck, but the other day I was talking to my father and he told me our 84 year-old grandmother has been going to get her hair done every week for years. Now that non-essential businesses are closed she's just been going to her stylist's home instead.

Big TRUMP sticker on her garage and I remember her having a "Rush Limbaugh for Nobel Peace Prize" mug when I was little.

mystes
May 31, 2006

I love it.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


euphronius posted:

covid 19 WFH update :

I have sent two emails and I’m exhausted

Same, but also add "put on a couple YouTube videos" under the "homeschooling" column

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
in happy news austria relaxed their lockdown monday a week ago and their numbers are still very low. they opened up small shops and home depot-type stores and made masks mandatory

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Raiad posted:

don't know what they're all so mad about, he's just standing there, it's not like it impacts anyone else in any way
that's what they're so mad about! IMAGINE how much money he's wasting his company!
which is an attitude that cause most of this mess in the first place: can't have employees standing around! so operate at absolute minimum and then be shocked that a problem could crash the system.
motherfuckers won't speak up if someone is beating their child but if they see an employee doing nothing they'll drat sure be ready to complain. i worked at toysrus, there are a multitude of people that appoint themselves HR for your company and are really concerned about employee time theft.
basically they're children that want to be in charge and, because they're not, they'll run to the first skirt to hide behind so they can smugly be on the winning side.
you know that little toady from christmas story? grover dill? he'd have voted for trump so loving hard. poo poo he'd be in the white house by now getting trump a diet coke.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


poty posted:

in happy news austria relaxed their lockdown monday a week ago and their numbers are still very low. they opened up small shops and home depot-type stores and made masks mandatory

my country (Poland) made masks mandatory last week and this week reopened parks and allowed free movement again. We'll see what the results are...

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

just lmao that your first move in the race war is to mass protest public health measures during a pandemic, im afraid of this level of strategic mastery

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

wtf


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252204786059018240

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Spoondick posted:

just lmao that your first move in the race war is to mass protest public health measures during a pandemic, im afraid of this level of strategic mastery

uh sending a bunch of poor people to their certain death is THE opening move in pretty much all wars

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



shitposter in chief back at it

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
we need a vaccine

DO SOMETHING!

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




maybe if they put more dead bodies on tv things would be better

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Milestone watch:
  • Spain hit 200,000 cases just now
  • USA hit 750,000 yesterday
  • France hit 150,000 yesterday
  • 70,000 cases to go until 2.5 million worldwide

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


FACE/on

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

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