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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



not an endorsement posted:




they're

e: there

ee: thier

thur :rolleye:

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


thar

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017




Thus, This.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


not an endorsement posted:




they're

e: there

ee: thier

sorry about that. don't know what it is about the internet that makes me assume masculinity, outside of it I'm pretty good about going to they-them when I don't know how a person identifies

anime was right posted:

absolutely no ones gonna balk at the congressional level. county level maybe.

I'm going to balk at a personal level at this trash tier take. Everyone knows that congressional districts perfectly represent the constituents within them

e: 100% going to agree though, got like 10 minutes into making my own balk and got tired of it

TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 05:47 on Apr 22, 2020

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls


I spent way too much loving time on this!

It was a fun exercise though, and I realized balkanization of the US would be a friggin' nightmare, because nothing about the US makes sense. There's a long strip of Democratic strongholds along the west coat and southwest, while everything outside of that is deep red. I mostly formed borders out of major geographical features (hence the wedge sticking into the Midwest).

Anyway, give me suggestions to make this map better.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


rudecyrus posted:

It was a fun exercise though, and I realized balkanization of the US would be a friggin' nightmare, because nothing about the US makes sense.

Anyway, give me suggestions to make this map better.

You aren't accounting nearly enough for certain major metropolitan centers and their influence spheres. Houston, Atlanta, Miami all jump out to me at a glance.

Aside from that, your map mostly is very similar to a map I'd make.

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls

SKULL.GIF posted:

You aren't accounting nearly enough for certain major metropolitan centers and their influence spheres. Houston, Atlanta, Miami all jump out to me at a glance.

Aside from that, your map mostly is very similar to a map I'd make.

You think those cities would form their own enclaves?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


rudecyrus posted:

You think those cities would form their own enclaves?

Miami-Dade is already rebelling against DeSantis and has brought three other counties into its influence sphere, so, yes.

The American Southeast is rough to divide up because even compared to the northeast and midwest where cities have disproportionately more power than the surrounding regions, places like Miami and Atlanta are disproportionately more powerful and influential when you look past the gerrymandering and the electoral rigging. In a scenario where we have Full Balk, that particular type of population/economic influence is going to rear its head to its full power.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Long California doesn't look like a border that's in any way enforceable or useful

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i would probably balk by utility grids

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



SKULL.GIF posted:

Miami-Dade is already rebelling against DeSantis and has brought three other counties into its influence sphere, so, yes.

The American Southeast is rough to divide up because even compared to the northeast and midwest where cities have disproportionately more power than the surrounding regions, places like Miami and Atlanta are disproportionately more powerful and influential when you look past the gerrymandering and the electoral rigging. In a scenario where we have Full Balk, that particular type of population/economic influence is going to rear its head to its full power.

liberal urban municipal areas surrounded by a sea, a horde of truckers and farmers attempting to starve them out

Beowulfs_Ghost
Nov 6, 2009

rudecyrus posted:



I spent way too much loving time on this!

It was a fun exercise though, and I realized balkanization of the US would be a friggin' nightmare, because nothing about the US makes sense. There's a long strip of Democratic strongholds along the west coat and southwest, while everything outside of that is deep red. I mostly formed borders out of major geographical features (hence the wedge sticking into the Midwest).

Anyway, give me suggestions to make this map better.

Check the population density of the deep red areas near the liberal strongholds. Any sufficiently sparse population will go along with the cities because they are not economically viable on their own.

This is really noticable on the west coast. Some of those counties away from the coastline barely have a population equal to a suburb. And for the most part rely heavily on subsidies. Like, none of them really have the funds to maintain infrastructure, and that's without getting into importing stuff, like asphalt and tractor parts.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

I don't think anybody actually posted the Shattered Union map:

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
This is a fun thread

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



rudecyrus posted:



I spent way too much loving time on this!

It was a fun exercise though, and I realized balkanization of the US would be a friggin' nightmare, because nothing about the US makes sense. There's a long strip of Democratic strongholds along the west coat and southwest, while everything outside of that is deep red. I mostly formed borders out of major geographical features (hence the wedge sticking into the Midwest).

Anyway, give me suggestions to make this map better.

For the west coast at least, you need to consider that the Sierra Nevada and Cascade mountains form the realistic natural boundary for a polity. With shipping and industry located on the coast and fertile inland agricultural zones in the Central and Willamette Valleys you get a pretty viable political entity. Some strong cultural ties might cross the mountains, like with Reno, but that's mostly because Reno isn't all that desirable and wouldn't be contested. Other more productive trans-montane areas with cultural ties (like Spokane and the Palouse) will probably be contested, although the Mountain West regions beyond the Cascades/Sierra are pretty low-population, and probably wouldn't be well-organized as a rule.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

if Pennsylvania doesn’t split it is 100% going with New York

there is no way Philly / Scranton / Lehigh goes with any other state

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Raiad posted:

after we balkanize, some of the states are going to technically belong to multiple countries

West Virginia will end up like that no man's land between Egypt and Sudan.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

if PA splits the line would probably be somewhere around the west edge of the Allegheny ridge and valley system

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
the RAC is going to abscond with 75% of America’s commuter rail network

Zohn
Jul 21, 2006

Trust me, pinko, you ain't half he-man enough for Mickey Spillane's Rye Whisky.


