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Random Stranger posted:They already did that about a month ago paying a bit above market rate for oil. Oil industry's dying Cloud. EDIT: Urgh, what a snype. Have this eggdog as an apology. 
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Manifest Dynasty posted:This isn't true. You can get an immigrant visa having never set foot in the US. When you use that visa to enter, you are a permanent resident ("green card holder") from the moment you enter the US. It takes a least a year to get a green card while you’re here working. I’ve got one right in front of me.
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Man, it's said jokingly, but these MAGA people really are the embodiment of "doing the exact opposite of whatever a Democrat says". I think blue state governors should tell them not to drink under any circumstances and, if they do, definitely not a lot of it.
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i am harry posted:It takes a least a year to get a green card while you’re here working. Sure, but the statement I was responding to said they were "for people who are already here have been here for some time." That's simply untrue. The processing time for a case is not the same as the legal requirements to obtain a green card, and only some categories require an amount of time pass after admission before you can adjust. Refugees and asylees, of the top of my head. The real fuckery here is that AOS applications may be freezing. That means people already physically here trying to become permanent residents. Which is transparently unrelated to his excuse. Manifest Dynasty fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Apr 21, 2020 |
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i am harry posted:It takes a least a year to get a green card while you’re here working. LOOK AGAIN!
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Random Stranger posted:They already did that about a month ago paying a bit above market rate for oil. You actually think they will keep their workers and contracters after getting the bailout?
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Yeah production won't be profitable for at least 12 months better keep the riggers and welders on payroll though. 
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Ika posted:You actually think they will keep their workers and contracters after getting the bailout? Not a chance, I was talking in the theoretical.
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canepazzo posted:I like their counter-take on the timeless meme: These idiots thinks 40 000 people died on purpose just to make Donny Shitpants look bad.
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Madkal posted:These idiots thinks 40 000 people died on purpose just to make Donny Shitpants look bad. The whole world went into lockdown thanks to the Democrats
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Funny to see how much media coverage this "movement" is being offered. Much like in 2008, it's pretty clear that it's a concerted effort by the donor class to pre-emptively foment a counter-revolution.
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Madkal posted:These idiots thinks 40 000 people died on purpose just to make Donny Shitpants look bad.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1252392877826535426 Update https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1252606243857813505 quote:A megachurch pastor in Louisiana who has defied orders intended to prevent the spread of the coronavirus by holding large worship services is facing criminal charges for driving a church bus backward toward a protester outside the church, authorities said Monday.
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Apr 21, 2020 15:53
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"Branch Covidian" is a great name
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"Branch Covidian" 
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"Sure I tried to hit him with a bus, he flipped me off" is an interesting legal defense.
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They should just arrest him when he tries to leave his house in the morning. This dude is basically begging for the cops to break down his church doors and drag him out. It's all part of the grift.
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Guze posted:The whole world went into lockdown thanks to the Democrats man why do they keep voting team not Illuminati if theyre so weak and pathetic and the chad Illuminati is so big and strong that it gets to run the world even when it loses? whats the point if ClintonSoro just runs the world how ever it likes no matter what?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:“I approached a man who verbally assaulted my wife and little girls. He’s a crotch-grabbing, middle-finger using against my church ladies,” Spell wrote in a text message. “What would you do to a man like that?” Turn the other cheek? 
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but moses said an eye for an eye. *gets RPG ready for a non white just walking on the sidewalk*
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Slowpoke! posted:They should just arrest him when he tries to leave his house in the morning. This dude is basically begging for the cops to break down his church doors and drag him out. It's all part of the grift. I used to live in Central. It's the most white-flight area around Baton Rouge. Saw tons of Tea Party bumper stickers back when I lived there. There's a nonzero chance that members of the police attend that church. It's also an evangelical hotspot in a geographic area that's otherwise mostly Catholic.
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canepazzo posted:I like their counter-take on the timeless meme: I wonder what pays more, being a trump grifter or an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends
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Charliegrs posted:I wish I was able to make political comic strips but I suck at art. But man would love to make one of a boomer wearing a maga dying on a ventilator. His last words before succumbing to the corona: "At least I got to own the libs....." Make sure you put a Ford or Chevy logo on the ventilator. Maybe put a protest sign, fishing rod, or golf clubs in the corner V And a TV in the room with Trump ranting about fake death counts SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Apr 21, 2020 |
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SocketWrench posted:Make sure you put a Ford or Chevy logo on the ventilator. Maybe put a protest sign, fishing rod, or golf clubs in the corner Something has to have a big “DEBT” label as well.
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Calvin pissing on coronavirus? *scribbles it out* DEMOCRATS there we go
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I wonder when Bruce gets his royalty checks every month does he laugh about all the morons who still don't get the song 40 years later, or does it piss him off or what.
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Failed Imagineer posted:I wonder when Bruce gets his royalty checks every month does he laugh about all the morons who still don't get the song 40 years later, or does it piss him off or what. Both
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canepazzo posted:"Branch Covidian" I literally just watched the Waco documentary on Netflix yesterday and am happy I now understand this.
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Failed Imagineer posted:I wonder when Bruce gets his royalty checks every month does he laugh about all the morons who still don't get the song 40 years later, or does it piss him off or what. Credence Clearwater Revival has him beat in that department.
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Random Stranger posted:They already did that about a month ago paying a bit above market rate for oil. energy companies were going bankrupt left and right before oil prices turned negative this is great for exxon, chevron, etc - but most american drilling (oil and gas) is done by smaller companies that are basically all preparing bankruptcy filings if they didn't already file
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https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1252556817772744704 We need an opposite of 
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canepazzo posted:https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1252556817772744704 This is the guy who a few weeks ago said older people should be willing to die for the economy.
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canepazzo posted:https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1252556817772744704 because i was curious: he's not up for re-election this year. next texas governor election is 2022, so we will not get to see the ads based on these for some time
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evilweasel posted:because i was curious: he's not up for re-election this year. next texas governor election is 2022, so we will not get to see the ads based on these for some time Same for Desantis.
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holeeeeeeeeey poo poo. look at those numbers! 6 to 1???! and this was a group that thought that trump was, until recently, doing a great job. now they disapprove of him almost as much as millenials!  better late than never, i guess. seems it finally occurred to them that they're the prime demographic for the rona.
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The most important thing in life is making number up, may we all have the chance to sacrifice our lives for the glory of stock dividends.
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Mr Interweb posted:holeeeeeeeeey poo poo. look at those numbers! 6 to 1???! and this was a group that thought that trump was, until recently, doing a great job. now they disapprove of him almost as much as millenials! Turns out Seniors don’t like literal Death Panels.
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