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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

less than three posted:

You can still get similar, but it's super hipster now.

https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/coffee-brewing-alarm-clock/

If I could have that for 10% of that price I would be happy.

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Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

less than three posted:

You can still get similar, but it's super hipster now.

https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/coffee-brewing-alarm-clock/

I've just noticed that one of the related items on this page is... the current model of the Teasmade. They still make it, but it looks a bit sleeker now, with a built in water tank instead of a little kettle on a see-saw switch like mine.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Horace posted:

I've just noticed that one of the related items on this page is... the current model of the Teasmade. They still make it, but it looks a bit sleeker now, with a built in water tank instead of a little kettle on a see-saw switch like mine.



Don't you still have to get up and get the milk from the fridge anyway? Might as just make a cuppa while you're there.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

tight aspirations posted:

Don't you still have to get up and get the milk from the fridge anyway? Might as just make a cuppa while you're there.

Yup,

And you still have to traipse between the bedroom and the kitchen to wash the used cup, then reset the machine with the washed/dried cup and the new teabag. And refill the teasmade.

Oh and the added noise of the water boiling wakes you up 5 mins earlier than the alarm does.

(Guess who has tried to use one of these in the past and given up after 2 days)

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

tight aspirations posted:

Don't you still have to get up and get the milk from the fridge anyway?
But then you would put the milk into the tea rather than the correct way around.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
milk is for the weak and invalid

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

My Lovely Horse posted:

But then you would put the milk into the tea rather than the correct way around.

<middle class rage starts boiling faster than a teasmade>

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

tight aspirations posted:

Don't you still have to get up and get the milk from the fridge anyway? Might as just make a cuppa while you're there.

adding stuff to tea 🚮

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

tight aspirations posted:

Don't you still have to get up and get the milk from the fridge anyway? Might as just make a cuppa while you're there.

You could keep a basket of those individual UHT portions on your nightstand. You'd have to keep driving to a Welcome Break to steal them though.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Shut up Meg posted:

Yup,

And you still have to traipse between the bedroom and the kitchen to wash the used cup, then reset the machine with the washed/dried cup and the new teabag. And refill the teasmade.

Oh and the added noise of the water boiling wakes you up 5 mins earlier than the alarm does.

(Guess who has tried to use one of these in the past and given up after 2 days)

Wash the cup? Never.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Horace posted:

You could keep a basket of those individual UHT portions on your nightstand. You'd have to keep driving to a Welcome Break to steal them though.

Or get a pro-level machine that has its own milk cooler.

This is for coffee only of course, that poo poo doesn't belong in tea.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Or develop severe allergic reactions to dairy and never be able to eat anything with milk or cheese again!

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




My Lovely Horse posted:

But then you would put the milk into the tea rather than the correct way around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDc4Ql40nJI

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

Nocheez posted:

Or develop severe allergic reactions to dairy and never be able to eat anything with milk or cheese again!

You've got a pretty intense name/post/title combo.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Real men drink their tea black.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Isn't builders' tea strong bitter black with enough milk to make it vaguely drinkable and enough sugar to serve as a small meal?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I'm really tired of all this toxic beverage masculinity.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Cojawfee posted:

Real men drink their tea black.

Just lol if you don't stick the teabag in your mouth and suck on it all day you weaklings.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Why would you waste a bag?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Iced tea is way better than hot tea

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



taqueso posted:

Why would you waste a bag?

Just a pinch between the cheek and gum

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Computer viking posted:

Isn't builders' tea strong bitter black with enough milk to make it vaguely drinkable and enough sugar to serve as a small meal?

If you have the sugar you’re ruining good tea! Come on and drink your intensely strong hot leaf dirt water!

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Vavrek posted:

You've got a pretty intense name/post/title combo.

Life imitating art. I was called Nocheez for 15 years before becoming lactose intolerant :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pham Nuwen posted:

Just a pinch between the cheeks

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Nocheez posted:

Life imitating art. I was called Nocheez for 15 years before becoming lactose intolerant :(
I wouldn't want to be you in 2 years time

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Drink enough sweet tea and you'll be so amp'd up you'll think you can take on the whole union army.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Herbal "tea" isn't tea and as long as you accept that go nuts adding stuff to your tea.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Awful lot of people itt having strong opinions about proper tea-making practices yet still using tea bags instead of loose leaf.

God. Have some dignity.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

T-man posted:

Herbal "tea" isn't tea and as long as you accept that go nuts adding stuff to your tea.

I like how red tea isn't tea and doesn't have any caffeine but there's a red tea Monster with tons of caffeine added to it. Truly a testament to man's victory over nature.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I save time by snorting lines of shade-grown, cruelty-free, fair-trade leaves of orange pekoe you plebs.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Dick Trauma posted:

I save time by snorting lines of shade-grown, cruelty-free, fair-trade leaves of orange pekoe you plebs.

You're wasting time if you ain't eyeballing, son.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvXXkB2jic0

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

It's like a Youtube video of @foone's twitter feed.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


NyetscapeNavigator posted:

It's like a Youtube video of @foone's twitter feed.

Most of the examples came from foone.

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1252513656161492996?s=20

Thread

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1252551767012696067

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




I remember the manual for my first desktop PC (an IBM Aptiva from 1999) had a page talking about using the CD-ROM and said to avoid using non-round discs, even providing an illustration of a heart-shaped and a star-shaped CD. This is the first time I've seen a non-round disc ever.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I remember there were promotional discs where the actual disc was a weird shape. They were usually the mini CDs with a couple tracks and then the plastic was cut into a crazy (hopefully balanced) shape. They were always small though, not full sized like that one. WTF.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Never had either of these, but I remember seeing them in the Nintendo Power catalogue and absolutely coveting them:

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



"Business card CD-ROMs" were a thing for a while:



I never really saw the point; they always came in a plastic sleeve to avoid scratching, and even without the sleeve they were too big to fit in your wallet (hello scratch city)--and with the sleeve on, forget it. Also, the only time I ever got them was at conference show floors, where I'd usually have a backpack or just a freebie bag from some other booth, so I could just as easily carry a full-sized CD with me.

And, of course, I didn't want to put the drat thing in my drive, especially when we started getting the ridiculously fast drives that sounded like a jet engine spinning up.

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Those are at least symmetrical so they wouldn't be ripping themselves apart in your drive.

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