Grimey Drawer
I shudder to think what would happen here in Pennsyltucky, just roving kill squads of chuds disappearing undesirables at night literally everywhere that isn't Pittsburgh, the Lehigh Valley, and Philly.

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
Dredd 2012 is going to be real soon isn’t it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I’m getting more and more convinced this is going to happen w/in the next 18 months or so

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


do states have any means of taking tax money that would normally go to the federal government and keeping it for the state

note that i did not ask whether it is legal, merely whether it could be done

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Raiad posted:

do states have any means of taking tax money that would normally go to the federal government and keeping it for the state

note that i did not ask whether it is legal, merely whether it could be done

not really . payments to the us treasury in my experience are made directly to the us treasury

possibly some fees and the payroll tax of state employees

but honestly taxes are quaint at this point. the power to print money (or actually direct labor? ) will be the important thing

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



If we balk we're going to see something like Syria where multiple independent non-state/city/counties will make a play for power in regions. While cities have the population and peacetime economic power. Rural areas control access to the raw materials they need and rural people have access to like 90% of the privately owned guns in the US and the materials needed to make things like IED's

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

they have guns but no independently mobile and non insulin dependent people

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Nitrousoxide posted:

If we balk we're going to see something like Syria where multiple independent non-state/city/counties will make a play for power in regions. While cities have the population and peacetime economic power. Rural areas control access to the raw materials they need and rural people have access to like 90% of the privately owned guns in the US and the materials needed to make things like IED's

Time to plug: It Could Happen Here: The Second American Civil War

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



trying to figure out where the guns are made and not sure what's current:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/embed?mid=1Vrdq-qH8lKjiQ84XvNRIey74tnU


gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
CHOADE
machine and tool inc

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
thermold trutec

Orvin
Sep 9, 2006




How viable is the population on the Southern Coast of California if the Colorado River stops being diverted towards them? How viable is the farming in the California Valleys?

It seems like water access in the Southwest has been a hot topic recently with the various droughts. How is that going to rear it’s ugly head if things start fracturing? I know San Diego has built a desalinization plant, but I don’t know how much that can supply at full output.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Orvin posted:

How viable is the population on the Southern Coast of California if the Colorado River stops being diverted towards them? How viable is the farming in the California Valleys?

California's bread basket (Central Valley) gets most of the agricultural water from aquifers but the use has been so aggressive that the land has started to sink in many spots.

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
capitalism has irrevocably destroyed everything from infrastructure to social bonds in a matter of decades bring on the second civil war buddy :rock:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Orvin posted:

How viable is the population on the Southern Coast of California if the Colorado River stops being diverted towards them? How viable is the farming in the California Valleys?

It seems like water access in the Southwest has been a hot topic recently with the various droughts. How is that going to rear it’s ugly head if things start fracturing? I know San Diego has built a desalinization plant, but I don’t know how much that can supply at full output.

They would be fine if they would just stop growing those goddamn almonds

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

rudecyrus posted:



I spent way too much loving time on this!

It was a fun exercise though, and I realized balkanization of the US would be a friggin' nightmare, because nothing about the US makes sense. There's a long strip of Democratic strongholds along the west coat and southwest, while everything outside of that is deep red. I mostly formed borders out of major geographical features (hence the wedge sticking into the Midwest).

Anyway, give me suggestions to make this map better.

Thank you for recognizing that if/when stuff starts shaking apart, there's not a snowball's chance in Hell that Western NY would stay aligned with NYC rather than group with our fellow Rust Belt / Great Lakes brethren.

That or just spin off into an isolated Bills Enclave, doomed forever to lose every military skirmish we're involved in but somehow continuing to exist.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Working on my Balk map let me know what you think.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Beowulfs_Ghost posted:

Check the population density of the deep red areas near the liberal strongholds. Any sufficiently sparse population will go along with the cities because they are not economically viable on their own.

You could probably stretch a [Core] - [Semi-Periphery] - [Periphery] model onto this.

Relevant maps:



SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Accretionist posted:

You could probably stretch a [Core] - [Semi-Periphery] - [Periphery] model onto this.

Relevant maps:



Yes, precisely! This is the kind of map people should be referencing when diagramming out balk scenarios. This is also exactly how the major pacts we've seen so far have been breaking down. NYC, Chicago, LA/SF, Denver have been the anchor cities for these pacts.

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

Accretionist posted:

You could probably stretch a [Core] - [Semi-Periphery] - [Periphery] model onto this.

Relevant maps:





Make sure you’re in a megaregion before republican death squads patrol the rural/open areas during the next decade

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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


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