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Piss Meridian posted:what do those runes do? That's just the circuitry. Birds aren't loving real.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 04:34 |
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MODS????
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 05:00 |
ShortyMR.CAT posted:Picture tax: GCU An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 05:13 |
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I am entirely too hosed up after learning pickles are watermelons.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 05:19 |
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Push El Burrito posted:I am entirely too hosed up after learning pickles are watermelons. Holy poo poo you're still wrong. Watermelon are pickles.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 06:27 |
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Inceltown posted:Watermelon are pickles. Wait, you're the funny reefer man?
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 06:58 |
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Dannywilson posted:Wait, you're the funny reefer man? Oh my god
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 07:03 |
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Bringin you them deep cuts.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 07:05 |
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Inceltown posted:Wait till you find out about pigeons. Predator: "gently caress, I have all these passwords to remember. I got this UV pen but nothing ro write on." *pidgeon flies by*
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 09:59 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 11:14 |
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Dannywilson posted:Wait, you're the funny reefer man?
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 11:19 |
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Dannywilson posted:Wait, you're the funny reefer man? Admitting defeat here but all I get is "son of a reefer man" stuck in my head. I don't know this reference.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 11:27 |
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20 and 29 are wild responses. The others are just different versions of 'no' but those...
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 11:36 |
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Who would gently caress with the Coast Guard over weed?
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 11:50 |
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mind the walrus posted:Who would gently caress with the Coast Guard over weed? Me. Wait, they're not delivering? Well then not me.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 11:58 |
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Inceltown posted:Admitting defeat here but all I get is "son of a reefer man" stuck in my head. I don't know this reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxhOm6OYy20
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 12:17 |
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Ganja is for goons.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 12:26 |
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They're all great responses for any situation, really. Just "Ways to say NO" in general. Get a job, you hippie wastoid!
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 12:30 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 12:31 |
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Elfface posted:20 and 29 are wild responses. The others are just different versions of 'no' but those... I think 'I'm calling the Coastguard" is an excellent response if you are in Nebraska or Wyoming.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 12:32 |
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mind the walrus posted:Who would gently caress with the Coast Guard over weed? Sea Patrol, for one.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 12:34 |
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Inceltown posted:Admitting defeat here but all I get is "son of a reefer man" stuck in my head. I don't know this reference. I genuinely thought that was on purpose. https://youtu.be/svoSSdsNhtA Or, if you'd prefer, the reason anyone in here probably knows this song. https://youtu.be/JZUH8qUtJwA
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 13:21 |
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I've never seen that particular one but I have seen variations of it and even so I have no clue if it's real. It's somehow the lamest one
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 13:21 |
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https://twitter.com/fmanjoo/status/1252685070806048768?s=21
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:18 |
Yeah that's what happens when you eat Technics
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:22 |
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I wish we knew what way number 25 to say NO to weed was. It’s probably the most powerful of them all.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:32 |
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Big mistake immediately conceding TV time. They'll get nothing.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:33 |
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Wendell posted:I wish we knew what way number 25 to say NO to weed was. It’s probably the most powerful of them all. No! Your bong is wrong.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:34 |
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Paladinus posted:Big mistake immediately conceding TV time. They'll get nothing. Give bedtime authority to only one child and just wait for the civil war to break out.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:43 |
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Lol, I would cut off these kids' internet and take away all power cables so fast their heads would spin. Also, I know where the breaker box is, have fun being bored, sitting in the dark you little shits.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:52 |
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SpacePig posted:I genuinely thought that was on purpose. Same. Cab Calloway is good poo poo.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:55 |
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Haha people are still having kids. Suckers
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 14:55 |
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gleebster posted:And it's a good way to get the anchovy your body craves. I'm good. The Italian place down the street makes an amazing spaghetti alla puttanesca. I'm a total whore for it.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Lol, I would cut off these kids' internet and take away all power cables so fast their heads would spin. Also, I know where the breaker box is, have fun being bored, sitting in the dark you little shits. Please don't have kids!
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 15:24 |
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Clitch posted:I'm good. The Italian place down the street makes an amazing spaghetti alla puttanesca. I'm a total whore for it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 15:28 |
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Clitch posted:I'm good. The Italian place down the street makes an amazing spaghetti alla puttanesca. I'm a total whore for it. I introduced a couple friends to a real heavy mid-Atlantic pie with real fresh moz, a very tangy sauce, crunchy crust, true crumbled sausage, and anchovies last year and it was like people seeing the face of God.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 15:36 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Please don't have kids! Look the worst thing that can happen is for a kid to think he has agency and his needs and desires matter. And for god's sake, don't let him have fun. Next thing you know he'll be taking up space at a Harry Potter book signing when you've spent months working on your costume.
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# ? Apr 22, 2020 15:38 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Look the worst thing that can happen is for a kid to think he has agency and his needs and desires matter. And for god's sake, don't let him have fun. Next thing you know he'll be taking up space at a Harry Potter book signing when you've spent months working on your costume. Listen, my parents were horrible and abusive and you've got another thing coming if you think I'm not going to be worse!
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Listen, my parents were horrible and abusive and you've got another thing coming if you think I'm not going to be worse! Ah, I see you also have "friends" of a certain age in your Facebook feed.
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