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VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

It's so on brand that dickheads like this, who only "closed" their states like a week ago and only after becoming laughingstocks from coast to coast for still not having done so, are just hoping they can jump right in with Trump's "let's reopen now!" bullshit as if they've even been closed long enough to get a grip on poo poo. Really, Kemp? YOU have enough tests? How'd you swing that one when no one else in this failed republic we have can, hmmmm?

Oh wait, you don't give a gently caress. I forgot.

What a goddamn joke.



This guy does NOT approve.

VH4Ever fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Apr 20, 2020

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

They live like that because you don't give them enough money for anything else aaaaaaaaaaa

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Let's not be hasty. Maybe the "certain cultures" they're referring to are CHUDs.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




Do you think Trump or his family make money on this poo poo?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:20bux:

https://twitter.com/Robillard/status/1252344635558514689

Zapf Dingbat
Jan 9, 2001


Kemp: Stolen elections have consequences.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This seems good

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/1252337783710142464

graynull
Dec 2, 2005

Did I misread all the signs?
Does the national emergency declaration allow states to prohibit travel from other states with the trashbag governors doing terrible poo poo? I'm not sure if or when freedom of movement can be considered reasonable to suspend legally.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

ahahahahahahahahaha

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

CommieGIR posted:

Gotta get those EPR bullets somewhere.

OPR. They got a goddamned captain standing there like they're offering $5 footlongs.

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Sodomy Hussein posted:

TBF this is most of the people in Bismarck, from the looks of it

:laffo: I was just about to make this exact comment.

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.




Oh cool, another company I will never spend money on again.


He got his moneys worth.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Mat Cauthon posted:

Oh cool, another company I will never spend money on again.


He got his moneys worth.

Yeah he effectively bought the DNC, a major political party for a mere billion

He still has another 55 to throw around

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

Random Stranger posted:

Let's not be hasty. Maybe the "certain cultures" they're referring to are CHUDs.

You wouldnt be hasty if you guessed that they are talking about immigrants.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Kith posted:

The only ink I have is my wedding ring. Does that count? :(

No that definitely does not count as a tattoo.

ColonelMuttonchops
Feb 18, 2011



Young Orc

lol Didn't he only give something like 50 million to covid relief as well?

Also, 1 billion dollars and he still wouldnt pay for his employees healthcare.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Not all southern governors are idiots.

https://twitter.com/samkarlin/status/1252335363533746182

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Because he’s a Dem.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Mat Cauthon posted:

He got his moneys worth.

I am fairly certain Mike Bloomberg did not intend to spend a billion dollars to nearly make Sanders the nominee or to get personally ripped apart by Elizabeth Warren on national television.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Yeah Bloomberg was a drag on Biden the whole way, his campaign nearly backfired on his stated goal.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
This military dude who is talking at the Daily Dumb Conference is loving coked up.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Tayter Swift posted:

OPR. They got a goddamned captain standing there like they're offering $5 footlongs.



Sgt. Chowdown noooooo

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

ColonelMuttonchops posted:

lol Didn't he only give something like 50 million to covid relief as well?

Also, 1 billion dollars and he still wouldnt pay for his employees healthcare.

Wouldn't most of that billion have went to media corps?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

happyhippy posted:

Wouldn't most of that billion have went to media corps?

Facebook and YouTube got a huge chunk... at least the feel for how many ads I got not scientific by any means

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
Good news guys, the wall is on track to complete by next year

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I am fairly certain Mike Bloomberg did not intend to spend a billion dollars to nearly make Sanders the nominee or to get personally ripped apart by Elizabeth Warren on national television.

Also for one brief moment united Bernie, Biden, and Warren on national tv. so Mission Accomplished?

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/fak3r/status/1252316512985272320

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Medullah posted:

Good news guys, the wall is on track to complete by next year

Did Trump just say that in a presser or something?

Among other obvious things he’s gonna run on “if I’m not re-elected the wall won’t be finished.”

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Umm, I believe that since Coronaman isn't powered up and the MAGA ghosts aren't scared is going to result in Coronaman being killed by the ghosts. Checkmate libtard. :smuggo:

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

Feldegast42 posted:

Yeah he effectively bought the DNC, a major political party for a mere billion

He still has another 55 to throw around

How did he buy the DNC?

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Did Trump just say that in a presser or something?

Among other obvious things he’s gonna run on “if I’m not re-elected the wall won’t be finished.”

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1252355778897305602?s=19

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007



Really loving sucks to know this guy cheated his way to power.

Social Studies 3rd Period
Oct 31, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER



https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1252359716761550849

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Remember those fun day (singular) he was Presidential?

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/GovKemp/status/1252339586291949568

I'm genuinely amazed that they're leading here with the businesses that specifically involve close physical contact with the general public. One has to assume they're intentionally trying to amplify cases.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Oxyclean posted:

Really loving sucks to know this guy cheated his way to power.

The bowling alleys are open again

Our long national nightmare is over.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

I wonder when he's going to call it the ventilator hoax.

I'd really love to hear a Trumper who has a family member who died because there were no available ventilators rationalize his insistence that everyone who needed one got one.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Flip Yr Wig posted:

https://twitter.com/GovKemp/status/1252339586291949568

I'm genuinely amazed that they're leading here with the businesses that specifically involve close physical contact with the general public. One has to assume they're intentionally trying to amplify cases.

It’s not even following Trumps own 3 phase plan. It’s just “gently caress it we’re open.”

This will end so badly. But so predictably.

sit on my Facebook
Jun 20, 2007

ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land
Is it even excessively conspiratorial at this point to imagine they're actually trying to make it worse so they can institute more draconian "Emergency Measures"? I mean, it is, but... is it?!

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Flip Yr Wig posted:

https://twitter.com/GovKemp/status/1252339586291949568

I'm genuinely amazed that they're leading here with the businesses that specifically involve close physical contact with the general public. One has to assume they're intentionally trying to amplify cases.

I hope he visits every one of them.

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